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Old 18th May 2006, 11:51   #41 (permalink)
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I knew he'd manage to sneak 18-5 in there somewhere, the Liverpool supporting, but funny scouse gimp
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Old 18th May 2006, 11:53   #42 (permalink)
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Davo nominated for Red Caff Poet Laureate
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Old 18th May 2006, 11:53   #43 (permalink)
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would the real Davo please stand up?

This one was actually funny like the Davo of 5 years ago
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Old 18th May 2006, 12:00   #44 (permalink)
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then gb entered the fray
spoony, slabs fighting
plech shouting "thats gay"
gb ducked and dived
some underhand dealing
weaste jumped ship, gb was stealing
at least thats what slabbs
has in his head
but ive set chaz on him
he'll soon be dead
and then the caf war will be over
over and out
back to Jasons sexism
and Liz's pout
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Old 18th May 2006, 13:48   #45 (permalink)
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then gb entered the fray
spoony, slabs fighting
plech shouting "thats gay"
gb ducked and dived
some underhand dealing
weaste jumped ship, gb was stealing
at least thats what slabbs
has in his head
but ive set chaz on him
he'll soon be dead
and then the caf war will be over
over and out
back to Jasons sexism
and Liz's pout
I still nominate Davo for Red Cafe Poet Laureate
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Old 18th May 2006, 13:52   #46 (permalink)
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You're waiting for an ounce of wit, obviously.
Yes Dans how did you guess, you are very smart
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:01   #47 (permalink)
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my rhymes were good
wheres my credit
come on now, i know you all read it
its not easy to bust tunes whilst at work
theres wizard reading, what a berk
Davo started it, threw the gauntlet down
pick it up fools, theres room for another clown
Plech is itching to bust some words
youll all laugh, you snivelling turds
but unless you read this
and give me a shout
Richter has threatened to "get his c*ck out"
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:12   #48 (permalink)
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then gb entered the fray
spoony, slabs fighting
plech shouting "thats gay"
gb ducked and dived
some underhand dealing
weaste jumped ship, gb was stealing
at least thats what slabbs
has in his head
but ive set chaz on him
he'll soon be dead
and then the caf war will be over
over and out
back to Jasons sexism
and Liz's pout


Quality stuff Gb.........hitherto unknown talents. What's your phone number btw?

Nuff respeck to Davo, The Don.
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:20   #49 (permalink)
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A new twist in the tail,
there's more to unvail.
They've created another forum,
for Slabbs and Spoons to bum.
If you've not received an invite,
then as a poster you're shite.
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:27   #50 (permalink)
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A new twist in the tail,
there's more to unvail.
They've created another forum,
for Slabbs and Spoons to bum.
If you've not received an invite,
then as a poster you're shite.

Who would want one with them two
Slabber's a lawyer collecting the bru
Spooney's an estate agent, selling sheds
The WGC aside, who's interested ?
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:31   #51 (permalink)
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Psycho alert.
 
Old 18th May 2006, 14:34   #52 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:35   #53 (permalink)
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That don't scan.
You've read all the books, now where's the work, man.
You went to Oxford, passed all the tests.
To sit on the caf 24, without rest.
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:35   #54 (permalink)
 
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Old 18th May 2006, 14:36   #55 (permalink)
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I preferred this thread when it was only Davo.
 
Old 18th May 2006, 14:59   #56 (permalink)
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I preferred this thread when it was only Davo.
that doesnt rhyme
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Old 18th May 2006, 15:38   #57 (permalink)
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I preferred this thread when it was only Davo.

me too but let them carry on and see how they do

Davo is a hard act to follow
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Old 18th May 2006, 22:58   #58 (permalink)
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It started at the crack of dawn
Making rhymes non stop all morn
I should warn you of the curse
Of communicating just in verse
It starts off fun, the hip the hop
But then you find you just can't stop
Colleagues confused at my greeting
Rhyming phrases throughout a meeting
Ignoring numbers, dismissing plans
Whilst counting beats off on my hands
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Old 18th May 2006, 23:07   #59 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2006, 23:09   #60 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2006, 23:12   #61 (permalink)
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It started at the crack of dawn
Making rhymes non stop all morn
I should warn you of the curse
Of communicating just in verse
It starts off fun, the hip the hop
But then you find you just can't stop
Colleagues confused at my greeting
Rhyming phrases throughout a meeting
Ignoring numbers, dismissing plans
Whilst counting beats off on my hands
The Don.
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Old 18th May 2006, 23:16   #62 (permalink)
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Class Davo...
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Old 19th May 2006, 00:54   #63 (permalink)
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I reckon I've left something out
Something to do with "gash" and "clout"
Some Caf ladies were in bad moods
They like a laugh "We ain't no prudes
But enough's enough, you've gone too far
For the Caf's course, you've breached your par"
It all kicked off over on Tod
Like days of old, with Jo and Rod
Annoyed with Caf males acting randy
They burned their bras, and blamed Big Andy


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The battles raged upon my screen
Such gayness I had never seen
Posters who had once been such fun
Now girly fairies, What had been done?
Slabber, Spoony, talking shit
Noodle pleading just "leave it"
Weaste making threats, "I'll delete it all
If I can't play, I'll take my ball"
Mods getting angry, shout followed shout
and Pletch getting his knob right out


These are the best two, although they're all brilliant, IMHO.

Well done, Davo.
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Old 19th May 2006, 00:56   #64 (permalink)
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Old 19th May 2006, 02:41   #65 (permalink)
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Old 19th May 2006, 08:00   #66 (permalink)
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Come on Davo I want more verses

I want more verses ( repeat ad nauseum)
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Old 19th May 2006, 10:11   #67 (permalink)
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Trying to read Davos lines
cant see the screen, pull the blinds
the sun is shining
caftards are whining
and so starts a brand new day
here comes Richter, hes not really gay
just a little misunderstood
this is cack, start flaming me with food
what did you have for breakfast, i had tea and toast
whos that reply? oh nevermind its a ghost
Gillespie was in France, watching arse get beat
no doubt he'll claim, that the ref was a cheat
how arsenal got screwed, the same old shite
im not listening to him, ill send him to slabbers new site
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Old 19th May 2006, 10:32   #68 (permalink)
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I don't give a fuck who is made a mod,
As long as they don't believe that they're a god,
Interfering, just because they can,
For no apparent reason, threatening to ban.
If this can be done, I am sure we'll get on,
this is what kicked it all off on day one,
too many mods getting carried away,
Is a little bit sad, and definately gay.
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Old 19th May 2006, 10:46   #69 (permalink)
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haha whats up Shane
keep it chilled, dont aportion blame
theres 2 sides to every story
if we all grow up itll be hunky dory
if someone doesnt want to be here that is their right,
but dont come back here merely to windup, whine and fight
onwards and upwards the board will go on
surviving us all, as its always done
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Old 19th May 2006, 11:23   #70 (permalink)
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Best bloody thread for ages

Come on Davo lets have another lot please
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Old 19th May 2006, 13:17   #71 (permalink)
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I don't understand much
of what's happening such
but Caftards are sparring
and name calling

Things have now got so bad
that some people got mad
and exiled themselves
they left in tens and twelves

You need an invite
to progress to this site
they called it RedKafe Demokratik
and like the Mancunian Republik

To escape all the fuss
I made a choice in a rush
and decided to look up the species
called newbies

But all that is there
is just even more hot air
I'm not quite sure how
how somehow I got out

The Caf came about
for United fans to shout
about the good things and bad
about the times that we had...

-rubbish transition into last verse-

supporting Manchester United
for other teams fans short sighted
So to avoid severe concussion
I'll just stick to "Football Discussion"
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Old 19th May 2006, 18:13   #72 (permalink)
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There's new development's, as I speak
It's been a strange and spastic week
The new forum has all but gone
A new, new one soon came along
It's pretty similar to the Caf
But sexism is deemed a laff
Created by a bloke called Veng
I'm sure it'll soon kick off again
Crazy stuff, what can we do eh?
Just discuss uses for Eboue
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Davo definately could "bust the rhymes"
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