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Old 25th April 2002, 10:25   #41 (permalink)
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no u wanted the fight, i said a sparring match. So have you changed your mind, do you want a sparring match now?
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:29   #42 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>no u wanted the fight, i said a sparring match. So have you changed your mind, do you want a sparring match now?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't know what a sparring match is? Sounds a bit gay tho..

And I'm not going to Hull for any reason...
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:39   #43 (permalink)
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Listen i dont want to get in to a im harder than you and your scared conversation. I want to reslove this issue where you think im 18 (I'm not like you i wont hide behind my computer screen).

You obviously have this facination, as to if im black, or if im under 18. As fun as it is having you lot make all these predictions, ill show you what i look like... only if you spar me though.

A sparring match is a supervised fight, we will have head guards, and be wearing gloves. Name me a date that your free and i'll organise it, im not going to beat you up, it will just be a bit of a laugh. I don't know you could be 6ft 5 and built like a brick shit house, you may even batter me. Il organise it if your up for it, we could get the members of the forum to sponsor us. Ive already got 5 sponsors in the office. We could even run a book.
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:42   #44 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Listen i dont want to get in to a im harder than you and your scared conversation. I want to reslove this issue where you think im 18 (I'm not like you i wont hide behind my computer screen).

You obviously have this facination, as to if im black, or if im under 18 Ill show you. As fun as it is, ill show you what i look like, only if you spar me though. A sparring match is a supervised fight, we will have head guards, and be wearing gloves. Name me a date that your free and i'll organise it, im not going to beat you up, it will just be a bit of a laugh. I don't know you could be 6ft 5 and built like a brick shit house, you may even batter me. Il organise it if your up for it, we could get the members of the forum to sponsor us. Ive already got 5 sponsors in the office. We could even run a book.</strong><hr></blockquote>

So lets get this straight?

You want me to participate in an sponsored organised sparring match with some Shitnamed weirdo from a forum?

Can you think of any reasons why this isn't a very enticing offer?
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:44   #45 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Listen i dont want to get in to a im harder than you and your scared conversation. I want to reslove this issue where you think im 18 (I'm not like you i wont hide behind my computer screen).

...illiterate</strong><hr></blockquote>

Maybe you should hide behind some books, your spelling is worse than the Malaysians.
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:52   #46 (permalink)
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Davo the internet hero!

By day,in the real world he is a shitter, but put him behind a computer screen....!

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Old 25th April 2002, 10:53   #47 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Listen i dont want to get in to a im harder than you and your scared conversation. I want to reslove this issue where you think im 18.

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why don't you just resolve that issue by telling us how old you are?

Seems an easier way of doing it than setting up a sparring match (with headgear) in a godforsaken city in Humberside.
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Old 25th April 2002, 10:56   #48 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Davo the internet hero!

By day,in the real world he is a shitter, but put him behind a computer screen....!

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


So you don't want a fight then?
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:21   #49 (permalink)
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this is the funniest post ever, keep it up lads,

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Old 25th April 2002, 11:41   #50 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Listen i dont want to get in to a im harder than you and your scared conversation. I want to reslove this issue where you think im 18 (I'm not like you i wont hide behind my computer screen).
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For your own sake, I hope you are 18 or under!!
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:48   #51 (permalink)
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Keep guessing how old I am, its not like a care either way!

Davo I knew I was right about you, I know your type. You spend your whole life here in an attempt to give it some kind of meaning. On the net you can make out that you are the main man, and you are so superior to everyone else. You try to portray this image of you being all cool and important. However in real life you’re a sad, pathetic loser, and your shit scared. I bet you got bullied at school. In fact I know you did.
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:50   #52 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Keep guessing how old I am, its not like a care either way!

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not much, you don't. That's why you are trying to organise a bear knuckle fight in Hull to prove you're are old enough to buy a pint.
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:50   #53 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>

Davo I knew I was right about you, I know your type. You spend your whole life here in an attempt to give it some kind of meaning. On the net you can make out that you are the main man, and you are so superior to everyone else. You try to portray this image of you being all cool and important. However in real life you’re a sad, pathetic loser, and your shit scared. I bet you got bullied at school. In fact I know you did.
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If you were at my school I'd have bullied you..

And I wouldn't have allowed you to wear headgear..

Keep talking shitname
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:52   #54 (permalink)
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lol i do not need to, i asked you if you wanted to resolve it in a fair and sensible way, but you shit your pants. You both did.
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:54   #55 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>lol i do not need to, i asked you if you wanted to resolve it in a fair and sensible way, but you shit your pants. You both did. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah..

I'm shitting bricks here..

Its not often someone on a forum with a shitname worries me, but you're a different kettle of fish..
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:56   #56 (permalink)
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Its cool, You can carry on with your ill found preceptions... ok im 18, Black and from the ghetto, and you sir are a shitter

in rude bwoy styly.. Davo your a 'Kin PU$$Y BWOY
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Old 25th April 2002, 11:58   #57 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Its cool, You can carry on with your ill found preceptions... ok im 18, Black and from the ghetto, and you sir are a shitter

in rude bwoy styly.. Davo your a 'Kin PU$$Y BWOY</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't think you're any of those things..

Just that you've got a Shitname..

And are a ponce
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:00   #58 (permalink)
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yeah ok im that 2, but your still a pussy bwoy! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:00   #59 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Its cool, You can carry on with your ill found preceptions... ok im 18, Black and from the ghetto, and you sir are a shitter

in rude bwoy styly.. Davo your a 'Kin PU$$Y BWOY</strong><hr></blockquote>

and its "you're" you stupid twat, I've told you once..

Shitnamed thicko
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:02   #60 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>lol i do not need to, i asked you if you wanted to resolve it in a fair and sensible way, but you shit your pants. You both did. </strong><hr></blockquote>

A fair and sensible way of proving your age is to hold a sparring match in Hull? Is that how you settle things when barmen refuse to serve you.

Da_Shitname: "I'll have a half of lager top, please?"

Barman: "Do you have any ID to prove your age?"

DaShitname: "Right. Next Tuesday. Big Eddie's Gym in Hull. Be there! And bring some headgear.
"Oh...and can I have a coke and a packet of crisps."

Seems fair and sensible to me...
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:03   #61 (permalink)
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davo acting cool?

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Old 25th April 2002, 12:05   #62 (permalink)
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Believe what ever you want to, if it makes you happy then belive what ever you must. The only thing this thread proves is that...... you bottled it!

Im off, its no fun when you know the other guy is a complete pussy!

Oh and I do know that you got bullied at school but we will just keep that between me and you, no point dissapointing your fans.
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:06   #63 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Believe what ever you want to, if it makes you happy then belive what ever you must. The only thing this thread proves is that...... you bottled it!

Im off, its no fun when you know the other guy is a complete pussy!

Oh and I do know that you got bullied at school but we will just keep that between me and you, no point dissapointing your fans. </strong><hr></blockquote>


"You're" fans..

See you Shitname..

Ponce
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:13   #64 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:13   #65 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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No Knob 'You're' is short for you are, so that would'nt realy make sense would it. Who is a thick cunt now.
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes you dopey cnut, so if you're calling someone a pussy you say "you're" not your..

You seem to have worked this out with the correct "your fans" but I see that was a fluke..

Thick shitnamed twat
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:14   #66 (permalink)
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and its "you're" you stupid twat, I've told you once..

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No Knob 'You're' is short for you are, so that would'nt realy make sense would it. Who is a thick cunt now.
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:16   #67 (permalink)
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As already explained...... KNOB! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

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Old 25th April 2002, 12:20   #68 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
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No Knob 'You're' is short for you are, so that would'nt realy make sense would it. Who is a thick cunt now.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes I KNOW THAT..

Over your head ya dopey ponce...
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:24   #69 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>What do you reckon, we can make it perfectly safe and fair, the whole cafe can be invited to watch. I know an excellent boxing gym we can use inm Hull. Come on lads what do you say?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yo yo yo rrrrreeeeespect out to Da Pleasure ! You don't er.... have anything to do with a mountain side, a corrigated iron sheet and a goat do you ? Come on man, we can all be honest here
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:34   #70 (permalink)
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Why are Da_pleasure and Gayvo having a big sissy tiff in the first place?
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:36   #71 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by 2Bullish:
<strong>Why are Da_pleasure and Gayvo having a big sissy tiff in the first place?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Da P dissed the Dave, now Dave's out to get Da p back.


simple.
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:40   #72 (permalink)
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Christ

All I said was that he's got a shitname ( which he has )

Now he wants a piece of me in headgear...

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Old 25th April 2002, 12:48   #73 (permalink)
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How much craic? 90...
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Old 25th April 2002, 12:48   #74 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>Christ

All I said was that he's got a shitname ( which he has )

Now he wants a piece of me in headgear...

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well imagine how that feckin goat felt in headgear !
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