Important facts about NEMANJA VIDIC

BeardedGenius · 21st April 2006, 19:07

Beckham007 · 22nd April 2006, 10:44

This has to be one of the best threads ever.

Im1985 · 22nd April 2006, 11:43

Nemanja Vidic finds it a bit cold in Manchester. This is why we have global warming.

Nemanja Vidic nukes gay whales in the rainforest.

Roy Smithers · 22nd April 2006, 12:08

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

absolutley brilliant

BeardedGenius · 22nd April 2006, 12:39

After going for a slash, Nemanja Vidic likes to use Sir Alex Ferguson's famous hairdryer treatment to dry his hands.

Nemanja Vidic is a big fan of zone-based marking - if you're caught in his zone, you're basically dead.

If Rio Ferdinand even dreams about covering for Nemanja Vidic in the belief that the big man may have been caught out of position, he immediately drives over to Vidic Dungeons and apologises.

'Nemanja' is Serbian for 'All depraved and unholy terror ever created or imagined moulded into the shape of a human man'. Vidic means 'to see'.

Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because he didn't feel like choosing.

After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick.

The reason why America attacked Iraq and not Manchester or North Korea is that they know Manchester and North Korea do have weapons of mass destruction.

Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback.

Nemanja Vidic is very proud of the fact that his name is an anagram of 'Devil's Nightmare' (Shhh - I know it's not, but don't p*ss the f*cker off...).

Roy Smithers · 22nd April 2006, 12:42

Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because he didn't feel like choosing.

After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick.

Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback.

reelworld · 22nd April 2006, 20:48

Anyone got that picture where Vidic injured his head and blood streaming down his face and he just smiled?

Im1985 · 22nd April 2006, 21:18

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Originally Posted by reelworld

Anyone got that picture where Vidic injured his head and blood streaming down his face and he just smiled?

No, Vidic went round and kicked the shit out of everyone who owned the photo and deleted it. Now there's no proof that Vidic bleeds his own blood.

Giggsy PO · 22nd April 2006, 23:24

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Originally Posted by reelworld

Anyone got that picture where Vidic injured his head and blood streaming down his face and he just smiled?

That´s bullshit.

Vidic doesn´t have blood. Actually he decides which liquid will be circulating in his body.

heffa · 23rd April 2006, 14:12

A man once said if it bleeds you can kill it, this has been forever true till Nemanja Vidic was born.

vanthaman · 23rd April 2006, 14:51

If you beat a team containing Nemanja Vidic in Pro Evo it will cause your PS2 to blow up.

Giggsy PO · 23rd April 2006, 20:52

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Originally Posted by heffa

A man once said if it bleeds you can kill it, this has been forever true till Nemanja Vidic was born.

Vidic was not born. He simply exists.

Sarni · 23rd April 2006, 20:54

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Originally Posted by Giggsy PO

Vidic was not born. He simply exists.

He doesn't exist. This is just a myth.

Or perhaps some tried to make me believe in this and he reached his purpose.

Giggsy PO · 23rd April 2006, 21:32

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Originally Posted by Sarni

He doesn't exist. This is just a myth.

Or perhaps some tried to make me believe in this and he reached his purpose.

Originally it was character for Vidic, but he rejected it. So they gave it to Pitt.

rvn_10 · 23rd April 2006, 23:04

No matter what shirt your wearing if he wants the ball he gets it .

GroundSide · 23rd April 2006, 23:06

Veng · 24th April 2006, 00:17

Veni, Vidi, Vidic.

I came, I saw, I kicked the shit out of it.

Stobzilla · 24th April 2006, 03:42

Why isn;t the number 1 a prime Number...because Nemanja TELLS YOU that it isnt a prime number.

Ern · 24th April 2006, 04:01

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Originally Posted by Stobzilla

Why isn;t the number 1 a prime Number...because Nemanja TELLS YOU that it isnt a prime number.

Nevermind lad...try again.

Escobar · 24th April 2006, 07:04

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Originally Posted by rvn_10

No matter what shirt your wearing if he wants the ball he gets it .

heffa · 24th April 2006, 07:23

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Originally Posted by Stobzilla

Why isn;t the number 1 a prime Number...because Nemanja TELLS YOU that it isnt a prime number.

That is the worst one on this entire thread.

Freak · 24th April 2006, 15:33

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Originally Posted by heffa

That is the worst one on this entire thread.

You don't decide if this is the worst or not - Nimanja Vidic does.

Kleberson · 24th April 2006, 16:39

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Originally Posted by rvn_10

No matter what shirt your wearing if he wants the ball he gets it .

Evra begging for his life "Please Vidic i won't flop next season"

Rona1do · 24th April 2006, 16:49

I have to say this is a Super Thread!!!

Rona1do · 24th April 2006, 16:54

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Originally Posted by redzeppelin

Rio: "Run for your life you idiot!"

Pure Class!

Reflectorboy · 24th April 2006, 16:59

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Originally Posted by Kleberson

Evra begging for his life "Please Vidic i won't flop next season"

and Vidic says, you better not

Stobzilla · 24th April 2006, 18:23

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Originally Posted by Ern

Nevermind lad...try again.

It also happens to be one from the chuck norris site that my mate entered for approval a couple days ago

the one that nearly all of this thread has copied.

Shite thread.

apart formt he rio picture and some of the original ones.

Stobzilla · 24th April 2006, 18:25

and if i did make up my own, they would be infinatly worse than that one.

my specialty is myspace and nutting gay foreign people.

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BeardedGenius Clean Shaven and Foolish Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Manchester Posts: 654	After going for a slash, Nemanja Vidic likes to use Sir Alex Ferguson's famous hairdryer treatment to dry his hands. Nemanja Vidic is a big fan of zone-based marking - if you're caught in his zone, you're basically dead. If Rio Ferdinand even dreams about covering for Nemanja Vidic in the belief that the big man may have been caught out of position, he immediately drives over to Vidic Dungeons and apologises. 'Nemanja' is Serbian for 'All depraved and unholy terror ever created or imagined moulded into the shape of a human man'. Vidic means 'to see'. Nemanja Vidic plays international football for Serbia & Montenegro because he didn't feel like choosing. After a main course of opposition centre-forward, Nemanja Vidic uses Darren Fletcher as a toothpick. The reason why America attacked Iraq and not Manchester or North Korea is that they know Manchester and North Korea do have weapons of mass destruction. Tweety tawt he saw a pussycat - he didn't - he saw 14 stone of Nemanja Vidic and moved to leftback. Nemanja Vidic is very proud of the fact that his name is an anagram of 'Devil's Nightmare' (Shhh - I know it's not, but don't pss the fcker off...).

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