I just got a PM

ILBB15 · 30th May 2007, 23:49

Can we send him PMs right now?

ILBB15 · 30th May 2007, 23:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Cantona

Woah ok do we send him the PM now?

You work fast...

damn you beat me to it

narnar · 30th May 2007, 23:49

Find someone who is online.

Hectic · 30th May 2007, 23:50

Sure Brad, of course you're in.

Yep, here is my pm:

Congratulations on your promotion ndhunz.

We have been monitoring your posts for a while now and decided to cut short your time for promotion.

You have been selected for a quick-screen promotion process into the main forums.

Welcome and enjoy the forums.

Hectic.

marcosdeto · 30th May 2007, 23:50

bunch of cunts you are

i would have die if when i was a newbie someone did that to me

narnar · 30th May 2007, 23:50

He hasn't been on in two weeks!

Bo_7iDaR · 30th May 2007, 23:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by narnar1369

Three words in your post, none of which exceed five letters and you have to edit it for spelling mistakes.

You missed the full stop after 'still' though.

It was a "mistake", not mistakes. And it happens.

Hectic · 30th May 2007, 23:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by narnar1369

Find someone who is online.

That's a good idea. Let's send it to the user I found now and another one.

This guy will do: http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?u=26099

He's barely made any posts and he's online now.

Hectic · 30th May 2007, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by narnar1369

He hasn't been on in two weeks!

Oh well. He will get a hell of a surprise next time he logs on.

Let's do the other guy I found.

ILBB15 · 30th May 2007, 23:53

Can you post your PM hectic, so that we dont make exactly similar ones.

narnar · 30th May 2007, 23:54

Congratulations Arch, after careful consideration with the other moderators of the forum, you have successfully won an all expenses paid trip to the main forum!

Well done on your promotion.

Brad · 30th May 2007, 23:54

Ok my message:

Hi mate, I've been viewing the newbies a fair bit, I'm a regular poster in the mains and I've been looking out for the cream of the crop.

And I damn well thought you were it

SO am delighted the mods have decided to promote you, I;m fully behind the decision, and I look forward to having witty and interesting conversation and debate with you soon

p.s if you ever come across a poster called 'Marcos', you have to call him a satsuma loving twat. Kind of a rule around these parts

Good night and good luck

xxx

narnar · 30th May 2007, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo_7iDaR

It was a "mistake", not mistakes. And it happens.

Was only joking mate

Hectic · 30th May 2007, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILBB15

Can you post your PM hectic, so that we dont make exactly similar ones.

Good call.

I messed mine up, I copied and pasted the other pm which was to the user 'ndhunz' but this newbie probably won't understand anyway.

Here it is:

Congratulations on your promotion ndhunz.

We have been monitoring your posts for a while now and decided to cut short your time for promotion.

You have been selected for a quick-screen promotion process into the main forums.

Welcome and enjoy the forums.

Hectic.

golden_blunder · 30th May 2007, 23:56

congratulations you retards, you have successfully pm'd a wum

Bo_7iDaR · 30th May 2007, 23:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by narnar1369

Was only joking mate

But "stil"

Hectic · 30th May 2007, 23:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden_blunder

congratulations you retards, you have successfully pm'd a wum

Eh?

I'll find someone else!

Sultan · 30th May 2007, 23:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Ok guys.

This is the guy!

http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?fi...oster&t=155980

We will all pm him congratulating him on the promotion and saying we've been reading his posts for a while now and think he's quality. Make up some other stuff if you want as well!

I'll have the last laugh, just you wait...

30th May 2007, 23:59

You had better all behave yourselves, because I have a usergroup to put you all in that has no PM rights. And you can rot in it.

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 00:00

Ok.

I have found a good active newbie.

kiddaa is his name. Here is his profile.
http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?fi...oster&t=158005

Get to work guys, make sure if you copy and paste the message you change the names.

marcosdeto · 31st May 2007, 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden_blunder

congratulations you retards, you have successfully pm'd a wum

i tried to tell them ...

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 00:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultan

I'll have the last laugh, just you wait...

I got you once and that's good enough!

Please don't do anything too bad though

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

You had better all behave yourselves, because I have a usergroup to put you all in that has no PM rights. And you can rot in it.

Don't worry Weaste. I'll make sure there's no real damage. Have a little fun then I will tell the newbie that it was just a joke.

ILBB15 · 31st May 2007, 00:01

Naah, I wont send any, Weaste will probably ban me again because of it.

Brad · 31st May 2007, 00:01

Hectic you tit

I knew I was right to doubt you!

Bo_7iDaR · 31st May 2007, 00:01

It's really ironic that out of all the 365 days in a year, not only this thing happens to me on the same day the unthinkable happens as we sign Nani and Anderson, but also steal the show from it even if its for a few moments!

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 00:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Cantona

Hectic you tit

I knew I was right to doubt you!

Don't worry about that wum guy.

I've got a new guy who I checked out and is all good.

marcosdeto · 31st May 2007, 00:03

just pmd sultan asking to promote the guy

the joke's on you TWATS

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 00:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILBB15

Naah, I wont send any, Weaste will probably ban me again because of it.

Do it!

It's only a bit of fun plus I will make sure they know it's a joke shortly after.

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 00:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcosdeto

just pmd sultan asking to promote the guy

the joke's on you TWATS

Don't worry. Our pm's have already gone.

Anyway the jokes on you. The guy I picked is a wum and hates Argentina.

Brad · 31st May 2007, 00:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Don't worry about that wum guy.

I've got a new guy who I checked out and is all good.

Ok PM'd the new guy

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 00:05

Yes!

The plan is in full-effect.

30th May 2007, 23:49	#41 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: George Carlin Land Posts: 3,998	Can we send him PMs right now?

30th May 2007, 23:49	#43 (permalink)
narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: northern ireland Posts: 5,230	Find someone who is online.

30th May 2007, 23:50	#44 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,375	Sure Brad, of course you're in. Yep, here is my pm: Congratulations on your promotion ndhunz. We have been monitoring your posts for a while now and decided to cut short your time for promotion. You have been selected for a quick-screen promotion process into the main forums. Welcome and enjoy the forums. Hectic.

30th May 2007, 23:50	#45 (permalink)
marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 27,162	bunch of cunts you are i would have die if when i was a newbie someone did that to me

30th May 2007, 23:50	#46 (permalink)
narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: northern ireland Posts: 5,230	He hasn't been on in two weeks!

30th May 2007, 23:53	#50 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: George Carlin Land Posts: 3,998	Can you post your PM hectic, so that we dont make exactly similar ones.

30th May 2007, 23:54	#51 (permalink)
narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: northern ireland Posts: 5,230	Congratulations Arch, after careful consideration with the other moderators of the forum, you have successfully won an all expenses paid trip to the main forum! Well done on your promotion.

30th May 2007, 23:54	#52 (permalink)
Brad big up yaself to ma RR homies Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Manchester Posts: 16,075	Ok my message: Hi mate, I've been viewing the newbies a fair bit, I'm a regular poster in the mains and I've been looking out for the cream of the crop. And I damn well thought you were it SO am delighted the mods have decided to promote you, I;m fully behind the decision, and I look forward to having witty and interesting conversation and debate with you soon p.s if you ever come across a poster called 'Marcos', you have to call him a satsuma loving twat. Kind of a rule around these parts Good night and good luck xxx

30th May 2007, 23:56	#55 (permalink)
golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,702	congratulations you retards, you have successfully pm'd a wum

30th May 2007, 23:59	#59 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Posts: n/a	You had better all behave yourselves, because I have a usergroup to put you all in that has no PM rights. And you can rot in it.

31st May 2007, 00:00	#60 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,375	Ok. I have found a good active newbie. kiddaa is his name. Here is his profile. http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?fi...oster&t=158005 Get to work guys, make sure if you copy and paste the message you change the names.

31st May 2007, 00:01	#63 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: George Carlin Land Posts: 3,998	Naah, I wont send any, Weaste will probably ban me again because of it.

31st May 2007, 00:01	#64 (permalink)
Brad big up yaself to ma RR homies Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Manchester Posts: 16,075	Hectic you tit I knew I was right to doubt you!

31st May 2007, 00:01	#65 (permalink)
Bo_7iDaR Youth Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Manchester Posts: 316	It's really ironic that out of all the 365 days in a year, not only this thing happens to me on the same day the unthinkable happens as we sign Nani and Anderson, but also steal the show from it even if its for a few moments!

31st May 2007, 00:03	#67 (permalink)
marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 27,162	just pmd sultan asking to promote the guy the joke's on you TWATS

31st May 2007, 00:05	#71 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,375	Yes! The plan is in full-effect.