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Old 11th February 2011, 23:47   #201 (permalink)
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Their one's shit to be fair...
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Old 12th February 2011, 00:48   #202 (permalink)
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Where can I hear the scouse version?
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Old 24th May 2011, 00:51   #203 (permalink)
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I saw this printed in Red Army fanzine (which I have never heard of before yesterday) that they were handing out after the match

was that with your permission, Plech?
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Old 24th May 2011, 00:53   #204 (permalink)
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Yes, a guy PM'd me on here

Did they give us a credit?
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Old 24th May 2011, 00:54   #205 (permalink)
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That Red Army fanzine is a heap of shite. Absolutely littered with spelling and grammar errors, lacking in insight and humour as well. It's basically an anti-fanzine.

Err, well done Plech.
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Old 24th May 2011, 00:55   #206 (permalink)
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Old 24th May 2011, 00:59   #207 (permalink)
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Yes, a guy PM'd me on here

Did they give us a credit?
It was credited to you, no mention of RedCafe.

Anyway it is good that it was given a wider audience


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That Red Army fanzine is a heap of shite. Absolutely littered with spelling and grammar errors, lacking in insight and humour as well. It's basically an anti-fanzine.

Err, well done Plech.
Well it is free, in fact they were even giving out other random free shit to convince you to take the fanzine !
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Old 24th May 2011, 01:11   #208 (permalink)
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I found a copy in the jacks of the Blaize post-Newcastile, free is a rip-off. A brief example from the editorial, transcribed ad verbatim:
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With a solid back five and ample decent replacements for any of them, we have to be contenders for conceading the least goals in the league, and scholes finding the youthful form we are accustom to year in year out accompanied with rooney's explosive performancies in the last campaign we as united fans must feel optimistic about the fourth coming months.
The brilliance of the OP would have looked very out of place.
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Old 24th May 2011, 02:31   #209 (permalink)
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Plech,

This would be the re-discovery for many to read the Bible again.

Kudos...

The formatting also gave it a sense of realism.

Might inspire others to do something similar to The Declaration of Independence or something like that...
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Old 24th May 2011, 09:25   #210 (permalink)
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I found a copy in the jacks of the Blaize post-Newcastile, free is a rip-off. A brief example from the editorial, transcribed ad verbatim:

The brilliance of the OP would have looked very out of place.
Isn't "the fourth coming month" what Arsenal fans call May?
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Old 24th May 2011, 11:05   #211 (permalink)
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Plech i think you could just translate the whole bible while you're at it...
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Old 24th May 2011, 19:22   #212 (permalink)
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Brilliant!
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Old 6th December 2011, 03:31   #213 (permalink)
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time for a bump...
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Old 6th December 2011, 03:46   #214 (permalink)
 
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Old 6th December 2011, 11:26   #215 (permalink)
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"Glen the Son of John" still makes me laugh.
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Old 6th December 2011, 11:53   #216 (permalink)
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"Wherefore do you rend your garments that are made of shells?"

Gets me every time.
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Old 6th December 2011, 12:05   #217 (permalink)
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"they would come forth in the land. But then they came fifth" is the best line.
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Old 6th December 2011, 12:31   #218 (permalink)
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Isn't "the fourth coming month" what Arsenal fans call May?
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Old 6th December 2011, 13:36   #219 (permalink)
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"they would come forth in the land. But then they came fifth" is the best line.
Yeah
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Old 6th December 2011, 15:45   #220 (permalink)
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That is possibly one of the funniest football related jokes I've ever read. Epic.
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Old 7th December 2011, 12:57   #221 (permalink)
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“But the people were in mourning for Raphael: they loved him greatly and pitied him. And they did pity also themselves”.

Subtle, but genius.
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:30   #222 (permalink)
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Deserved bump. What a fucking amazing piece of work.

"But in the end they came fifth"...!
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:38   #223 (permalink)
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So many quotables

"Muscovites from the house of Chav"

"Then Raphael became as a man who dreams"
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:42   #224 (permalink)
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Wow. That is just excellent! Thanks for the bump. Comedy genious
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:44   #225 (permalink)
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So many great lines in it. I read it when it was first posted and it still makes me laugh now. I thought it'd be hard to beat that to post/thread of the year and for me, though there have been other great threads this year, this has topped the lot.

Great work Plech.
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:46   #226 (permalink)
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I have a feeling i will be bumping this quite a few times as our lovable scousers fall over and keep coming up with excuses.
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:48   #227 (permalink)
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I've been west of the land of Ham... what a bloody dump!
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:48   #228 (permalink)
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I can't believe this is the first time I've read this post...

truly brilliant work. Should be copied, pasted, bound and sent across all the lands so people great and small know the story of the kopites.
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Old 7th December 2011, 18:51   #229 (permalink)
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I can't believe this is the first time I've read this post...

truly brilliant work. Should be copied, pasted, bound and sent across all the lands so all the good people know the truth.
I have posted this on several other boards where they talk about music and politics...and this footie piece allways gets a great laugh.
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Old 19th January 2012, 19:41   #230 (permalink)
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Shouldn't this be recognized with a spot in the classics now?
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Old 19th January 2012, 19:48   #231 (permalink)
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Old 22nd January 2012, 11:10   #232 (permalink)
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"they would come forth in the land. But then they came fifth" is the best line.
My favorite bit as well. Sheer genius.
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