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Old 8th January 2011, 14:54   #1 (permalink)
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All turn to Kopites 26, 1-40
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:56   #2 (permalink)
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Brilliant.
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:56   #3 (permalink)
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and their garments were made of shells
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:57   #4 (permalink)
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''And he squandered the wealth of the people on lame and useless servants.''
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:58   #5 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:59   #6 (permalink)
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He hath spunked it on absolute garbage
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:59   #7 (permalink)
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Holy shit. That is an incredible piece of work.
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Old 8th January 2011, 14:59   #8 (permalink)
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Brilliant.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:00   #9 (permalink)
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I especially enjoyed verse 22.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:02   #10 (permalink)
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On a par with the Berbatov translation.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:02   #11 (permalink)
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19)...and they would come forth from the land. 20) But in the end they came fifth.

lol

It's just great
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:03   #12 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:04   #13 (permalink)
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By far the best piece of work I've read in a long time.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:05   #14 (permalink)
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''And he squandered the wealth of the people on lame and useless servants.''
The funniest sentence for me
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:05   #15 (permalink)
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I want this on a t-shirt.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:06   #16 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:06   #17 (permalink)
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Plech is back with a bang.

This is the best thing on here since metallic Serbian rapist.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:08   #18 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:10   #19 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:10   #20 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:12   #21 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:15   #22 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:17   #23 (permalink)
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"19] Then the Kopites made an idol of Raphael, and cried out that he was the saviour, and by his mighty sword they would come forth from the land. 20] But in the end they came fifth."



Pure genius
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:18   #24 (permalink)
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I want this on a t-shirt.
That could actually be pretty awesome.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:19   #25 (permalink)
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dunno why, but "fuchen sorted" tickles me the most.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:19   #26 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:22   #27 (permalink)
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That is utterly amazing.

We need a vicar to read it on camera.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:22   #28 (permalink)
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Plech, that's fuchen amazing, la.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:23   #29 (permalink)
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That is absolutely fucking bangerang Plech.

"but in the end they came fifth"
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:25   #30 (permalink)
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"And he brought Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham; and Babel in whose name men built a tower"
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:25   #31 (permalink)
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Plech, you're wasted on here.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:25   #32 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:27   #33 (permalink)
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Greatest post in caf history
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:29   #34 (permalink)
 
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:33   #35 (permalink)
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thats the funniest thing I've read in ages.

brilliant
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:33   #36 (permalink)
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BPITW.

Plech not ronnie.

Best Post in the World that is.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:34   #37 (permalink)
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Glen the son of John and Aquilani the roman, lo he squandered it on Josemi... LMFAO
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:36   #38 (permalink)
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Greatest post in caf history
It may well be. Even the formatting is class
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:36   #39 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:36   #40 (permalink)
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