Important facts about NEMANJA VIDIC

phunky · 16th April 2006, 14:54

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Originally Posted by skillz

Nemanja Vidic is Jack Bauer

a born killer

Im1985 · 16th April 2006, 15:44

Nemanja Vidic is like (a) murder.
Nemanja Vidic isn't racist - he's racism

marktruman2006 · 16th April 2006, 15:51

There is no such thing as global warming. Nemanja vidic was cold, so he turned the sun up.

nemanja vidic does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

BeardedGenius · 16th April 2006, 15:59

Fergie didn't drop Darren Fletcher, Nemanja Vidic dropped Darren Fletcher.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't mark players, he permanently stamps them.

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.

Wes Brown isn't injured - Nemanja Vidic mistook him for a jaffa cake.

wancolos · 16th April 2006, 16:03

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

Ballache · 16th April 2006, 16:47

class thread

Kleberson · 16th April 2006, 18:06

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

SmashedHombre · 16th April 2006, 18:08

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

Wes Brown isn't injured - Nemanja Vidic mistook him for a jaffa cake.

quality

Kleberson · 16th April 2006, 18:40

Nemanja should start against Tottenham, im starting to like this guy

Im1985 · 16th April 2006, 18:55

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Originally Posted by Kleberson

Nemanja should start against Tottenham, im starting to like this guy

that was shit

try harder or vidic will rape your corpse

Im1985 · 16th April 2006, 18:56

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Originally Posted by marktruman2006

nemanja vidic does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

muppet

Jacqueline_S · 16th April 2006, 19:03

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Originally Posted by Ronaldo07

SHould be Jet Li and Bruce Sprinsteen

or better yet...Tony Jaa and Jet Li

Jackie Chan is overrated

Nistelrooy10 · 16th April 2006, 19:57

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Originally Posted by The Hairdryer

Don't like that one huh, what about:

Vidic once got nutmegged by an Albanian. the result was ethnic-cleansing.

You're scum.

I think I'll have enough decency not to make one about Vidic and the London bombings and 9/11.

UnitedIrishman · 16th April 2006, 20:00

A 50-50 with Nemanja Vidic is the possiblity of bones being broke.

When Nemanja Vidic looks up for a pass, he is merely looking for his next victim.

Best I could do..

rvn_10 · 16th April 2006, 20:07

Long time ago Nemanja got so hungry .. he ate the dinosaurs

Giggsy PO · 16th April 2006, 20:12

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Originally Posted by rvn_10

Long time ago Nemanja got so hungry .. he ate the dinosaurs

Nemanja is never hungry... the dinosaurs just angered him

Sarni · 16th April 2006, 20:16

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Originally Posted by Giggsy PO

Nemanja is never hungry... the dinosaurs just angered him

Nemanja didn't eat dinosaurs, they jumped into his stomach.

UnitedIrishman · 16th April 2006, 20:21

The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.

Abbsta · 16th April 2006, 20:22

Nemanja Vidic - looked up once and punctured the Ozone layer.

Blame Crouch, he ducked.

Giggsy PO · 16th April 2006, 20:46

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Originally Posted by Sarni

Nemanja didn't eat dinosaurs, they jumped into his stomach.

Nemanja didn't eat dinosaurs, he was just having a deep breath.

Im1985 · 16th April 2006, 20:46

Liverpool's home kit is actually white, Nemanja Vidic just beats the shit out them before every match.

wancolos · 16th April 2006, 20:47

You have God, Satan, and...Nemanja Vidic.

Im1985 · 16th April 2006, 22:50

"Nemanja Vidic" is an anagram of "Mad Vice-Ninja". Coincidence?

Nem 7 · 16th April 2006, 23:13

Nemanja Vidic gave birth to himself.

a_devil_inside · 16th April 2006, 23:33

a_devil_inside · 16th April 2006, 23:34

BeardedGenius · 17th April 2006, 00:54

wancolos · 17th April 2006, 00:55

@ the last one

Rehash · 17th April 2006, 01:56

Morcs · 17th April 2006, 03:39

Nemanja Vidic sleeps with a nightlight on. Not because he's scared of the dark. But because the dark is scared of Nemanja Vidic.

Nemanja Vidic once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors.

Nemanja Vidic gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Nemanja Vidic.

When Nemanja Vidic answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

bbest · 17th April 2006, 05:32

it is not unfair to have a t-shirt print of him, isnt it?

by rvn_10

A "I LOVE VIDIC" t-shirt design contest

Jacqueline_S · 17th April 2006, 06:31

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Jacqueline_S · 17th April 2006, 06:51

thunder, what thunder.... it's Vidic blowing his nose

Smash-E · 17th April 2006, 07:15

On the seventh day God created Vidic. He soon regretted it...

*shrugs*

bbest · 17th April 2006, 09:46

it's bird. no, it's a plane.

no, it's VIDICCCCCCCCCCC....

16th April 2006, 15:44	#42 (permalink)
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16th April 2006, 15:51	#43 (permalink)
marktruman2006 Youth Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 411	There is no such thing as global warming. Nemanja vidic was cold, so he turned the sun up. nemanja vidic does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

16th April 2006, 15:59	#44 (permalink)
BeardedGenius Clean Shaven and Foolish Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Manchester Posts: 525	Fergie didn't drop Darren Fletcher, Nemanja Vidic dropped Darren Fletcher. Nemanja Vidic doesn't mark players, he permanently stamps them. Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early. Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way. Wes Brown isn't injured - Nemanja Vidic mistook him for a jaffa cake.

16th April 2006, 16:47	#46 (permalink)
Ballache First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Botkyrka-Stockholms fattigaste Komun :( Posts: 6,119	class thread

16th April 2006, 18:40	#49 (permalink)
Kleberson Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Southampton Posts: 1,490	Nemanja should start against Tottenham, im starting to like this guy

16th April 2006, 20:00	#54 (permalink)
UnitedIrishman Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,180	A 50-50 with Nemanja Vidic is the possiblity of bones being broke. When Nemanja Vidic looks up for a pass, he is merely looking for his next victim. Best I could do..

16th April 2006, 20:07	#55 (permalink)
rvn_10 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... WE screwed up Posts: 746	Long time ago Nemanja got so hungry .. he ate the dinosaurs

16th April 2006, 20:21	#58 (permalink)
UnitedIrishman Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,180	The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.

16th April 2006, 20:22	#59 (permalink)
Abbsta Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: W2 Posts: 2,615	Nemanja Vidic - looked up once and punctured the Ozone layer. Blame Crouch, he ducked.

16th April 2006, 20:46	#61 (permalink)
Im1985 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: "Twice in the opening eleven minutes, Filippo Inzaghi has struck for Juventus. The first was a poacher's goal, the second needed some luck... Manchester United need a minor miracle now. They are two down in no time, here." Posts: 1,111	Liverpool's home kit is actually white, Nemanja Vidic just beats the shit out them before every match.

16th April 2006, 20:47	#62 (permalink)
wancolos Diarrhetic homosexual- likes to beat Noggies with his manbat Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 16,706	You have God, Satan, and...Nemanja Vidic.

16th April 2006, 22:50	#63 (permalink)
Im1985 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: "Twice in the opening eleven minutes, Filippo Inzaghi has struck for Juventus. The first was a poacher's goal, the second needed some luck... Manchester United need a minor miracle now. They are two down in no time, here." Posts: 1,111	"Nemanja Vidic" is an anagram of "Mad Vice-Ninja". Coincidence?

16th April 2006, 23:13	#64 (permalink)
Nem 7 Look, I'm a cunt, can type in colour so I must be important. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Outside Right Posts: 4,861	Nemanja Vidic gave birth to himself.

16th April 2006, 23:33	#65 (permalink)
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BeardedGenius Clean Shaven and Foolish Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Manchester Posts: 525

17th April 2006, 00:55	#68 (permalink)
wancolos Diarrhetic homosexual- likes to beat Noggies with his manbat Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 16,706	@ the last one

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Rehash Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,274

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Morcs Ask a stupid question, get a stupid tag-line. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: People need to set their standards a bit higher and not live in the past. Whoever said I want to be remembered? Why should I worry about what people think about me in the future? I might be dead tomorrow. - Keano Posts: 400	Nemanja Vidic sleeps with a nightlight on. Not because he's scared of the dark. But because the dark is scared of Nemanja Vidic. Nemanja Vidic once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber. Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors. Nemanja Vidic gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Nemanja Vidic. When Nemanja Vidic answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

17th April 2006, 05:32	#71 (permalink)
bbest The Caf's worst songwriter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: .................... Posts: 8,001	it is not unfair to have a t-shirt print of him, isnt it? by rvn_10 A "I LOVE VIDIC" t-shirt design contest

17th April 2006, 06:51	#73 (permalink)
Jacqueline_S Banned Jackie Chan lookalike Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Luzern Posts: 6,039	thunder, what thunder.... it's Vidic blowing his nose

17th April 2006, 07:15	#74 (permalink)
Smash-E Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Adelaide Posts: 1,952	On the seventh day God created Vidic. He soon regretted it... shrugs

17th April 2006, 09:46	#75 (permalink)
bbest The Caf's worst songwriter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: .................... Posts: 8,001	it's bird. no, it's a plane. no, it's VIDICCCCCCCCCCC....