A Christmas Cafrol

CremboMan · 15th December 2005, 01:10

Is fucking time more than just regular time ?

Rooney24 · 15th December 2005, 01:11

Fucking time is a great time. You need to make some time for fucking time!!

CremboMan · 15th December 2005, 01:13

Okay.

original muppet · 15th December 2005, 02:19

That's a classic. Surely.
Well done Pletch. That was brilliance.

TheRedFlag · 15th December 2005, 03:27

Fucking fantastic Plech

Melbourne Red · 15th December 2005, 03:40

Excellent stuff Plech.

alonso767 · 15th December 2005, 03:43

brilliant.

blaspheme that im not in it, but brilliant nonetheless.

Bury Red · 15th December 2005, 04:04

Nice one Plech, clearly a Bury Red long post was the correct answer to TDOs spastic "Name the animal" thread from yesterday. I'll be looking over my shoulder all day now you twunt.

TheDevil'sOwn · 15th December 2005, 04:41

"Slabberneezer"

Fantastic work, Pletch

Anna_Livia · 15th December 2005, 10:48

*applauds*

15th December 2005, 12:28

Gaytards

golden_blunder · 15th December 2005, 16:54

bah humbug, i hate it

laura · 15th December 2005, 18:03

Plech,you're a kin talented geezer!Respect!Who/what's your muse?

Davo · 15th December 2005, 18:12

This hasn't got as much praise as last year's effort, which seems harsh

I reckon it's the bee thing...

Do another one Pletch, but leave out bees, textspeak, and be nasty to pointless middle aged women...

Sultan · 15th December 2005, 18:17

That's brilliant, you're seriously talented Plech...

very Ruud · 15th December 2005, 18:27

FFS you have to much time in your hands.

I will read it later.

Plechazunga · 15th December 2005, 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laura

Plech,you're a kin talented geezer!Respect!Who/what's your muse?

Tricky one to answer...basically it's a combination of the four birds who might be you in that photo, various French actresses, and Big Andy's conjoined twin, Bruno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davo

This hasn't got as much praise as last year's effort, which seems harsh

I reckon it's the bee thing...

Do another one Pletch, but leave out bees, textspeak, and be nasty to pointless middle aged women...

I'm quite happy with the number of little green laughing smilies so far Davo...thanks one and all...plus it's early days yet. Keaney saved me from fecking up the suicide stats again by doing the first one.

And the Nativity one was two years ago I'm sorry to say...amazingly, last year I couldn't be arsed to write an enormous satire based on my bevvy of gimp acquaintances from the net.

The bees bit is my favourite bit, apart from the image of Richter

CremboMan · 15th December 2005, 21:02

I'm still not in it, am I ?

Plechazunga · 15th December 2005, 21:03

Tin Town · 15th December 2005, 21:04

Hats off, mate. By a country mile the most enjoyable thing I've read during the short time I've been posting here. You'll be giving Harold of the pregnant pause/.../silence a run for his money yet.

Plechazunga · 15th December 2005, 21:07

Thanks mate...those Nobel judge cnuts are always suspiciously absent from the forum at Christmas time...it's a conspiracy

15th December 2005, 21:33

brilliant plech.

soulblight3r · 16th December 2005, 22:53

excellent piece of literature!
finally a long post that's humorous, witty and not the bore that most long posts are..

good job

soulblight3r · 16th December 2005, 22:55

a prize/award of green laughing smileys since you like them so much

laura · 19th December 2005, 18:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Tricky one to answer...basically it's a combination of the four birds who might be you in that photo, various French actresses, and Big Andy's conjoined twin, Bruno.

you've got my respect.

15th December 2005, 01:10	#81 (permalink)
CremboMan Wasting a lot of people’s time Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: No Longer Property of the Israeli Army. Posts: 7,606	Is fucking time more than just regular time ?

15th December 2005, 01:11	#82 (permalink)
Rooney24 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,574	Fucking time is a great time. You need to make some time for fucking time!!

15th December 2005, 01:13	#83 (permalink)
CremboMan Wasting a lot of people’s time Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: No Longer Property of the Israeli Army. Posts: 7,606	Okay.

15th December 2005, 02:19	#84 (permalink)
original muppet Sugar Spun Sister Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,433	That's a classic. Surely. Well done Pletch. That was brilliance.

15th December 2005, 03:27	#85 (permalink)
TheRedFlag Not feeling himself tonight Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: E335 Row 31 Posts: 10,243	Fucking fantastic Plech

15th December 2005, 03:40	#86 (permalink)
Melbourne Red Trannie Lover Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Melbourne Posts: 6,856	Excellent stuff Plech.

15th December 2005, 03:43	#87 (permalink)
alonso767 Calm down Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: About to be banned. Posts: 8,521	brilliant. blaspheme that im not in it, but brilliant nonetheless.

15th December 2005, 04:04	#88 (permalink)
Bury Red Backs Fergie, Yells Giggs! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Singapore Posts: 7,500	Nice one Plech, clearly a Bury Red long post was the correct answer to TDOs spastic "Name the animal" thread from yesterday. I'll be looking over my shoulder all day now you twunt.

15th December 2005, 04:41	#89 (permalink)
TheDevil'sOwn Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: "Mayonnaise-colored Benz / I drive Miracle Whips" Posts: 8,236	"Slabberneezer" Fantastic work, Pletch

15th December 2005, 10:48	#90 (permalink)
Anna_Livia A jumped up pantry bhoy, who never knew his place. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fairing's Parish Posts: 1,320	applauds

15th December 2005, 16:54	#92 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 43,038	bah humbug, i hate it

15th December 2005, 21:03	#99 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,497	No

15th December 2005, 12:28	#91 (permalink)
Slabber Posts: n/a	Gaytards

15th December 2005, 18:03	#93 (permalink)
laura fancies herself Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Champions of Ingerlund Spoony's got skinny sparrow legs Posts: 15,183	Plech,you're a kin talented geezer!Respect!Who/what's your muse?

15th December 2005, 18:12	#94 (permalink)
Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,770	This hasn't got as much praise as last year's effort, which seems harsh I reckon it's the bee thing... Do another one Pletch, but leave out bees, textspeak, and be nasty to pointless middle aged women...

15th December 2005, 18:17	#95 (permalink)
Sultan Bearded and Wise Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith. Posts: 14,939	That's brilliant, you're seriously talented Plech...

15th December 2005, 18:27	#96 (permalink)
very Ruud Spam, Spam, Spam.... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hard Rock Hallelujah !!! Posts: 20,760	FFS you have to much time in your hands. I will read it later.

15th December 2005, 21:02	#98 (permalink)
CremboMan Wasting a lot of people’s time Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: No Longer Property of the Israeli Army. Posts: 7,606	I'm still not in it, am I ?

15th December 2005, 21:04	#100 (permalink)
Tin Town Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: When I say I'm in luv, you bes' believe I'm in luv - L-U-V Posts: 692	Hats off, mate. By a country mile the most enjoyable thing I've read during the short time I've been posting here. You'll be giving Harold of the pregnant pause/.../silence a run for his money yet.

15th December 2005, 21:07	#101 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,497	Thanks mate...those Nobel judge cnuts are always suspiciously absent from the forum at Christmas time...it's a conspiracy

15th December 2005, 21:33	#102 (permalink)
The Kippax Kid Posts: n/a	brilliant plech.

16th December 2005, 22:53	#103 (permalink)
soulblight3r Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 1966 was a great year for English football...Eric was born.. Posts: 2,262	excellent piece of literature! finally a long post that's humorous, witty and not the bore that most long posts are.. good job

16th December 2005, 22:55	#104 (permalink)
soulblight3r Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 1966 was a great year for English football...Eric was born.. Posts: 2,262	a prize/award of green laughing smileys since you like them so much