101 Uses for Emmanuel Eboue

Pscholes18 · 10th December 2006, 06:46

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

6. Rolling fireball of death

No army ever won a war without setting things on fire and sending them the way of the enemy.
Set Emmanuel Eboue on fire, and watch him roll his way through the entire enemy camp, causing an emmediate, unconditional surrender. Probably

Ahhhh fucking class. Hahahaha

kafta · 10th December 2006, 07:46

perhaps a tradmil engine?

Just strap a carpet on top of him and start running.

KingEric7 · 8th January 2007, 17:17

Saw Eboue's ridiculous antics against Liverpool next to his own goal and it reminded me of this thread. Why did it never make the classics?

Namliam · 8th January 2007, 17:19

Eboue was fucking embarassing. I'm not even sure what he was trying to achieve, apart from looking like a spastic.

KingEric7 · 8th January 2007, 17:29

Good player mind.

Bearded but no genius · 8th January 2007, 17:31

Anybody got a clip of the latest antics?

VP · 8th January 2007, 17:39

Brilliant thread.

African Soldja · 8th January 2007, 17:42

Any player who rolls around when he's fouled is a funking cunt and should roll all the way to the lockers

redzeppelin · 8th January 2007, 17:43

102. Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD)

Is there a country that bothers you? Drop him and he will roll over all over the places and deystroy everything (tanks, buidling, cars, people, etc.)

RedPhil1957 · 8th January 2007, 23:16

[/QUOTE]

Easyjet answer to Climate change critics a new green/yellow propulsion unit

Wibble · 1st June 2007, 02:36

How did we forget to put this one in the classics?

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10th December 2006, 07:46	#162 (permalink)
kafta Perpetual Under 11's Team Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Now occupying that talked about perch Posts: 3,104	perhaps a tradmil engine? Just strap a carpet on top of him and start running.

8th January 2007, 17:17	#163 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived. Posts: 18,919	Saw Eboue's ridiculous antics against Liverpool next to his own goal and it reminded me of this thread. Why did it never make the classics?

8th January 2007, 17:19	#164 (permalink)
Namliam Useless WUM Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Fantasy League Champion & King of Weboggle Posts: 5,334	Eboue was fucking embarassing. I'm not even sure what he was trying to achieve, apart from looking like a spastic.

8th January 2007, 17:29	#165 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived. Posts: 18,919	Good player mind.

8th January 2007, 17:31	#166 (permalink)
Bearded but no genius Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: "You sir, are the syphilitic cockbiscuit son of a hamster rimmer."; "Sir Alex Ferguson, trainer of the English champions, wants to start the spoon fruits since early." PS. What on God's Green Earth is "SpoSpa"? PPS. "cubs > scouts" Posts: 68,155	Anybody got a clip of the latest antics?

8th January 2007, 17:39	#167 (permalink)
VP First Team Sub Join Date: May 2006 Location: London Posts: 9,335	Brilliant thread.

8th January 2007, 17:42	#168 (permalink)
African Soldja Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Your Mother's Nether Regions Posts: 1,074	Any player who rolls around when he's fouled is a funking cunt and should roll all the way to the lockers

8th January 2007, 17:43	#169 (permalink)
redzeppelin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Dipperism is the opiate of the Scousers Posts: 1,526	102. Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) Is there a country that bothers you? Drop him and he will roll over all over the places and deystroy everything (tanks, buidling, cars, people, etc.)

8th January 2007, 23:16	#170 (permalink)
RedPhil1957 First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: lincs. Posts: 5,376	[/QUOTE] Easyjet answer to Climate change critics a new green/yellow propulsion unit

1st June 2007, 02:36	#171 (permalink)
Wibble Ingadus Speramus Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Centre Back Posts: 49,868	How did we forget to put this one in the classics?