The Communal Story Thread

Honest John · 29th July 2004, 11:44

"Want some panda shit weaste? Its fresh"

29th July 2004, 11:45

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Originally Posted by Honest John

"Want some panda shit weaste? Its fresh"

Yes please I said!

Honest John · 29th July 2004, 11:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

Yes please I said!

"Well if you keep changing the tense of this story Weaste you can whistle for your panda shit." advised Spin

Wobbly · 29th July 2004, 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honest John

"Well if you keep changing the tense of this story Weaste you can whistle for your panda shit." advised Spin

At this point, Weaste decided to go back to reading his copy of "I KNOW EVERYTHING" monthly.

29th July 2004, 11:56

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Originally Posted by WobblyBob

At this point, Weaste decided to go back to reading his copy of "I KNOW EVERYTHING" monthly.

And learned that Plech and Davo were actually the same person!

29th July 2004, 11:58

Then I turned the page. There was a review of this thread there, and it said......

Honest John · 29th July 2004, 12:05

.....The story is in the the third person.

Davo · 29th July 2004, 12:08

fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat

Plechazunga · 29th July 2004, 12:11

cunts

Honest John · 29th July 2004, 12:16

"Gorilla Snot Broule anyone?" Piped Spin

29th July 2004, 12:19

Yes please I said!

Wobbly · 29th July 2004, 13:36

So Spin started whipping up a culinary feast in the kitchen, When he accidently sliced off his foreskin.

29th July 2004, 13:39

golden_blunder · 29th July 2004, 13:54

fry that foreskin up too big boy said the others

redcharlie · 30th July 2004, 09:01

But having supped too much guinness, Spin burnt the said foreskin to a frazzle and was only spared his blushes when Stan arrived on the scene.

Wibble · 30th July 2004, 22:11

With a pizza, a six pack of some crap London beer and a DVD of Cool Hand Luke

26 may 1999 · 30th July 2004, 22:22

26 took a sip of his beer and nodded approvingly as the piss taking switched to Stanley Road.

26 may 1999 · 30th July 2004, 22:23

The cockerney Red.

mickthered · 30th July 2004, 22:52

I'm hard I can drink two pints of shandy with real lemonade and only get half pissed

French Henry · 30th July 2004, 23:49

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to our heroes as they relaxed in the pub, an unspeakable evil was gathering; a rich, powerful and exceedingly hairy man from Malta called Devilish.

Big Andy · 30th July 2004, 23:58

with his manly tash and hairy bird, who likes it up the bum!

" I don't think Nev and Maysie complained" explained dev, whilst pressed to explain his apparent love of bum fun.......

"It'll be reet" said olga, " I like it up bum, remind me of when I was man"

mickthered · 31st July 2004, 00:14

Dev you could at least get it out of your pants first before you cum

French Henry · 31st July 2004, 00:17

"I will cum where I want bitch, don't you know who I am" Dev said as he slapped dirty Olga across the face with his penis.

VanNistelrater · 31st July 2004, 01:16

"Thats it then" said Olga, "Im not pretending to be your wife anymore", Olga proceeded to take off her face mask and reveal herself as Ronny Corbett.

Wibble · 31st July 2004, 07:04

"That was a bit unushuuul" slurred 26th in a deeply uninterested tone of slur as he sat surrounded by six empty beer bottles and stared around for something else to drink, settling for sucking the soggy beer towels on the bar to keep him going until someone bought a round.

gaz hacket · 31st July 2004, 10:46

When suddenly there was a tap on 26 shoulder it was gaz from another watering hole over yonder called the silver birch,what you having fat boy ,26 replied err,rr I,llss zav a carling and 3 packets of cheeze nan nunion.

mickthered · 31st July 2004, 11:07

Fuck it make it five packs of cheeze nan nunion I've got to wait half an hour for my tea, changed my mind make it plain its cheaper and I've got plenty of knob cheese i can add to them to make my own

golden_blunder · 31st July 2004, 11:35

"we're out of crisps lads" said the barman "ill ring my mate G4orceskin and get him to deliver some more"

31st July 2004, 11:47

Good this!

mickthered · 31st July 2004, 11:56

"feck off cnut you have no mates" said the barman

gaz hacket · 31st July 2004, 12:06

Still waiting for G4orceskin to arrive with the crisps we decided to go on the shorts do you sell abysinth yell,s 26 in a spluttered frenzy of flying plain crisps with smeg on from his cock right into the barmans face,who is a scouser from wales with ginger hair.
The infuriated barman wipes the smeg of his face and tells the drunken 26 ,NO we dont and then tells weastedevil to take his fat friend home .

cD · 31st July 2004, 13:02

It so happens that Weaste went blind at that moment. The result of many years of oggling(and a whole lot more) at Kim Wilde

gaz hacket · 31st July 2004, 13:49

Just as weaste and 26 were leaving the shed of a pub G4orceskin turned in a luton van 26 managed to help a blind weaste in to the back of the luton van for there long trip down south to plechazunga local .

Big Andy · 31st July 2004, 14:03

meanwhile, not 3 miles away from the silver birch, a lad called Big Andy sat in the rope and anchor, suping away on a Kronenburg, discussing his weekly exploits in trying to pull with ladies in town....

VanNistelrater · 31st July 2004, 14:15

Then the harsh reality dawned on Big Andy, he had more chins than fingers...

29th July 2004, 11:44	#41 (permalink)
Honest John First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Upwardly bound Project Manager Posts: 5,364	"Want some panda shit weaste? Its fresh"

29th July 2004, 11:58	#46 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Posts: n/a	Then I turned the page. There was a review of this thread there, and it said......

29th July 2004, 12:05	#47 (permalink)
Honest John First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Upwardly bound Project Manager Posts: 5,364	.....The story is in the the third person.

29th July 2004, 12:08	#48 (permalink)
Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,770	fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat

29th July 2004, 12:11	#49 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,498	cunts

29th July 2004, 12:16	#50 (permalink)
Honest John First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Upwardly bound Project Manager Posts: 5,364	"Gorilla Snot Broule anyone?" Piped Spin

29th July 2004, 12:19	#51 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Posts: n/a	Yes please I said!

29th July 2004, 13:36	#52 (permalink)
Wobbly First Team Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The real peoples favourite and most funniest poster of 2005.. Posts: 11,126	So Spin started whipping up a culinary feast in the kitchen, When he accidently sliced off his foreskin.

29th July 2004, 13:39	#53 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Posts: n/a

29th July 2004, 13:54	#54 (permalink)
golden_blunder Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 42,865	fry that foreskin up too big boy said the others

30th July 2004, 09:01	#55 (permalink)
redcharlie Top Bloke Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Stalking Kathleen Turner Posts: 10,539	But having supped too much guinness, Spin burnt the said foreskin to a frazzle and was only spared his blushes when Stan arrived on the scene.

30th July 2004, 22:11	#56 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,631	With a pizza, a six pack of some crap London beer and a DVD of Cool Hand Luke

30th July 2004, 22:22	#57 (permalink)
26 may 1999 Striker Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: MUFCUM...Manc-Union. Posts: 21,103	26 took a sip of his beer and nodded approvingly as the piss taking switched to Stanley Road.

30th July 2004, 22:23	#58 (permalink)
26 may 1999 Striker Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: MUFCUM...Manc-Union. Posts: 21,103	The cockerney Red.

30th July 2004, 22:52	#59 (permalink)
mickthered First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,656	I'm hard I can drink two pints of shandy with real lemonade and only get half pissed

30th July 2004, 23:49	#60 (permalink)
French Henry Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,137	Meanwhile, unbeknownst to our heroes as they relaxed in the pub, an unspeakable evil was gathering; a rich, powerful and exceedingly hairy man from Malta called Devilish.

30th July 2004, 23:58	#61 (permalink)
Big Andy Yid Bang Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005 Posts: 28,031	with his manly tash and hairy bird, who likes it up the bum! " I don't think Nev and Maysie complained" explained dev, whilst pressed to explain his apparent love of bum fun....... "It'll be reet" said olga, " I like it up bum, remind me of when I was man"

31st July 2004, 00:14	#62 (permalink)
mickthered First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,656	Dev you could at least get it out of your pants first before you cum

31st July 2004, 00:17	#63 (permalink)
French Henry Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,137	"I will cum where I want bitch, don't you know who I am" Dev said as he slapped dirty Olga across the face with his penis.

31st July 2004, 01:16	#64 (permalink)
VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,156	"Thats it then" said Olga, "Im not pretending to be your wife anymore", Olga proceeded to take off her face mask and reveal herself as Ronny Corbett.

31st July 2004, 07:04	#65 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,631	"That was a bit unushuuul" slurred 26th in a deeply uninterested tone of slur as he sat surrounded by six empty beer bottles and stared around for something else to drink, settling for sucking the soggy beer towels on the bar to keep him going until someone bought a round.

31st July 2004, 10:46	#66 (permalink)
gaz hacket Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Utd eh , Liverpool shit rite Posts: 2,153	When suddenly there was a tap on 26 shoulder it was gaz from another watering hole over yonder called the silver birch,what you having fat boy ,26 replied err,rr I,llss zav a carling and 3 packets of cheeze nan nunion.

31st July 2004, 11:07	#67 (permalink)
mickthered First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,656	Fuck it make it five packs of cheeze nan nunion I've got to wait half an hour for my tea, changed my mind make it plain its cheaper and I've got plenty of knob cheese i can add to them to make my own

31st July 2004, 11:35	#68 (permalink)
golden_blunder Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 42,865	"we're out of crisps lads" said the barman "ill ring my mate G4orceskin and get him to deliver some more"

31st July 2004, 11:47	#69 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Posts: n/a	Good this!

31st July 2004, 11:56	#70 (permalink)
mickthered First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,656	"feck off cnut you have no mates" said the barman

31st July 2004, 12:06	#71 (permalink)
gaz hacket Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Utd eh , Liverpool shit rite Posts: 2,153	Still waiting for G4orceskin to arrive with the crisps we decided to go on the shorts do you sell abysinth yell,s 26 in a spluttered frenzy of flying plain crisps with smeg on from his cock right into the barmans face,who is a scouser from wales with ginger hair. The infuriated barman wipes the smeg of his face and tells the drunken 26 ,NO we dont and then tells weastedevil to take his fat friend home .

31st July 2004, 13:02	#72 (permalink)
cD Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: awfully chuffed with my capital D Posts: 2,117	It so happens that Weaste went blind at that moment. The result of many years of oggling(and a whole lot more) at Kim Wilde

31st July 2004, 13:49	#73 (permalink)
gaz hacket Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Utd eh , Liverpool shit rite Posts: 2,153	Just as weaste and 26 were leaving the shed of a pub G4orceskin turned in a luton van 26 managed to help a blind weaste in to the back of the luton van for there long trip down south to plechazunga local .

31st July 2004, 14:03	#74 (permalink)
Big Andy Yid Bang Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005 Posts: 28,031	meanwhile, not 3 miles away from the silver birch, a lad called Big Andy sat in the rope and anchor, suping away on a Kronenburg, discussing his weekly exploits in trying to pull with ladies in town....