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Old 1st June 2007, 13:21   #321 (permalink)
 
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do the right thing man, don't report me for an offense i didn't commit. please i beg you. i'll say it again, do the right thing man, do the right thing. Doing the right thing isn't reporting me to the mods,
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ya bloody grass. you wank at Gabby Heinze's photos before you sleep, that explains your chosen nickname. i suggest you change your nickname to grassman, yes grassman.

or maybe grassfan,
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:22   #322 (permalink)
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:23   #323 (permalink)
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Haha fair play mate, that was a good one....

Should read kirks though, fecking priceless
Oh I've read it alright, looks like I got off easy with 20 backwards posts.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:23   #324 (permalink)
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!tnuc gnikat ssip uoy citceH sknahT

I got promoted!!!!

I beam with pride!


Welcome mate.

Did Hectic forget to say you have to write your first 20 posts here backwards too


Only joking mate, that was one of the funniest things ive seen on the caf, you will have legendary status already!
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:24   #325 (permalink)
 
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This has got to go to the classics when it's all been done and dusted!

I forget there's still about 15 pranks going on, I'm still waiting for the pm's!
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:24   #326 (permalink)
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!tnuc gnikat ssip uoy citceH sknahT

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etam emoclew
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:28   #327 (permalink)
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This has got to go to the classics when it's all been done and dusted!

I forget there's still about 15 pranks going on, I'm still waiting for the pm's!
They probably all know now..

Try some of the main posters who never come in the general.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:29   #328 (permalink)
 
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They probably all know now..

Try some of the main posters who never come in the general.
I'm hitting up loads of the newbies who have barely made any posts as it's more likely they won't know me.

I'll get some the mains as well who don't post or read the general.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:30   #329 (permalink)
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Oh yes Kirk, you took things very seriously.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:32   #330 (permalink)
 
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worth the wait, eh mate?

You did quality by the way, when you got him to lose it...that was just brilliant.

Where the hell is relx. Can't wait to see his post.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:34   #331 (permalink)
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he called you grassfan
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:34   #332 (permalink)
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yeah that was great
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:35   #333 (permalink)
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worth the wait, eh mate?

You did quality by the way, when you got him to lose it...that was just brilliant.

Where the hell is relx. Can't wait to see his post.
he's nowhere to be seen...not in the breakaway also

maybe laughing his arse off right now
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:36   #334 (permalink)
 
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you got my residence spot on too, i don't think it's a joke.

do the right thing sir, do the right thing. i swear i didn't do anything wrong so far here. i've been framed.
Didn't even read this until now.
The residence was a beauty of a touch, he believed I had traced his I.P to his house!
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:38   #335 (permalink)
 
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!tnuc gnikat ssip uoy citceH sknahT

I got promoted!!!!

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welcome mate
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:40   #336 (permalink)
 
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Oh by the way, I forgot to say, Kirk actually texted relx to ask who I was to confirm it wasn't a joke. relx texted him back saying if he recieved a pm by someone called 'Hectic' he was in deep shit.

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Old 1st June 2007, 13:41   #337 (permalink)
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I just noticed my description under my username, "reyalP maeT htuoY"

this forum is by far the most fun forum I have ever been a part of.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:42   #338 (permalink)
 
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I just noticed my description under my username, "reyalP maeT htuoY"

this forum is by far the most fun forum I have ever been a part of.


And who said pranking was a bad idea!
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:48   #339 (permalink)
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If we have any more reports of you doing this you will be banned and reported to the police.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:50   #340 (permalink)
 
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Couple new ones:

I can't believe it's you! On here of all places as well, what's the chances of that?!

It's me John mate, I haven't spoken to you in ages now, how's things going?

How's the family and that. I'll get you a quick promotion as I know a couple of the mods, this is quality!!!

How you been though? Last time I heard how you were was about one year ago at least, I think it was that long anyway?!


--------------------------------
Alright mate.

I run an operation off the coast of France that basically filters salt water and turns it into petrol.

I looked at your name and just knew you were my man.

Are you interested in helping out the company?
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:54   #341 (permalink)
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salt water to petrol
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:58   #342 (permalink)
 
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I had to do it. God help the guy who believes that I work off the coast of France converting salt water to petrol.
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Old 1st June 2007, 13:59   #343 (permalink)
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I just came back after a long day at school, this is priceless. Didn't know it would work out so well, thanks for the help heinzefan, air_mood and Hectic.

He's gonna kill me for this, who cares

I can't stop laughing FFS
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Old 1st June 2007, 14:00   #344 (permalink)
 
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I just came back after a long day at school, this is priceless. Didn't know it would work out so well, thanks for the help heinzefan, air_mood and Hectic.

He's gonna kill me for this, who cares

I can't stop laughing FFS


Fucking excellent.
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Old 1st June 2007, 14:17   #345 (permalink)
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for all your prank ideas....www.pranks.org
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Old 1st June 2007, 14:49   #346 (permalink)
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I just read my PMs. He was practically begging me not to report him. Brilliant I must say.

But I gotta say, the posting backwards one must have been the most brilliant one and he actually did it
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Old 1st June 2007, 15:12   #347 (permalink)
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I just came back after a long day at school, this is priceless. Didn't know it would work out so well, thanks for the help heinzefan, air_mood and Hectic.

He's gonna kill me for this, who cares

I can't stop laughing FFS
no problem but hectic should get all the glory
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Old 1st June 2007, 15:14   #348 (permalink)
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he called you grassfan
when he called me that i was literally in tears(not because i found it offensive but funny).
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Old 1st June 2007, 15:16   #349 (permalink)
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kirk deserves to be promoted for that
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