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10th December 2003, 10:41
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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...Gillespie, Jopub and all Gooners, would be orcs.
Sauron - one of the Liverpool contingent. I'm saying nothing......  Saruman - Softie. Bless him. Aragorn would have to be offered to Niall, him being the boss like. But othere candidates may apply. Van.Nist for one of the Hobbits. Sam Gangee - Weaste Legolas - who's the best looking bloke on here? Gandalf - has to be Plech. Oh wise one..... Eowyn - RoD. Feisty but feminine. Faramir - would have to be Nate then. |
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10th December 2003, 11:02
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Obsessed with the oral pleasuring of mods
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10th December 2003, 11:13
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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 Does someone have to get personal in every topic? |
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10th December 2003, 11:24
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Pletch would actually be Tom Bombadil...the wordy nonsense speaker You'd be Shelob, that big feck off spider... |
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10th December 2003, 11:33
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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 Now you're just assuming that I meant you for Sauron aren't you....... And yes, I am recasting Plech even as we speak. |
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10th December 2003, 11:39
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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(Cue old joke.....) |
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10th December 2003, 11:53
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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Gandalf is still up for grabs, due to some inspired recasting by my assistant.
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10th December 2003, 11:56
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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10th December 2003, 11:58
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I'd make a good Gandalf...based on the fact that I'm powerful, wise and good personified..
Failing that....someone like Marching or Ed, as they're old cnuts |
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10th December 2003, 12:01
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
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10th December 2003, 12:04
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First Team Sub
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10th December 2003, 12:43
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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kin nerds
actually i'm just bitter at losing the Gandalf role...fair enough though tbh, i wouldn't really list wisdom as one of my qualities...in fact in my quarter of a century or so on this planet, I can't really say I've learned a single useful fecking life lesson. Unless you count 'don't try to firewalk with 6 pints down you and no formal instruction'. I'd say the wisest are Bury, Wibbs and her Livness. |
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10th December 2003, 12:50
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Paz's ion
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I'm probably King Dain II Ironfoot, a character that doesn't feature in the movies... yet... As I'm a friend to all and an implacable enemy of evil (Liverpool in real life). |
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10th December 2003, 12:58
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You're Gollum....him or Julian Clary Your choice... |
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10th December 2003, 13:03
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Paz's ion
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Dain Ironfoot, as I said. |
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10th December 2003, 13:07
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Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000
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Gollum eats fish as that was his main food supply in the caves...he also ate orcs when he could catch them, and raw rabbits....as you probably would if offered. Hence you're quite clearly Gollum |
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10th December 2003, 13:58
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If I could change the book in one way it would be that cnut suffering a painful death |
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10th December 2003, 14:02
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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See what I mean - here's some cnut fantasising about what he'd do if given the power to change a fantasy novel.
Gimp. |
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10th December 2003, 14:04
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Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000
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You're that annoying cnut that everyone hates...and was left out of the films and you're a shit driver |
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10th December 2003, 14:07
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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You can moan all you 'kin like...you're not Gandalf and that's that..
In your fantasy world (about a fantasy world)  You're that annoying cnut that everyone hates Yes...  ...and was left out of the films ...no...that's a fantasy, remember? and you're a shit driver Now that is a depressing reality |
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