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Old 9th January 2011, 10:47   #121 (permalink)
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Why is it an image anyway?

Hope Plech hasn't just lifted it from somewhere, having recieved all this praise 'n all!
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Old 9th January 2011, 10:58   #122 (permalink)
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It's an image because of the formatting making it look like an actual bible passage.

Nah, that's got Plech's DNA all over it (hopefully not literally).

I would be in favour of banning him though, for making the rest of us look so shit and unfunny.
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Old 9th January 2011, 11:47   #123 (permalink)
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We really need to make a thread in the classics and just list Plech's masterpieces.

Any newbies who haven't seen them before, get to the classics and read some of the ones in there. This is just a taste.
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Old 9th January 2011, 13:08   #124 (permalink)

 
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Old 9th January 2011, 13:18   #125 (permalink)
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Old 9th January 2011, 13:19   #126 (permalink)
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Tinypic have removed it.
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Tinypic are cunts! re-upload!
You didn't save it?

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Old 9th January 2011, 21:08   #127 (permalink)
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I think there needs to be a special extra rewards category just for Plech. That was stunning.
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Old 9th January 2011, 23:04   #128 (permalink)
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Stunning, so early in the year, but easily post/thread/poster of the year
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Old 9th January 2011, 23:25   #129 (permalink)
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Great stuff, Plech.
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Old 9th January 2011, 23:47   #130 (permalink)
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Really funny.

Is it based on a real bible passage?
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Old 10th January 2011, 00:04   #131 (permalink)
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Pure genius, a work of art
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Old 10th January 2011, 00:05   #132 (permalink)
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Like the Bible, it will remain relevant for centuries.
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Old 10th January 2011, 00:34   #133 (permalink)
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That is fucking immense.

Take a bow, son.
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Old 10th January 2011, 01:24   #134 (permalink)
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Hadnt seen this - amazing !
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Old 10th January 2011, 01:51   #135 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2011, 07:23   #136 (permalink)
 
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Eat your heart out King Kenny Authorised Version.
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Old 10th January 2011, 07:34   #137 (permalink)
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Holy Shit. That is the funniest stuff I have read in ages.

This is what makes the caf so special, great talent you have there Plech, very Python-esque.
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Old 10th January 2011, 07:46   #138 (permalink)
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"And there was laughter across the land"
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Old 10th January 2011, 08:06   #139 (permalink)
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thats funny

very
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Old 10th January 2011, 10:17   #140 (permalink)
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This is way, way too good to be kept solely on this forum! I just hope the world (or rather, just the Liverpool fans) is ready for this "message"!
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Old 14th January 2011, 01:37   #141 (permalink)
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Old 14th January 2011, 01:49   #142 (permalink)
 
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Old 14th January 2011, 03:22   #143 (permalink)
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have it up on the wall at my office.
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Old 14th January 2011, 03:26   #144 (permalink)
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saved it as a pdf and sent it to a number of friends....including some Liverpool supporters like my nephew. think he will see the humor. posted it at another web site, but made sure I mentioned Plech.
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Old 14th January 2011, 05:11   #145 (permalink)
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Old 14th January 2011, 06:12   #146 (permalink)
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Oh C'mon folks is everyone so gullible?

Some of these quotes are as ancient as the Greeks.

Sorry Plech.
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Old 14th January 2011, 06:19   #147 (permalink)
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Gullible?

I don't think anyone though it was a real bible passage.

Even if it makes more sense than most.
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Old 14th January 2011, 06:23   #148 (permalink)
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Gullible?

I don't think anyone though it was a real bible passage.

Even if it makes more sense than most.
Well my Grandad used to talk about "The Lord telling people to come forth" and that was about 30 or 40 years ago.

Also the references to archangel like Michael.
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Old 14th January 2011, 08:43   #149 (permalink)
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Brilliant stuff Plech.
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Old 14th January 2011, 09:08   #150 (permalink)
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what a waste of talent to be posting it on a football forum
It's too good to remain only here, it will go viral!
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Old 14th January 2011, 09:41   #151 (permalink)
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kin ell, how'd I miss this. Hilarious. Classic.
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Old 14th January 2011, 09:53   #152 (permalink)
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Brilliant Plech! And there was laughter across the internet!
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Old 14th January 2011, 09:56   #153 (permalink)
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Christ, I've only just read this too. Genius!
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Old 14th January 2011, 10:04   #154 (permalink)
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My mum is a vicar, I'm pretty tempted to get her to read this on camera in her full vicar'ing garb and upload to the caf, if anyone would think it was worth the hassle?
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Old 14th January 2011, 10:26   #155 (permalink)
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My mum is a vicar, I'm pretty tempted to get her to read this on camera in her full vicar'ing garb and upload to the caf, if anyone would think it was worth the hassle?
Go for it! It's a shame Ronnie Barker's dead...
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Old 14th January 2011, 12:15   #156 (permalink)
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Easily the best thing I have ever read on here. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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Old 14th January 2011, 12:32   #157 (permalink)
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That is so good, hilarious!
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Old 14th January 2011, 12:59   #158 (permalink)
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Oh C'mon folks is everyone so gullible?

Some of these quotes are as ancient as the Greeks.

Sorry Plech.
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Well my Grandad used to talk about "The Lord telling people to come forth" and that was about 30 or 40 years ago.

Also the references to archangel like Michael.
Eh? WTF are you on about?

Do you actually understand what this is ?!
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Old 14th January 2011, 13:19   #159 (permalink)
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Apparently not.
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Old 14th January 2011, 13:35   #160 (permalink)
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It's a shame Ronnie Barker's dead...
But neither Michael Palin nor Rowan Atkinson are.....We should petition them.
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