Davo's eczema aardvark colander

Plechazunga · 3rd December 2003, 17:20

Sinister little magnets

Plechazunga · 3rd December 2003, 17:21

And ants.

Nialler · 3rd December 2003, 17:21

i'd rather be put away for being a poof than for the ignomy of interfering with Aardvaarks

Davo · 3rd December 2003, 17:23

I'll get you for this.....

You and your bleedin dictionary

Plechazunga · 3rd December 2003, 17:23

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Originally Posted by Nialler

i'd rather be put away for being a poof than for the ignomy of interfering with Aardvaarks

Davo'll get put away for both. If they ever catch him.
Which they will if they hang around lay-bys in Pontypridd.
That's if their skin isn't crawling too much to run.

Plechazunga · 3rd December 2003, 17:24

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Originally Posted by Davo

I'll get you for this.....

You and your bleedin dictionary

it's a fair cop

Nialler · 3rd December 2003, 17:27

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Originally Posted by Davo

I'll get you for this.....

You and your bleedin dictionary

Aardvaark is one of the first words listed in the dictionary

Davo · 3rd December 2003, 17:28

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Originally Posted by Nialler

i'd rather be put away for being a poof than for the ignomy of interfering with Aardvaarks

Poof

Plechazunga · 3rd December 2003, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Nialler

Aardvaark is one of the first words listed in the dictionary

Aparently they also constitute a genus of their own. That's interesting, isn't it?

Davo · 3rd December 2003, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Nialler

Aardvaark is one of the first words listed in the dictionary

It won't be in Pletchs' when I've finished with him...

Not that he'll be able to read it anyway....what with ie being up his arse.....through a colander

Nialler · 3rd December 2003, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Davo

Poof

sick cnut

Plechazunga · 3rd December 2003, 17:30

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Originally Posted by Davo

It won't be in Pletchs' when I've finished with him...

Not that he'll be able to read it anyway....what with me being up his arse.....through a colander

yuk.

to be honest I'm reporting that. In the 'reason' bar, I'm putting 'BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSLY FOUL TO THREATEN TO RAM YOURSELF UP SOMEONE'S ARSE THROUGH A COLANDER.' Even to think of such a thing, Jesus.

And to think I was even restrained enough not to mention what he does for his scrotal warts...

kf · 3rd December 2003, 17:55

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

And to think I was even restrained enough not to mention what he does for his scrotal warts...

Does it involve piano wire and small rodents?

Nialler · 3rd December 2003, 18:45

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Originally Posted by kf

Does it involve piano wire and small rodents?

he started off with small rodents then worked his way up to Aardvaarks, its disgusting, to think it all began with a picture in Cosmo magazine, sent him into a right sexual frenzy, no mate, I'm afraid he became desensitised to small rodents a long time ago, he's banned from all Zoos you know

Wibble · 3rd December 2003, 23:51

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Aparently they also constitute a genus of their own. That's interesting, isn't it?

There is even a species only found in Wales that has formed a strange symbiotic relationship with humans.

Ectumray anditbayi I think it is called.

3rd December 2003, 23:55

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Originally Posted by Wibble

There is even a species only found in Wales that has formed a strange symbiotic relationship with humans.

Ectumray anditbayi I think it is called.

Does that mean "Davo-Sheep" or "Davo"?

I must say, this is the most stimulating threads I've read in years.

Bury Red · 4th December 2003, 00:02

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Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

Does that mean "Davo-Sheep" or "Davo"?

I must say, this is the most stimulating threads I've read in years.

I'm not as fluent in the Welsh diallect of pig-latin as Wibbs obviously is but even my limited understanding leads me top deduce that Ectumray anditbayi roughly translates as arse bandit.

You know it's gone too far when the thread turns Weaste on though

4th December 2003, 00:09

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

I'm not as fluent in the Welsh diallect of pig-latin as Wibbs obviously is but even my limited understanding leads me top deduce that Ectumray anditbayi roughly translates as arse bandit.

You know it's gone too far when the thread turns Weaste on though

4th December 2003, 00:11

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

I'm not as fluent in the Welsh diallect of pig-latin as Wibbs obviously is but even my limited understanding leads me top deduce that Ectumray anditbayi roughly translates as arse bandit.

You know it's gone too far when the thread turns Weaste on though

You still missing your black pud?

Bury Red · 4th December 2003, 00:18

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Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

You still missing your black pud?

Don't drag me into this perverted malarky dog-boy

I do though. I actually got into a wierd things the Chinese eat conversation with one of my colleagues a few weeks back and he cited black pudding as evidence that the English eat equally wierd shit.

Given that until SARS many restaurants had pangolin (a close enough relative to give Davo's aardvark even more cause for alarm, Davo's arse or Spinoza's plate

) on the menu, I thought that was a bit rich.

4th December 2003, 00:21

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

Don't drag me into this perverted malarky dog-boy

I do though. I actually got into a wierd things the Chinese eat conversation with one of my colleagues a few weeks back and he cited black pudding as evidence that the English eat equally wierd shit.

Given that until SARS many restaurants had pangolin (a close enough relative to give Davo's aardvark even more cause for alarm, Davo's arse or Spinoza's plate

) on the menu, I thought that was a bit rich.

You've always made me laugh, fantastic wit!

You going back for Christmas? To BP land I mean, or is it pangolin and plum duff for dinner?

Bury Red · 4th December 2003, 00:28

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Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

You've always made me laugh, fantastic wit!

You going back for Christmas? To BP land I mean, or is it pangolin and plum duff for dinner?

Most definitely the pangolin for me. Too feckin' cold back home at Christmas and I'd use a shed load of leave that I don't have left as we only get the statutory hol's here with the big break saved for Chinese New Year.

Nice brisk 22°C out here now, I've actually been forced to break out a light jacket but shan't be deterred from heading down to the beach for mulled wine and mince pies on Christmas Day, had a junk trip planned but it's fallen through

4th December 2003, 00:39

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

heading down to the beach for mulled wine and mince pies on Christmas Day, had a junk trip planned but it's fallen through

Are those beaches safe? And no Sherry?

Bury Red · 4th December 2003, 00:49

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Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

Are those beaches safe? And no Sherry?

Perfectly safe, not a Welshman or an Aardvark in sight. I wouldn't swim off the one closest to us (never really an option on Christmas Day anyway) but there's some decent beaches further out which is only to be expected in a sub tropical country that's 90% countryside and coastline, the 10% they have built on is so daunting that most people miss the rest though.

If we'd gone out on the junk, we'd have probably headed for one of the secluded beaches for a dip and a spin in the speedboat but lack of numbers have scuttled the trip. As for the sherry, no thankyou. Mother in-law tackle that, I'll stick to the champagne and mulled wine as we shiver on the beach.

4th December 2003, 00:57

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

Perfectly safe, not a Welshman or an Aardvark in sight. I wouldn't swim off the one closest to us (never really an option on Christmas Day anyway) but there's some decent beaches further out which is only to be expected in a sub tropical country that's 90% countryside and coastline, the 10% they have built on is so daunting that most people miss the rest though.

If we'd gone out on the junk, we'd have probably headed for one of the secluded beaches for a dip and a spin in the speedboat but lack of numbers have scuttled the trip. As for the sherry, no thankyou. Mother in-law tackle that, I'll stick to the champagne and mulled wine as we shiver on the beach.

I hate you! Can I come? I'll bring some BP, Bury ones too!

Bury Red · 4th December 2003, 01:59

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Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

I hate you! Can I come? I'll bring some BP, Bury ones too!

The beach 5 minutes stroll from chez Bury

Tai Long Wan out in the New Territories, better for a dip and a day out.

Swimming definitely not recommended, no matter how trolleyed you are on Christmas Day Weastie

Not meaning to make you jealous or anything.

Plechazunga · 4th December 2003, 02:09

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

The beach 5 minutes stroll from chez Bury

Tai Long Wan out in the New Territories, better for a dip and a day out.

Swimming definitely not recommended, no matter how trolleyed you are on Christmas Day Weastie

Not meaning to make you jealous or anything.

Well I'd rather spend Christmas by the Manchester Ship Canal than in two tiny white boxes with red crosses in them.

Actually hang on a minute...

Wibble · 4th December 2003, 04:01

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Originally Posted by Bury Red

I'm not as fluent in the Welsh diallect of pig-latin as Wibbs obviously is but even my limited understanding leads me top deduce that Ectumray anditbayi roughly translates as arse bandit.

Close enough. Rectum bandit with an i for authenticity.

Wibble · 4th December 2003, 04:17

So what does this one say?

Urybay Edray oveslay ackblay uddingpay

Wibble · 4th December 2003, 04:18

Eateway Evilsday isway away ervertpay

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