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Old 26th October 2007, 01:56   #481 (permalink)
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Could somebody please briefly summarise the events of this thread for me? I seem to have missed it.

Cheers.

Hectic ate a jar of beetroot, and was then PM'd by a mod telling him that said jar of beetroot was out of date. Pert then waded in, saying that beetroot doesn't go out of date, but what the fuck pert, everyone knows that honey is the only food that doesn't go out of date, you silly fucker.
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Old 26th October 2007, 02:02   #482 (permalink)
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Hectic ate a jar of beetroot, and was then PM'd by a mod telling him that said jar of beetroot was out of date. Pert then waded in, saying that beetroot doesn't go out of date, but what the fuck pert, everyone knows that honey is the only food that doesn't go out of date, you silly fucker.
I see. Well that doesn't sound half as funny as some of the posts I've just been reading through. That PM of accusing the newbie of racism had me in stiches. Fair play to Hectic.
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Old 26th October 2007, 02:03   #483 (permalink)
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Here's one I just sent to someone now.

Congratulations.

You have been randomly selected for promotion with several others.

Unfortunately you have did not win the promotion.

Goodbye.
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Old 26th October 2007, 02:20   #484 (permalink)
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I just got a PM

Good times
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Old 28th February 2008, 13:52   #485 (permalink)
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time to bring this back? ive been reading through it and it seems legendary!
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Old 28th February 2008, 13:59   #486 (permalink)
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love the underage post
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Old 28th February 2008, 14:01   #487 (permalink)
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love the underage post
agreed. the first one pert sent was ok, but the second cracked me up!
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Old 28th February 2008, 19:54   #488 (permalink)
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time to bring this back? ive been reading through it and it seems legendary!
Anyone wanna do this?
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Old 28th February 2008, 21:19   #489 (permalink)
 
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Hehe, we can do it again but only a small number of us have newbie access.
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Old 28th February 2008, 21:19   #490 (permalink)
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Hehe, we can do it again but only a small number of us have newbie access.
How come?
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Old 28th February 2008, 22:41   #491 (permalink)
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Hehe, we can do it again but only a small number of us have newbie access.
Do you have it?
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Old 28th February 2008, 22:47   #492 (permalink)
 
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Nope
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Old 28th February 2008, 22:48   #493 (permalink)
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Old 28th February 2008, 22:49   #494 (permalink)
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How would you get newbie access, other than infiltrating their lair with a new account or being an admin?
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Old 28th February 2008, 22:50   #495 (permalink)
 
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Suck off a dog and post the video?
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:05   #496 (permalink)
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Suck off a dog and post the video?
I'm right on it...
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:09   #497 (permalink)
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This is why they don't let us in the newbies. Imagine the persecution!
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:22   #498 (permalink)
 
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I got promoted thanks to this thread. I latched onto it whilst I was in the newbies and whored myself to get promoted.
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:23   #499 (permalink)
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I got promoted thanks to this thread. I latched onto it whilst I was in the newbies and whored myself to get promoted.
You dirty amphibious whore you.
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:28   #500 (permalink)
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Hi, I can get you promotion, but it will cost you.

How much would you be willing to pay?
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Now that I'm done with the corny shite.....it would be nice to hold discussions with the other lovers of United in the main forum. I just want to share the knowledge I've got in the main as well as absorb the YEARS UPON YEARS of experiences, as well as knowledge in the main!!

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Old 28th February 2008, 23:33   #501 (permalink)
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pahaha! thats hilarious! what a dweeb
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:34   #502 (permalink)
 
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I just got a PM from some user called Pert and according to him you have to be 21 to post threads in the forums? is this true or is this dickhead taking the fiddlers?
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It's true I'm afraid. Quite a few people have had their accounts deleted for being underage - silly rule I know but you have to obide. Did you not read the terms and conditions before signing up? It was made quite clear.
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well tbh mate i just clicked agreed didnt really think about it. I presumed i was the right age to join. That pert guy has got us wound up though, could him hit so hard in the jaw he would have to chew with his hands. So what now do i have to just leave the site for good?
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something amusing about this londonredmaniac? I strated this thread because of some Pert pm'ing me and i want to know if im allowed to stay on this website.
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I don't find this amusing mate - in fact I think it's stupid that you have to be over 21 but if you don't leave you will probably have your account deleted anyway. You know what they say...life's a bitch!
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ok im sorry for breaking the restrictions and if thats the rule then thats the rule, ill just leave the site then im sorry for the disturbances i have caused.
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Ok buddy, sorry to see you go! We'll be waiting for you when you're of the correct age!
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cant believe i fell for that prank. sex offenders lol was thinking wtf has that got to do with manutd, well unless paul dickov was on a transfer for us
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:38   #503 (permalink)
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Could you guys all see the newbie forums when you did this?
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:38   #504 (permalink)
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Christ I need to pm a newbie....i literally bursting with mischeviousness
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:40   #505 (permalink)
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Christ I need to pm a newbie....i literally bursting with mischeviousness
Me too!
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:41   #506 (permalink)
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Make Brad your first victim, he'd fall for it
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:43   #507 (permalink)
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Me too!
Unfortunately with our low post counts the likelihood of a newb taking us seriously is pretty low, unless they happen to be particularly poorly evolved.
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:45   #508 (permalink)
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Unfortunately with our low post counts the likelihood of a newb taking us seriously is pretty low, unless they happen to be particularly poorly evolved.
That's where member names come in to it.
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:47   #509 (permalink)
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That's where member names come in to it.
So anyone called Yo3NiTD_brapboi1 (or something similar) is well worth a shot
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Old 28th February 2008, 23:48   #510 (permalink)
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