I just got a PM

Spammy · 1st June 2007, 01:10

That is so cruel.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 01:10

Oh god, tomorrow I'm going to have so many pm's from people asking why they haven't been promoted, why I'm calling them racists, complaining they never sent graphic material to minors on here, asking why they recieved infraction points.....

Quality.

pert · 1st June 2007, 01:13

Let's get some newbies to donate via paypal, in order to get promotion.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 01:14

I'm going to tell one of them we have traced his ip back to an internet terrorist organisation and i'm alerting the police.

pert · 1st June 2007, 01:17

I'm also going to join Red Issue, using a newbie username.

And bitch about the Caf.

Then send the newbie a link

Loops · 1st June 2007, 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

I'm going to tell one of them we have traced his ip back to an internet terrorist organisation and i'm alerting the police.

pure evil..

See if you can get them to send pics of themselves doing random things.. Like face covered in post-it notes of all the Utd players they can name etc.. tell them it's a traditional RedCafe initiation for early promotions.

I've a feeling some people would be that stupid.

narnar · 1st June 2007, 01:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

I'm going to tell one of them we have traced his ip back to an internet terrorist organisation and i'm alerting the police.

Fuckin hell

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 01:32

It's about that time.

You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.

The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.

We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.

It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.

Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.

My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.

Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.

Cheers mate.

narnar · 1st June 2007, 01:34

Nice one.

marcosdeto · 1st June 2007, 01:35

come on hectic, is too cruel

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 01:42

Nah, he got promoted anyway so there's not problem.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 01:43

I won't do the internet terrorist one though because not only is that cruel but it's pushing the limits and I don't want to really scare some kid by mistake.

air_mood · 1st June 2007, 02:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

It's about that time.

You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.

The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.

We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.

It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.

Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.

My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.

Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.

Cheers mate.

So did the newbie you sent this to did it??

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 02:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by air_mood

So did the newbie you sent this to did it??

Haven't had a reply yet, sent it to a couple so hopefully will get a response.

air_mood · 1st June 2007, 02:14

Asking them to write their posts backwards is birlliant I must say.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 02:27

Why thankyou.

I've got so many pm's waiting now.

Loads won't reply back but the ones that do.....priceless.

I think for the next one I am going to get two newbies to fight. I will post both of them that the other user was making disgusting remarks about them and the mods deleted it. The only way to resolve it would be to make a thread calling them out. I'll make up fake quotes and pm's, that will be good.

manxmanc · 1st June 2007, 02:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Why thankyou.

I've got so many pm's waiting now.

Loads won't reply back but the ones that do.....priceless.

I think for the next one I am going to get two newbies to fight. I will post both of them that the other user was making disgusting remarks about them and the mods deleted it. The only way to resolve it would be to make a thread calling them out. I'll make up fake quotes and pm's, that will be good.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 02:31

Another idea will be to write in utter jargon.

I'll send him a few pm's of this and then complain to him that he's sending me utter nonsense. After a couple pm's i'll say if he carries it on i'll report him to the mods while writing nonsense to him in other pm's.

Should be good.

ole_gunner · 1st June 2007, 02:49

Hectic, ingenious. But I couldn't help thinking your time would be better spent helping out a charity or on a gashunt™ or something...

Young Chicken (of the coast)

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 02:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by ole_gunner

Hectic, ingenious. But I couldn't help thinking your time would be better spent helping out a charity or on a gashunt™ or something...

Young Chicken (of the coast)

I don't understand too much of that.

I'll just carry on doing the pranks.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 03:46

And he strikes.....again! This one is brilliant!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Hello mate.

We have been monitoring your pc and have seen evidence of several rival websites on your Datastream.

Would you care to explain why you are visiting banned forums? Are you spying for them, or merely trying to gain promotion and hack the forums.

I am extremely suspicious of your actions. Some of the mods are already arguing a case to ban you, but I want to hear you confess first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgenz

Hi mate, I was confused which forum are you talking about? I am active in talkingreds (manutd.com official message board), and I am also active in Kaskus Man United forum (Indonesian's Fans of Manchester United community).

Anyway, what do you mean by spying, as they all also a United forum, while yesterday I went to chelsea, liverpool, and arsenal forum, the link was posted in the redcafe, and I just wanna see their reaction of our new signings, that's all. Is that the rival websites you're talking about?

I do not have the ability of hacking into forums, I don't even know how in the world can you monitor my pc? Does that mean you can see all the websites that I visited? Could you care to explain this? Cheers, mate

I've just now replied with the comment below, let's see if we can get anymore out of him, if not then it's all ready a success!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

We have traced back your ip address and come up with several possible id's. Now there is a strong posibility you are a member of the forum who hacked us last year. I can't verify for sure this is you but there is a very distinct possibility.

I wasn't talking about the other rival sites like the ones you mentioned, but more specifically the one which had a 'war' with this forum.

The odds aren't look good for you mate.

manxmanc · 1st June 2007, 04:00

Hectic you mean fucker!

PS get over to the main forum, I've started on posting there now.

Hectic · 1st June 2007, 04:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by manxmanc

Hectic you mean fucker!

PS get over to the main forum, I've started on posting there now.

What do you mean by the last bit?

Edit: See what you mean. Will do!

manxmanc · 1st June 2007, 04:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

What do you mean by the last bit?

Remember about 2 hours ago saying we were posting in the united forums more?

I'm in there tonight, its not too bad tonight no muppets in sight.

FlawlessThaw · 1st June 2007, 04:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

It's about that time.

You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.

The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.

We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.

It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.

Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.

My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.

Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.

Cheers mate.

Absolutely ingenius. This is a class thread

viiinz · 1st June 2007, 06:38

the pranks get better and better

KingEric7 · 1st June 2007, 10:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

It's about that time.

You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.

The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.

We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.

It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.

Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.

My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.

Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.

Cheers mate.

!!!
You made it sound like some sort of privilege!

Gobo · 1st June 2007, 11:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

It's about that time.

You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.

The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.

We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.

It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.

Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.

My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.

Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.

Cheers mate.

http://www.redcafe.net/showthread.ph...44#post3341644

just came across this in the newbies, look at post 14

Gobo · 1st June 2007, 11:21

hes doing fucking loads of them!

http://www.redcafe.net/search.php?searchid=741773

1st June 2007, 01:10	#241 (permalink)
Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,439	That is so cruel.

1st June 2007, 01:10	#242 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	Oh god, tomorrow I'm going to have so many pm's from people asking why they haven't been promoted, why I'm calling them racists, complaining they never sent graphic material to minors on here, asking why they recieved infraction points..... Quality.

1st June 2007, 01:13	#243 (permalink)
pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,167	Let's get some newbies to donate via paypal, in order to get promotion.

1st June 2007, 01:14	#244 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	I'm going to tell one of them we have traced his ip back to an internet terrorist organisation and i'm alerting the police.

1st June 2007, 01:17	#245 (permalink)
pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,167	I'm also going to join Red Issue, using a newbie username. And bitch about the Caf. Then send the newbie a link

1st June 2007, 01:32	#248 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	It's about that time. You have reached the point where promotion is imminent. The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality. We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed. It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts. Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it. My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious. Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies. Cheers mate.

1st June 2007, 01:34	#249 (permalink)
narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: northern ireland Posts: 5,266	Nice one.

1st June 2007, 01:35	#250 (permalink)
marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 27,834	come on hectic, is too cruel

1st June 2007, 01:42	#251 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	Nah, he got promoted anyway so there's not problem.

1st June 2007, 01:43	#252 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	I won't do the internet terrorist one though because not only is that cruel but it's pushing the limits and I don't want to really scare some kid by mistake.

1st June 2007, 02:14	#255 (permalink)
air_mood Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,245	Asking them to write their posts backwards is birlliant I must say.

1st June 2007, 02:27	#256 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	Why thankyou. I've got so many pm's waiting now. Loads won't reply back but the ones that do.....priceless. I think for the next one I am going to get two newbies to fight. I will post both of them that the other user was making disgusting remarks about them and the mods deleted it. The only way to resolve it would be to make a thread calling them out. I'll make up fake quotes and pm's, that will be good.

1st June 2007, 02:31	#258 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 21,331	Another idea will be to write in utter jargon. I'll send him a few pm's of this and then complain to him that he's sending me utter nonsense. After a couple pm's i'll say if he carries it on i'll report him to the mods while writing nonsense to him in other pm's. Should be good.

1st June 2007, 02:49	#259 (permalink)
ole_gunner Regular at Boots cosmetic counter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ...We're only making plans, for Nigel... Posts: 6,085	Hectic, ingenious. But I couldn't help thinking your time would be better spent helping out a charity or on a gashunt™ or something... Young Chicken (of the coast)

1st June 2007, 04:00	#262 (permalink)
manxmanc Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: IOM Posts: 4,207	Hectic you mean fucker! PS get over to the main forum, I've started on posting there now.

1st June 2007, 06:38	#266 (permalink)
viiinz Star of Music Request Thread & Banned from United forum Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: sure why not - i'll bring the helicopter Posts: 3,718	the pranks get better and better

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Gobo Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: home of J.O.S. Posts: 592	hes doing fucking loads of them! http://www.redcafe.net/search.php?searchid=741773