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Old 8th January 2011, 15:38   #41 (permalink)
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You are a genius. That's one of the most funniest/creative/distinctive posts i've ever read.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:40   #42 (permalink)
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amazing work
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:41   #43 (permalink)
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Fantastic.

Verse 5 is a subtle one but genius in it's own right.

"...and their garments were made of shells..."
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:43   #44 (permalink)
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I've got an insanely intense compunction to act this out in the style of Michael Palin/Rowan Atkinson....It's almost perfect word for word.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:44   #45 (permalink)
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Fantastic.

Verse 5 is a subtle one but genius in it's own right.

"...and their garments were made of shells..."
Am I the only one who dont quite get it? Do I need to attend a few more Bible study sessions?
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:46   #46 (permalink)
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Am I the only one who dont quite get it? Do I need to attend a few more Bible study sessions?
Shell suits

Or if its the humour that you didn't get, then no, you're just a little dead inside
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:48   #47 (permalink)
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That is genius

Need to spread that message far and wide, it's wasted just being on redcafe.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:48   #48 (permalink)
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Brilliant.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:50   #49 (permalink)
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That is incredible! Early contender for best post, funniest post and funniest poster at next years awards.
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:52   #50 (permalink)
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I've got an insanely intense compunction to act this out in the style of Michael Palin/Rowan Atkinson....It's almost perfect word for word.
Do you mean, Michael 'Inferior to John Cleese' Palin?
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Old 8th January 2011, 15:55   #51 (permalink)
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Post of the century. Fucking hell Splitting my sides.
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Old 8th January 2011, 16:20   #52 (permalink)
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Ha ha!!! That is brilliant!!
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Old 8th January 2011, 16:28   #53 (permalink)
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Fucking hell, spat my coffee out all over the screen.
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Old 8th January 2011, 16:38   #54 (permalink)
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And there was laughter across the caf, pure genius Plech
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Old 8th January 2011, 16:47   #55 (permalink)
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That is genius

Need to spread that message far and wide, it's wasted just being on redcafe.
i've already fb'd it to some scouse friends lol
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Old 8th January 2011, 16:59   #56 (permalink)
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'Where is this bounty then Oh Lord of which though fuckin speakest? Gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou' kin brilliant....hahahahaha
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:00   #57 (permalink)
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Lotsa of time you have in your hands eh, Plech?
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:17   #58 (permalink)
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This is better literature than the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:30   #59 (permalink)
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I had the pleasure of reading this in a church
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:32   #60 (permalink)
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stunning plech
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:35   #61 (permalink)
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That's hilarious.
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:36   #62 (permalink)
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this is about to get viral on the web I think.
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:39   #63 (permalink)
 
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Post of the year 2011
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:42   #64 (permalink)
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That is so well done Plech, brilliant stuff
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:42   #65 (permalink)
 
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I've got an insanely intense compunction to act this out in the style of Michael Palin/Rowan Atkinson....It's almost perfect word for word.
I'll do it with you.

Through Diver's lesson I have the scouse accent down
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Old 8th January 2011, 17:56   #66 (permalink)
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Jeez Plech - you wicked man

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Old 8th January 2011, 17:59   #67 (permalink)
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:07   #68 (permalink)
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Wonderful Pletch - thanks for the laughs
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:14   #69 (permalink)
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That is absolutely fucking bangerang Plech.

"but in the end they came fifth"
Hah, that got me as well... set up so beautifully.

I also loved the Tower of Babel being rightfully attributed to Ryan of Holland.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:24   #70 (permalink)
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That's excellent Plech.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:27   #71 (permalink)
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Hah, that got me as well... set up so beautifully.

I also loved the Tower of Babel being rightfully attributed to Ryan of Holland.
That one too cracked me up.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:28   #72 (permalink)
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Classic stuff
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:30   #73 (permalink)
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very, very good.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:31   #74 (permalink)
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Brilliant la ! Waiting for the 40 - ...
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:32   #75 (permalink)
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Hilarious
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:40   #76 (permalink)
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good work Plech.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:40   #77 (permalink)
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Brilliant post. Funny as fuck.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:44   #78 (permalink)
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has anyone yet mentioned that this is hilarious? if not, it is.
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:57   #79 (permalink)
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After all these responses Plech may think his cock is five inches longer...
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Old 8th January 2011, 18:58   #80 (permalink)
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Used it on my site, pm'ed Plech to ask
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