Davo's eczema aardvark colander

Plechazunga · 4th December 2003, 12:31

Mind you we could give them to him free on the NHS to bring him off the aardvarks, like methadone to Heroin addicts.

Wibble · 4th December 2003, 12:42

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

"Armadildo" - brilliant! that's a genuinely great marketing idea, dildos shaped like armadillos, we'd make a fortune.

Only problem is Davo's demand would overcome supply...

Like throwing a sausage down Market Street

Plechazunga · 4th December 2003, 12:43

Well, depends on the size of the armadildo.

Nialler · 4th December 2003, 14:02

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Well, depends on the size of the armadildo.

those remote controlled armadildo's would be the biz, they probably come in a hands free kit as well, leave his hands free to hug the Aardvaark whilst gathering ants from the anthill

Plechazunga · 4th December 2003, 14:04

He just pm'd me to tell me he's got the full range - Armadildo, Haardvark and Panteater. I told him i didn't want to know.

Nialler · 4th December 2003, 14:07

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

He just pm'd me to tell me he's got the full range - Armadildo, Haardvark and Panteater. I told him i didn't want to know.

thats harassment m'lord

spinoza · 4th December 2003, 14:53

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

He just pm'd me to tell me he's got the full range - Armadildo, Haardvark and Panteater. I told him i didn't want to know.

Nialler · 4th December 2003, 15:22

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

He just pm'd me to tell me he's got the full range - Armadildo, Haardvark and Panteater. I told him i didn't want to know.

.............he just doesent give up, keeps harping on about his new ten speed tri-band Duck-Billed-Platypussy, he's laughing all the way to the bank though, them Aardvaarks have a great nose for truffles and underground melons

Plechazunga · 12th December 2003, 15:59

From The Mirror

Welsh police have slammed fantasy nerdfest 'Lord of the Rings' for the terrible rise in cruelty to animals in the Pontypridd area.

Spokesman Iain Chythygh said, 'There's definitely a link. We think the atrocities are the work of one man, and our psychologists have been able to build up a fairly detailed profile. We're looking at someone who fantasises about being an elvin hodgobblin-type bod, in some pseudo-Celtic never-neverland, probably invented by a mad old bugger in Oxford who couldn't get laid. This guy is troubled, living in a fantasy world - we reckon he's unemployed, gay, probably quite fat, and obsessed with curing his hideous anal eczema problems by tormenting rare mammals in impossibly complicated ways.

Forensic scientists have established that the animals themselves are generally aardvarks, though they have had to rely on dental records and aftershave-contaminiated blood smeared on grandfather clocks. Mr. Chythygh appealed to the public, 'Do not approach this man, he is very repetitive and may distress you. We desperately want to talk to him - actually we don't really want to talk to him at all. We wish he'd go away'.

Davo is 29, and never buys his own.

Davo · 12th December 2003, 16:21

I bet you made that up in the pub...

and made your pints last ages..so that someone else would finish first and get them in

Nialler · 12th December 2003, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

From The Mirror

Welsh police have slammed fantasy nerdfest 'Lord of the Rings' for the terrible rise in cruelty to animals in the Pontypridd area.

Spokesman Iain Chythygh said, 'There's definitely a link. We think the atrocities are the work of one man, and our psychologists have been able to build up a fairly detailed profile. We're looking at someone who fantasises about being an elvin hodgobblin-type bod, in some pseudo-Celtic never-neverland, probably invented by a mad old bugger in Oxford who couldn't get laid. This guy is troubled, living in a fantasy world - we reckon he's unemployed, gay, probably quite fat, and obsessed with curing his hideous anal eczema problems by tormenting rare mammals in impossibly complicated ways.

Forensic scientists have established that the animals themselves are generally aardvarks, though they have had to rely on dental records and aftershave-contaminiated blood smeared on grandfather clocks. Mr. Chythygh appealed to the public, 'Do not approach this man, he is very repetitive and may distress you. We desperately want to talk to him - actually we don't really want to talk to him at all. We wish he'd go away'.

Davo is 29, and never buys his own.

they've even heard about him in Porto, worlds a small place nowadays eh

kf · 12th December 2003, 16:51

Plechazunga · 19th December 2003, 17:51

CCTV image of

Nialler · 20th December 2003, 11:47

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CCTV image of

'kin hillarious, the poor Aardvaarks and Armadillos, that was some impact, at least Davo's body insulation protected him

spinoza · 21st December 2003, 00:23

Melbourne Red · 21st December 2003, 04:05

spinoza · 7th April 2004, 16:16

I nominate this thread for the classics...

Still funny.

redcharlie · 7th April 2004, 23:16

Pure genius!

And what with Davo's busted nose in Sheffield ( see the Portsmouth thread) a bit of auto asphixiation probably came into play with the poor aardvaark that weekend.

The dirty git!

ukbob · 8th April 2004, 03:45

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Originally Posted by spinoza

I nominate this thread for the classics...

Still funny.

Agreed, funny as fuck. Pletch and Davo like Morecambe and Wise only better.

Plechazunga · 14th December 2005, 14:12

That picture I did of the train crash is a fecking work of art

Melbourne Red · 14th December 2005, 14:17

Hehe, was thinking about this thread the other day

Sadly enough.

4th December 2003, 12:31	#81 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,498	Mind you we could give them to him free on the NHS to bring him off the aardvarks, like methadone to Heroin addicts.

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,498	Well, depends on the size of the armadildo.

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,498	He just pm'd me to tell me he's got the full range - Armadildo, Haardvark and Panteater. I told him i didn't want to know.

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,498	From The Mirror Welsh police have slammed fantasy nerdfest 'Lord of the Rings' for the terrible rise in cruelty to animals in the Pontypridd area. Spokesman Iain Chythygh said, 'There's definitely a link. We think the atrocities are the work of one man, and our psychologists have been able to build up a fairly detailed profile. We're looking at someone who fantasises about being an elvin hodgobblin-type bod, in some pseudo-Celtic never-neverland, probably invented by a mad old bugger in Oxford who couldn't get laid. This guy is troubled, living in a fantasy world - we reckon he's unemployed, gay, probably quite fat, and obsessed with curing his hideous anal eczema problems by tormenting rare mammals in impossibly complicated ways. Forensic scientists have established that the animals themselves are generally aardvarks, though they have had to rely on dental records and aftershave-contaminiated blood smeared on grandfather clocks. Mr. Chythygh appealed to the public, 'Do not approach this man, he is very repetitive and may distress you. We desperately want to talk to him - actually we don't really want to talk to him at all. We wish he'd go away'. Davo is 29, and never buys his own.

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Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,770	I bet you made that up in the pub... and made your pints last ages..so that someone else would finish first and get them in

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spinoza Paz's ion Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Bubbles flow upwards, except in down currents Posts: 21,420	I nominate this thread for the classics... Still funny.

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redcharlie Top Bloke Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Stalking Kathleen Turner Posts: 10,539	Pure genius! And what with Davo's busted nose in Sheffield ( see the Portsmouth thread) a bit of auto asphixiation probably came into play with the poor aardvaark that weekend. The dirty git!

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,498	That picture I did of the train crash is a fecking work of art

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Melbourne Red Trannie Lover Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Melbourne Posts: 6,852	Hehe, was thinking about this thread the other day Sadly enough.