I just got a PM

Bury Red · 31st May 2007, 04:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultan

A monthly demotion poll?

Oi! Ease up with the scouse tendancies Sults, that was my idea yonks ago

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The first one went OK but the second caused something of a stir when jasonrh, TDO and robbo all tied on 82 votes and pointed an accusing finger at the mods.

viiinz · 31st May 2007, 07:20

who's next?

Bury Red · 31st May 2007, 07:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by viiinz

who's next?

Spoony, Hectic, pert, uaeronaldo, manxmanc and United boy if they carry on winding up newbies to take the piss out of the mods.

Oh. You weren't talking about a new relegation thread?

Want to join the poll?

viiinz · 31st May 2007, 07:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

Spoony, Hectic, pert, uaeronaldo, manxmanc and United boy if they carry on winding up newbies to take the piss out of the mods.

Oh. You weren't talking about a new relegation thread?

Want to join the poll?

no thanks

massey · 31st May 2007, 10:34

I just got a hi how are you.

uae · 31st May 2007, 10:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

Spoony, Hectic, pert, uaeronaldo, manxmanc and United boy if they carry on winding up newbies to take the piss out of the mods.

Oh. You weren't talking about a new relegation thread?

Want to join the poll?

can't be bothered to read the rest of the thread, what's all this about?

uae · 31st May 2007, 10:48

right i went back a page and saw your idea hectic, brilliant

KingEric7 · 31st May 2007, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

I like it.

Let's take it a step further.

Perhaps we could pm a newbie and tell him he has been selected to participate in the Redcafe Promotion Challenge where he has to do certain things to gain promotion. Challenges that vary from sending pm's to people to posting stuff in the forums etc.

Any ideas?

That actually sounds a good idea. But we should make them confess ridiculous things or start stupid threads and ensure them that if they did so they would get promoted.

Spoonez el Grande · 31st May 2007, 12:36

I didn't think he'd actually get promoted!!

We could send banning PMs. Or PMs warning people.

pert · 31st May 2007, 12:55

I hope you all realise we're probably PM'ing REVELZ

Rumour has it a third of all new members in the last month have been him.

Spoonez el Grande · 31st May 2007, 12:59

http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?u=25459

shakshamboo.

He deserves a warning. . . for being an inane bastard.

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:00

I got a few pm's today saying thanks for the promotion and they actually were!

Anyway, my covert plan goes into full effect today, it's nothing bad mods and doesn't involve taking the piss out of you! Anyone who's interested pm me for details.

Spoonez el Grande · 31st May 2007, 13:01

'We've been watching you. Anymore of your inane ramblings and you're banned for good.'

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoony

'We've been watching you. Anymore of your inane ramblings and you're banned for good.'

That's brilliant, random pm's to random newbies saying we are close to banning you!

uae · 31st May 2007, 13:15

Right Hizzy, this is your first and last warning, any more random pointless threads like your fish and chips one will result in you being banned!

pert · 31st May 2007, 13:20

I am going to accuse them of sending gay porn to each other.

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:21

Wait till you see what I sent him, this is genius.

ILBB15 · 31st May 2007, 13:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Wait till you see what I sent him, this is genius.

tell us

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILBB15

tell us

Hopefully, I will shortly post you a link to the result.

pert · 31st May 2007, 13:28

Dear [newbie],

You have received an infraction at RedCafe.

Reason: Spam - One Offense
-------
Please stop your mixture of trolling and spamming the site, or you will be banned.
-------

This infraction is worth 7 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
RedCafe.net

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by pert

Dear [newbie],

You have received an infraction at RedCafe.

Reason: Spam - One Offense
-------
Please stop your mixture of trolling and spamming the site, or you will be banned.
-------

This infraction is worth 7 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
RedCafe.net

Excellent, who was this to?

ILBB15 · 31st May 2007, 13:29

Brilliant Hectic

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILBB15

Brilliant Hectic

You liked it eh?

Wait till you see what I've got stored for later.

Now hopefully we will see the result of that pm I sent you later today when the guy logs on.

Again mods, this is far less then the first time we did it, I don't want to have pm's taken away or anything like that so I toned it down.

pert · 31st May 2007, 13:33

Send whatever it is to me please Hectic

Spoonez el Grande · 31st May 2007, 13:35

We should accuse someone of racism, homophobia and being a Scouser.

pert · 31st May 2007, 13:38

http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?u=27141

Arc

He keeps sending me PM's asking what he's done wrong

Spoonez el Grande · 31st May 2007, 13:39

he he he.

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 13:42

Oh this is getting good.

ILBB15 · 31st May 2007, 13:43

Yes it is

pert · 31st May 2007, 13:48

That Arc lad has lost the plot.

Quote:

LOL I thought you were the one who had a problem. You know what, fuck this, and fuck you you prawn sandwich cunt. Who do you think you are, sitting all high and mighty in the main forums, and you have the fucking audacity to send me a PM message entitled "A Word". Well I have a word for you too.

Cuntface.

That's what you are. Oh so you 've been "watching" me? And accuse ME of exchanging gay porn LOL yeah okay lad. First I receive an infringement for starting ONE thread in the wrong forum, okay fair play to that, I'm new and unfamiliar with the rules, but immediately get an infraction. Hmm ok, crackdown on the clueless, that's still fine. Then I get a PM from a fucking prawn sandwich cunt who calls himself purt, telling me I'm being watched and anymore "inane ramblings" and Im gone for good? Well good fucking riddance because you think it's fun posting in the newb forum? I can't remember where I rambled and when I patiently ask why, I get patronized and shown to the Help Forum? FUCK YOU YOU HIGH AND MIGHTY PRAWN SANDWICH FUCKTARD.

Go ahead and ban me, like i give a fuck. You call yoruself a United fan? I haven't said one negative thing about the club and I even fucking defend Richardson, and I get told to stop rambling? FUCK YOU.

Spoonez el Grande · 31st May 2007, 13:49

I'm having falafel right now. They're well nice. I think I'm going to send pics of falafel to Arc.

31st May 2007, 07:20	#122 (permalink)
viiinz Star of Music Request Thread & Banned from United forum Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: sure why not - i'll bring the helicopter Posts: 3,713	who's next?

31st May 2007, 10:34	#125 (permalink)
massey Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: schmoogen Posts: 2,326	I just got a hi how are you.

31st May 2007, 10:48	#127 (permalink)
uae Desperately wants a tagline under his name Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dubai Posts: 2,868	right i went back a page and saw your idea hectic, brilliant

31st May 2007, 12:36	#129 (permalink)
Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,971	I didn't think he'd actually get promoted!! We could send banning PMs. Or PMs warning people.

31st May 2007, 12:55	#130 (permalink)
pert First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I was on SSN Posts: 11,198	I hope you all realise we're probably PM'ing REVELZ Rumour has it a third of all new members in the last month have been him.

31st May 2007, 12:59	#131 (permalink)
Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,971	http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?u=25459 shakshamboo. He deserves a warning. . . for being an inane bastard.

31st May 2007, 13:00	#132 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,373	I got a few pm's today saying thanks for the promotion and they actually were! Anyway, my covert plan goes into full effect today, it's nothing bad mods and doesn't involve taking the piss out of you! Anyone who's interested pm me for details.

31st May 2007, 13:01	#133 (permalink)
Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,971	'We've been watching you. Anymore of your inane ramblings and you're banned for good.'

31st May 2007, 13:15	#135 (permalink)
uae Desperately wants a tagline under his name Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dubai Posts: 2,868	Right Hizzy, this is your first and last warning, any more random pointless threads like your fish and chips one will result in you being banned!

31st May 2007, 13:20	#136 (permalink)
pert First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I was on SSN Posts: 11,198	I am going to accuse them of sending gay porn to each other.

31st May 2007, 13:21	#137 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,373	Wait till you see what I sent him, this is genius.

31st May 2007, 13:28	#140 (permalink)
pert First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I was on SSN Posts: 11,198	Dear [newbie], You have received an infraction at RedCafe. Reason: Spam - One Offense ------- Please stop your mixture of trolling and spamming the site, or you will be banned. ------- This infraction is worth 7 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire. All the best, RedCafe.net

31st May 2007, 13:29	#142 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: George Carlin Land Posts: 3,993	Brilliant Hectic

31st May 2007, 13:33	#144 (permalink)
pert First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I was on SSN Posts: 11,198	Send whatever it is to me please Hectic

31st May 2007, 13:35	#145 (permalink)
Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,971	We should accuse someone of racism, homophobia and being a Scouser.

31st May 2007, 13:38	#146 (permalink)
pert First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I was on SSN Posts: 11,198	http://www.redcafe.net/member.php?u=27141 Arc He keeps sending me PM's asking what he's done wrong

31st May 2007, 13:39	#147 (permalink)
Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,971	he he he.

31st May 2007, 13:42	#148 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,373	Oh this is getting good.

31st May 2007, 13:43	#149 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: George Carlin Land Posts: 3,993	Yes it is

31st May 2007, 13:49	#151 (permalink)
Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,971	I'm having falafel right now. They're well nice. I think I'm going to send pics of falafel to Arc.