the famous scouse treble in the future

Fergiesarmy · 6th November 2001, 11:18

The year is 2020, and little Tommy scouser is sitting around the DVTV multiplayer unit as his dad Tommy scouser is reminiscing about the great Liverpool sides of the past.

"Tell me about the treble winning year dad" says Tommy jnr

"Agh the treble winners, now that was a team, Westerveld, Henchoz, Heskey, all wonderfully skilled players... a great side" replied his dad.

"They swept all before them didn't they father?" queried the wide-eyed boy.

"They did, Worthington cup, FA cup and UEFA cup. My God son they were awesome." Stated pops.

"So the Worthington cup dad, who'd they beat", asked the youngster, "Was it Man United or Everton"

"Well no son, none of those, we stuffed Birmingham City, oh how we made those blue noses suffer!" added Tommy scouser.

"What was the score dad? Was it 6-0? I bet it was, wasn't it dad? I bet Michael Owen scored 6! Did he Dad" young Tommy quizzed excitedly.

"Er no son, actually Birmingham were a great side in them days, and we fought hard to take them to penalties, and eventually we stuffed them in sudden death!" squirmed the senior scouser. "Any how son, the FA Cup was the one they all wanted, and we were up against the Arsenal" added Tommy senior as he tried to sweep his son along on a tide of euphoria.

"Oh Arsenal dad, they won the league and European cup that year didn't they dad, oh I rember those players from history, Grimandi and Lee Dixon, they were famous all around Islington weren't they dad.

"True, true, oh it was a great game son, we nearly scored once in the first half you know. Oh I remember it well, oh how we cheered as after 23 minutes we raided into Arsenal's half and Heskey had a header, that would've been less spectacular if the keeper wasn't 47 years old" stated the proud dad.

"How many shots did we actually have that day father?"

"Well er, urm about 3"

"And how many did Arsenal have dad?"

"Well about 9, but they weren't real chances" added Tommy senior

"Doesn't sound like much of a victory to me dad, just 2-1, sounds a bit lucky" sounded the young scouser

"Well maybe but son the UEFA final wa the big one, and we stuffed them, we scored five times" quickly added Tommy senior.

"Five times wow, gee dad we must have given them a real hiding, who was it dad? Was it AC Milan or Real Madrid? Or was it Monaco dad? Who dad?"

"Well son it was the Spanish giants, Alaves" stated the elder scouser.

"Who?" asked wee Tommy.

"Alaves son, oh they were a big team in the Basque country back then. They had some massive names."

"Who had they dad was it Rivaldo, he played in Spain then, or Raul who was it dad?"

"No it wasn't Raul or Rivaldo. Cruyff played for them and the Norwegian international Eggen."

"Johan Cruyff dad?"

"No son, not Johan, Jordi he was almost as good as his dad. He once scored a hat-trick for Man United against Everton you know!"

"Did he dad? What was that in?

"Well the Avon's Insurance combination league son".

"Oh so what was the final score dad 5-0?

"No er, urm agghh. It was 5-4 son"

"5-4! They scored 4 time! Oh I get it dad, I remember once reading that 2 men were sent off in that final. So I take it Liverpool had two men sent off after 5 minutes, and had sorta evened out the contest!"

"No son actually they had only 9 men son."

"Dad"

"WHAT"

"Who scored our winner that day?"

"Er, um oh it was a fella called Geli"

"Sorry dad I've a Liverpool A-Z here, and there is Gallagher, Gamble, Gerrardm, but no Geli?"

"Well son it was an own goal"

"We beat Alaves with an OG, dad we seem to be a very lucky side, how many more shots on goal did we have on them?"

"Well, ag, er actually they had 9 and we had 8"

"Dad?"

WHAT

"Can I go outside and nick some space pods from the heliovertors?"

"Yeah go on son".

Murt · 6th November 2001, 11:26

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Joke of the fuchin yr, a masterpiece

6th November 2001, 11:49

yawn - that was around months ago. Typical Mancs always living in the past

Billy Blaggs · 6th November 2001, 13:28

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Fuckin classic

6th November 2001, 14:31

[quote]Originally posted by Billy Blaggs:
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Fuckin classic<hr></blockquote>

Raoul · 6th November 2001, 14:35

Beckham007 · 6th November 2001, 14:47

Seen it before...but its still fucken hilarious !

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RedIndian · 6th November 2001, 15:04

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Classic

Fergiesarmy · 6th November 2001, 23:08

[quote]Originally posted by micksta:
yawn - that was around months ago. <hr></blockquote>

and it still provides more entertainment than watching liverpool bore the rest of europe!

Red_For_Life · 6th November 2001, 23:16

[quote]Originally posted by micksta:
yawn - that was around months ago. Typical Mancs always living in the past

<hr></blockquote>

still makes me laugh every time i read it !!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

True Treble Reds · 7th November 2001, 01:27

[quote]Originally posted by micksta:
yawn - that was around months ago.<hr></blockquote>

First time I've read it and I

Classic stuff

True Treble Reds · 7th November 2001, 01:30

[quote]Originally posted by micksta:
Typical Mancs always living in the past<hr></blockquote>
Oh the irony ...

Tomo · 7th November 2001, 01:43

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7th November 2001, 02:26

That was quite funny about two months ago when it was first posted.

MauritianRed · 7th November 2001, 05:08

[quote]Originally posted by paulb:
That was quite funny about two months ago when it was first posted.

<hr></blockquote>
It could have been posted 3 million years ago. I only read it now for the first time and it's fecking hilarious. And 100% true.

Fergiesarmy · 10th November 2001, 12:35

whoops!

njred · 11th November 2001, 14:32

Horrible having 18 LEAGUES,4 EURO CUPS,6 FA cups,6 LEAGUE CUPS,3 UEFA CUPS,2 SUPER EURO CUPS,and lost count of charity shield cups.TOP THAT AND YOU CAN BRAG MATE!

Raoul · 11th November 2001, 15:50

[quote]Originally posted by njred:
Horrible having 18 LEAGUES,4 EURO CUPS,6 FA cups,6 LEAGUE CUPS,3 UEFA CUPS,2 SUPER EURO CUPS,and lost count of charity shield cups.TOP THAT AND YOU CAN BRAG MATE!<hr></blockquote>

and don't forget all of the Premierships and Champions Leagues too!

11th November 2001, 15:53

liverpool have a great history but so do Huddersfield

Fergiesarmy · 11th November 2001, 16:01

[quote]Originally posted by njred:
Horrible having 18 LEAGUES,4 EURO CUPS,6 FA cups,6 LEAGUE CUPS,3 UEFA CUPS,2 SUPER EURO CUPS,and lost count of charity shield cups.TOP THAT AND YOU CAN BRAG MATE!<hr></blockquote>

how many would u have if your lot had suffered a plane crash to your best team?

redfan · 12th November 2001, 22:23

[quote]Originally posted by micksta:
yawn - that was around months ago. Typical Mancs always living in the past

<hr></blockquote>

We ruled in the seventies, won it all in the eighties............Living in the past.
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6th November 2001, 11:18	#1 (permalink)
Fergiesarmy First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: pires is a cheat Posts: 5,251	the famous scouse treble in the future The year is 2020, and little Tommy scouser is sitting around the DVTV multiplayer unit as his dad Tommy scouser is reminiscing about the great Liverpool sides of the past. "Tell me about the treble winning year dad" says Tommy jnr "Agh the treble winners, now that was a team, Westerveld, Henchoz, Heskey, all wonderfully skilled players... a great side" replied his dad. "They swept all before them didn't they father?" queried the wide-eyed boy. "They did, Worthington cup, FA cup and UEFA cup. My God son they were awesome." Stated pops. "So the Worthington cup dad, who'd they beat", asked the youngster, "Was it Man United or Everton" "Well no son, none of those, we stuffed Birmingham City, oh how we made those blue noses suffer!" added Tommy scouser. "What was the score dad? Was it 6-0? I bet it was, wasn't it dad? I bet Michael Owen scored 6! Did he Dad" young Tommy quizzed excitedly. "Er no son, actually Birmingham were a great side in them days, and we fought hard to take them to penalties, and eventually we stuffed them in sudden death!" squirmed the senior scouser. "Any how son, the FA Cup was the one they all wanted, and we were up against the Arsenal" added Tommy senior as he tried to sweep his son along on a tide of euphoria. "Oh Arsenal dad, they won the league and European cup that year didn't they dad, oh I rember those players from history, Grimandi and Lee Dixon, they were famous all around Islington weren't they dad. "True, true, oh it was a great game son, we nearly scored once in the first half you know. Oh I remember it well, oh how we cheered as after 23 minutes we raided into Arsenal's half and Heskey had a header, that would've been less spectacular if the keeper wasn't 47 years old" stated the proud dad. "How many shots did we actually have that day father?" "Well er, urm about 3" "And how many did Arsenal have dad?" "Well about 9, but they weren't real chances" added Tommy senior "Doesn't sound like much of a victory to me dad, just 2-1, sounds a bit lucky" sounded the young scouser "Well maybe but son the UEFA final wa the big one, and we stuffed them, we scored five times" quickly added Tommy senior. "Five times wow, gee dad we must have given them a real hiding, who was it dad? Was it AC Milan or Real Madrid? Or was it Monaco dad? Who dad?" "Well son it was the Spanish giants, Alaves" stated the elder scouser. "Who?" asked wee Tommy. "Alaves son, oh they were a big team in the Basque country back then. They had some massive names." "Who had they dad was it Rivaldo, he played in Spain then, or Raul who was it dad?" "No it wasn't Raul or Rivaldo. Cruyff played for them and the Norwegian international Eggen." "Johan Cruyff dad?" "No son, not Johan, Jordi he was almost as good as his dad. He once scored a hat-trick for Man United against Everton you know!" "Did he dad? What was that in? "Well the Avon's Insurance combination league son". "Oh so what was the final score dad 5-0? "No er, urm agghh. It was 5-4 son" "5-4! They scored 4 time! Oh I get it dad, I remember once reading that 2 men were sent off in that final. So I take it Liverpool had two men sent off after 5 minutes, and had sorta evened out the contest!" "No son actually they had only 9 men son." "Dad" "WHAT" "Who scored our winner that day?" "Er, um oh it was a fella called Geli" "Sorry dad I've a Liverpool A-Z here, and there is Gallagher, Gamble, Gerrardm, but no Geli?" "Well son it was an own goal" "We beat Alaves with an OG, dad we seem to be a very lucky side, how many more shots on goal did we have on them?" "Well, ag, er actually they had 9 and we had 8" "Dad?" WHAT "Can I go outside and nick some space pods from the heliovertors?" "Yeah go on son".

6th November 2001, 14:31	#5 (permalink)
micksta Posts: n/a	[quote]Originally posted by Billy Blaggs: <strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Fuckin classic</strong><hr></blockquote>

6th November 2001, 23:08	#9 (permalink)
Fergiesarmy First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: pires is a cheat Posts: 5,251	[quote]Originally posted by micksta: <strong>yawn - that was around months ago. </strong><hr></blockquote> and it still provides more entertainment than watching liverpool bore the rest of europe!

6th November 2001, 23:16	#10 (permalink)
Red_For_Life Youth Team Player Join Date: May 2001 Location: South Africa Posts: 403	[quote]Originally posted by micksta: <strong>yawn - that was around months ago. Typical Mancs always living in the past </strong><hr></blockquote> still makes me laugh every time i read it !!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

7th November 2001, 01:27	#11 (permalink)
True Treble Reds First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 6,855	[quote]Originally posted by micksta: <strong>yawn - that was around months ago.</strong><hr></blockquote> First time I've read it and I Classic stuff

6th November 2001, 11:26	#2 (permalink)
Murt Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Dimmer than Welsh Red Posts: 17,081	<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Joke of the fuchin yr, a masterpiece

6th November 2001, 11:49	#3 (permalink)
micksta Posts: n/a	yawn - that was around months ago. Typical Mancs always living in the past

6th November 2001, 13:28	#4 (permalink)
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6th November 2001, 14:35	#6 (permalink)
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6th November 2001, 14:47	#7 (permalink)
Beckham007 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Sir Matt Busby Way - LUHG Posts: 4,361	Seen it before...but its still fucken hilarious ! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

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7th November 2001, 01:30	#12 (permalink)
True Treble Reds First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 6,855	[quote]Originally posted by micksta: <strong>Typical Mancs always living in the past</strong><hr></blockquote> Oh the irony ...

7th November 2001, 01:43	#13 (permalink)
Tomo First Team Sub Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Beckham...It's towards Schmeichel... It's come for Dwight Yorke... Cleared... Giggs with a shot... Sherrrrrrinnnnnghammmm!!!! Posts: 5,844	feckin classic <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

7th November 2001, 02:26	#14 (permalink)
paulb Posts: n/a	That was quite funny about two months ago when it was first posted.

7th November 2001, 05:08	#15 (permalink)
MauritianRed Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Calgary Posts: 2,250	[quote]Originally posted by paulb: <strong>That was quite funny about two months ago when it was first posted. </strong><hr></blockquote> It could have been posted 3 million years ago. I only read it now for the first time and it's fecking hilarious. And 100% true.

10th November 2001, 12:35	#16 (permalink)
Fergiesarmy First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: pires is a cheat Posts: 5,251	whoops!

11th November 2001, 14:32	#17 (permalink)
njred 10 men, we couldn't beat 10 men, we couldn't beat 10 men.... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Thats 18 leagues and 5 European Cups sonny Posts: 3,794	Horrible having 18 LEAGUES,4 EURO CUPS,6 FA cups,6 LEAGUE CUPS,3 UEFA CUPS,2 SUPER EURO CUPS,and lost count of charity shield cups.TOP THAT AND YOU CAN BRAG MATE!

11th November 2001, 15:50	#18 (permalink)
Raoul Revolutionizer Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Baghdad Posts: 26,407	[quote]Originally posted by njred: <strong>Horrible having 18 LEAGUES,4 EURO CUPS,6 FA cups,6 LEAGUE CUPS,3 UEFA CUPS,2 SUPER EURO CUPS,and lost count of charity shield cups.TOP THAT AND YOU CAN BRAG MATE!</strong><hr></blockquote> and don't forget all of the Premierships and Champions Leagues too!

11th November 2001, 15:53	#19 (permalink)
seba Posts: n/a	liverpool have a great history but so do Huddersfield

11th November 2001, 16:01	#20 (permalink)
Fergiesarmy First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: pires is a cheat Posts: 5,251	[quote]Originally posted by njred: <strong>Horrible having 18 LEAGUES,4 EURO CUPS,6 FA cups,6 LEAGUE CUPS,3 UEFA CUPS,2 SUPER EURO CUPS,and lost count of charity shield cups.TOP THAT AND YOU CAN BRAG MATE!</strong><hr></blockquote> how many would u have if your lot had suffered a plane crash to your best team?

12th November 2001, 22:23	#21 (permalink)
redfan Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: It's not the colour of your shirt that counts, it's the colour of your heart Posts: 2,851	[quote]Originally posted by micksta: <strong>yawn - that was around months ago. Typical Mancs always living in the past </strong><hr></blockquote> We ruled in the seventies, won it all in the eighties............Living in the past. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />