101 Uses for Emmanuel Eboue

Pscholes18 · 10th December 2006, 06:46

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

6. Rolling fireball of death

No army ever won a war without setting things on fire and sending them the way of the enemy.
Set Emmanuel Eboue on fire, and watch him roll his way through the entire enemy camp, causing an emmediate, unconditional surrender. Probably

Ahhhh fucking class. Hahahaha

kafta · 10th December 2006, 07:46

perhaps a tradmil engine?

Just strap a carpet on top of him and start running.

KingEric7 · 8th January 2007, 17:17

Saw Eboue's ridiculous antics against Liverpool next to his own goal and it reminded me of this thread. Why did it never make the classics?

Namliam · 8th January 2007, 17:19

Eboue was fucking embarassing. I'm not even sure what he was trying to achieve, apart from looking like a spastic.

KingEric7 · 8th January 2007, 17:29

Good player mind.

jasonrh · 8th January 2007, 17:31

Anybody got a clip of the latest antics?

Psmith · 8th January 2007, 17:39

Brilliant thread.

African Soldja · 8th January 2007, 17:42

Any player who rolls around when he's fouled is a funking cunt and should roll all the way to the lockers

redzeppelin · 8th January 2007, 17:43

102. Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD)

Is there a country that bothers you? Drop him and he will roll over all over the places and deystroy everything (tanks, buidling, cars, people, etc.)

RedPhil1957 · 8th January 2007, 23:16

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Easyjet answer to Climate change critics a new green/yellow propulsion unit

Wibble · 1st June 2007, 02:36

How did we forget to put this one in the classics?

10th December 2006, 07:46	#162 (permalink)
kafta Perpetual Under 11's Team Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Top of the Leauge Posts: 2,747	perhaps a tradmil engine? Just strap a carpet on top of him and start running.

8th January 2007, 17:17	#163 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. Posts: 11,422	Saw Eboue's ridiculous antics against Liverpool next to his own goal and it reminded me of this thread. Why did it never make the classics?

8th January 2007, 17:19	#164 (permalink)
Namliam Useless WUM Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Fantasy League Champion & King of Weboggle Posts: 5,274	Eboue was fucking embarassing. I'm not even sure what he was trying to achieve, apart from looking like a spastic.

8th January 2007, 17:29	#165 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. Posts: 11,422	Good player mind.

8th January 2007, 17:31	#166 (permalink)
jasonrh Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: "You sir, are the syphilitic cockbiscuit son of a hamster rimmer."; "Sir Alex Ferguson, trainer of the English champions, wants to start the spoon fruits since early." Posts: 56,252	Anybody got a clip of the latest antics?

8th January 2007, 17:39	#167 (permalink)
Psmith First Team Sub Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,060	Brilliant thread.

8th January 2007, 17:42	#168 (permalink)
African Soldja Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Your Mother's Nether Regions Posts: 1,075	Any player who rolls around when he's fouled is a funking cunt and should roll all the way to the lockers

8th January 2007, 17:43	#169 (permalink)
redzeppelin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Dipperism is the opiate of the Scousers Posts: 1,487	102. Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) Is there a country that bothers you? Drop him and he will roll over all over the places and deystroy everything (tanks, buidling, cars, people, etc.)

8th January 2007, 23:16	#170 (permalink)
RedPhil1957 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: lincs. Posts: 3,843	[/quote] Easyjet answer to Climate change critics a new green/yellow propulsion unit

1st June 2007, 02:36	#171 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,161	How did we forget to put this one in the classics?