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17th May 2006, 22:55
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The recent Caf fall out....in rhyme
Oh yes....a classic in the making
Fo real nigga, I ain't fakin Gather around and hear my tale Of a spastic fallout, this just can't fail The adventures Cafside of this week Bring depth to the term "internet geek" A story to make you laugh and cry You'll shake your head and wonder why? A fall out of such huge proportion Like a murder? I'd say abortion... |
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17th May 2006, 22:57
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Sad part is, ladies and gents, he's been working on that all day.
Truly a shadow of what he once was. Pity poor Davo. |
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17th May 2006, 23:01
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It all started a week ago
Or maybe more, I just don't know I've followed vaguely from afar I'm not sure why?, it's too bizarre Some of my facts may not be true The when's are out, and who is who But bear with me whilst I regale The Caf bonanza fall out tale Some of the details may be wrong It's hard to keep up with the mongs |
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17th May 2006, 23:05
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It's true that tension had been growing
The Caf no longer true was flowing But the thing that brought things to a head And resulted in Red versus Red Stemmed from the story of a horse I'm talking about Ruud, of course Jason, a retarded Yank.. He voiced his views, and to be frank Liz cried "Who is this hairy man? The geeky twat's good for a ban!" |
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17th May 2006, 23:12
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So off he went, and was it fair?
In honesty, I didn't care But this was not the general view Caftards kicked off, well one or two They wouldn't stand for this disgrace They'd had enough, "Fuck this place! We'll start a forum of our own It'll be great, a brand new home We'll include porn, create bad taste Who'll make this thing? How about Weaste?" |
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17th May 2006, 23:18
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Come now Slabber, please be fair
There's loads of facts, I just don't care About getting every detail right I'd never sleep, be up all night Think of this as a passed down view Some stuff is wrong, but most is true As legends pass down generations Some facts get lost within translation This is the case with this vast rhyme About spastics, fighting, whilst online |
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17th May 2006, 23:25
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Right where was I? I've lost track..
That's right, Jason still wasn't back But things had now pushed on a bit I was expecting angry hissy fits Instead a invite by PM A new forum, a great, a gem Off I went to see the sight It looked dead strange, but worked alright And populated by the gang The new exclusive exile clan |
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17th May 2006, 23:34
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I think this may have happened next?
French took a call, hoping for sex Or at least a friendly circle jerk One of the net's many new perks Instead an Irish voice was heard Gruff and ropey, like Jason's beard The caller claimed that he was Chaz And started acting like a spaz The call's continued, it twas surreal Plea's and threats, talk of a meal |
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17th May 2006, 23:40
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I reckon I've left something out
Something to do with "gash" and "clout" Some Caf ladies were in bad moods They like a laugh "We ain't no prudes But enough's enough, you've gone too far For the Caf's course, you've breached your par" It all kicked off over on Tod Like days of old, with Jo and Rod Annoyed with Caf males acting randy They burned their bras, and blamed Big Andy |
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17th May 2006, 23:41
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This is getting better and better. I take back my previous comment.
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17th May 2006, 23:47
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Jason, you'd be right to do that
Don't have a go, don't act the twat Sit back, relax, enjoy the show You may know where the end will go But tales that are not told in rhyme Aren't worth their salt, they are a crime And lust for chaos is now satisfied As Weaste's Caf modship was ratified "Emergency" Spoons and Slabs did cry No turning back, not worth a try |
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17th May 2006, 23:53
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The Caf mods put their heads together
A plan was formed, now hell for leather Would be paid, on the new place "Wipe that smile from Slabber's face And Spoony to, he won't like this Such sneaky tactics take the piss" Is one version of what happened next And thus committed to this text Caf Mods say that they're innocent Slabber says Weastie is a "cunt" |
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18th May 2006, 00:00
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The battles raged upon my screen
Such gayness I had never seen Posters who had once been such fun Now girly fairies, What had been done? Slabber, Spoony, talking shit Noodle pleading just "leave it" Weaste making threats, "I'll delete it all If I can't play, I'll take my ball" Mods getting angry, shout followed shout and Pletch getting his knob right out |
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18th May 2006, 00:05
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So where are we now, I just don't know?
I haven't followed blow by blow I've watched the Arse go down 2-1 I blame their keeper, the fucking Hun Sol tried to keep their dreams alive But they're not us, no 18-5 But anyway, now I digress So what's next for this Caf feud mess? We soon shall see, and at that time I'll tell the tale, in verse, in rhyme |
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18th May 2006, 00:08
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I stand completely and utterly corrected.
A legend. |
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18th May 2006, 00:10
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A bellend. |
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