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Old 24th April 2002, 15:09   #1 (permalink)
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Old 24th April 2002, 15:10   #2 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:24   #3 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:29   #4 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

.... Kin' TIT! </strong><hr></blockquote>


How was your night out? Did anyone try and shoot you?
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:30   #5 (permalink)
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Getting boring in your old age, Davo
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:44   #6 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by charlie's devils:
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How was your night out? Did anyone try and shoot you?</strong><hr></blockquote>

He mixed the decks with his homies that he hasn't got....
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:49   #7 (permalink)
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[quote]charlie's devils quote:

How was your night out? Did anyone try and shoot you?
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hmmm NO Mate.

Hate to drop this bombshell, burst your little bubble, and stop that feeling of awe you have toward me, but the thing is I don't actually live in the ghetto. Come on you have to be completely stupid to believe i do. Your a bit of dense cnut int ya mate

God another Davo worshiping TIT!
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:52   #8 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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hmmm NO Mate.

Hate to drop this bombshell, burst your little bubble, and stop that feeling of awe you have toward me, but the thing is I don't actually live in the ghetto. Come on you have to be completely stupid to believe i do. Your a bit of dense cnut int ya mate

God another Davo worshiping TIT!</strong><hr></blockquote>

That hasn't decreased the awe I feel for you shitname...

I respect any rapper who has the balls to come on here with such a poofy (and shit) name...

Kick it
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:54   #9 (permalink)
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[quote] Davo quote:

He mixed the decks with his homies that he hasn't got....
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Your such a knob, how the fuck do you mix the decks? Ignorant cnut!

Your so stupid mate, feck il show this one of the rest of the office, thanx for the laugh mate <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:54   #10 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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Hate to drop this bombshell, burst your little bubble, and stop that feeling of awe you have toward me, but the thing is I don't actually live in the ghetto. Come on you have to be completely stupid to believe i do. Your a bit of dense cnut int ya mate
</strong><hr></blockquote>

So are you telling lies about the DJing and mixing and stuff, because that would really destroy me.
Say it ain't so!

Word.
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:57   #11 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Your such a knob, how the fuck do you mix the decks? Ignorant cnut!

Your so stupid mate, feck il show this one of the rest of the office, thanx for the laugh mate <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


Won't all your workmates in the office just laugh that spotty little Nigel calls himself Da_pleaure_n-da_pain?
You're better off keeping that to yourself.
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Old 25th April 2002, 08:58   #12 (permalink)
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Davo your slower than your mate Charlie! I'm not really rapper mate, just like your not really funny.

Hope I cleared up any confusion
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:02   #13 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Your such a knob, how the fuck do you mix the decks? Ignorant cnut!

Your so stupid mate, feck il show this one of the rest of the office, thanx for the laugh mate <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


Yeah I'm dead stupid, whereas your [sic] so clever eh shitname?

Hope your office of gansta's are amused by my lack of mixing knowledge..

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Old 25th April 2002, 09:04   #14 (permalink)
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[quote] charlie's devils quote:

So are you telling lies about the DJing and mixing and stuff, because that would really destroy me.
Say it ain't so!

Word.

<hr></blockquote>

It really aint so, i can't remember ever talking about mixing and being a DJ ( but im sure if it exists you will find me a quote...quite delusional arent you mate)
but hey if it makes you feel better you can carry on believing it
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:07   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah I'm dead stupid, whereas your [sic] so clever eh shitname?

Hope your office of gansta's are amused by my lack of mixing knowledge..

Booyaakkashhaaa
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yeah they are <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> they all want to join red cafe just so they can laugh at you some more. They think your a penis mate... well its not like it takes long to work it out.
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:09   #16 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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It really aint so, i can't remember ever talking about mixing and being a DJ ( but im sure if it exists you will find me a quote...quite delusional arent you mate)
but hey if it makes you feel better you can carry on believing it </strong><hr></blockquote>


So if you're not a gangsta, a rapper, a DJ, etc why do you call yoursef Da_pleasure_n_da_shitname?

Is it coz you is a twat?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:11   #17 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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yeah they are <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> they all want to join red cafe just so they can laugh at you some more. They think your a penis mate... well its not like it takes long to work it out. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Excellent..

Get them all to join and I'll make them look silly as well..

Are any of them bright enough to learn to quote properly?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:11   #18 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:26   #19 (permalink)
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So if you're not a gangsta, a rapper, a DJ, etc why do you call yoursef Da_pleasure_n_da_shitname?

Are you illiterate?

why do you think im a rapper or a dj? is it coz your delusional? ... Because you have gone light headed from sucking Davos Nob? ... You were abused as a child? ... You come from a broken home? Or because you think only a gangster could be responsible for winding both of you twats up so easily?

Is it coz you is a twat?

If you really want to know the story goes that I was shagging your mum, ( she was really good by the way), I was doing her doggy style, and she was moaning and groaning from the pleasure. I began to make her scream and I was really getting in to my rhythm. Then suddenly I went for a massive back swing and I rammed her up her anus! Believe me did she scream from the pain! Hence the name .. da_pleasure_n_da_pain!

Its your mums fault go and blame her.

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Old 25th April 2002, 09:27   #20 (permalink)
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Oi Shitname..

You know when you thought up your user name..
Did you think

"Thats a good name"?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:31   #21 (permalink)
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read above! I was actually to busy trying to roll of charlies mum, i kept rolling, n rolling but an hour later i was still on the bitch! Charlie tell your mum to loose some weight, feckin fat cow!
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:31   #22 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>If you really want to know the story goes that I was shagging your mum, </strong><hr></blockquote>

Dad? Is that you?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:35   #23 (permalink)
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Dad? Is that you?
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
you should be so lucky, everyones been there! Suprising you even know who dad is.... feck it could be me <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:35   #24 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>read above! I was actually to busy trying to roll of charlies mum, i kept rolling, n rolling but an hour later i was still on the bitch! Charlie tell your mum to loose some weight, feckin fat cow! </strong><hr></blockquote>

You don't do much shagging do you shitname?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:39   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah it can be difficult with the excessive amounts of lard hanging of charlies mums every orifice
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:41   #26 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
you should be so lucky, everyones been there! Suprising you even know who dad is.... feck it could be me <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't think it's possible that my dad is under 18 years of age.
Or called Nigel.
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:45   #27 (permalink)
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shit reply mate.. your boring me now <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:47   #28 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong> feckin fat cow! </strong><hr></blockquote>

Now that you've give up pretending to be black, is the use of the word "feck" an attempt to convince people you are Irish?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:49   #29 (permalink)
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but as written by you before, there is obviously some confusion, so il leave you and your mum to to resolving the issue of who really is your dad ... Davo own up
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:52   #30 (permalink)
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Now that you've give up pretending to be black, is the use of the word "feck" an attempt to convince people you are Irish?
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<img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" /> yeah if you like
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:57   #31 (permalink)
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Ill tell you what if you want to see what i look like ill challenge either of you two to a reall life sparring match. Any martial arts discipline you want. We can get sponsered and rasie some money for charity! im being 100% serious.

Come on you can really see what i look like then, and if you think im under 18 you should'nt be scared. Come on we can resolve everything in one go, the looser leaves the cafe. What do you reckon, we can make it perfectly safe and fair, the whole cafe can be invited to watch. I know an excellent boxing gym we can use inm Hull. Come on lads what do you say?
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Old 25th April 2002, 09:59   #32 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Come on lads what do you say?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I say you're a twat with a shit name, but I can't speak for the rest.
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:00   #33 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:01   #34 (permalink)
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i say your scared... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:05   #35 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Ill tell you what if you want to see what i look like ill challenge either of you two to a reall life sparring match. Any martial arts discipline you want. We can get sponsered and rasie some money for charity! im being 100% serious.

Come on you can really see what i look like then, and if you think im under 18 you should'nt be scared. Come on we can resolve everything in one go, the looser leaves the cafe. What do you reckon, we can make it perfectly safe and fair, the whole cafe can be invited to watch. I know an excellent boxing gym we can use inm Hull. Come on lads what do you say?</strong><hr></blockquote>


A real life sparring match in Hull eh?

How about a fight?
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:10   #36 (permalink)
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