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Old 10th January 2007, 15:51   #1 (permalink)
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The Redcafe Novel

How it works is everyone adds ONE word so that hopefully we can create a bestseller by the time we're done. You can add a punctuation mark, no adding random words...

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Old 10th January 2007, 15:55   #2 (permalink)
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How it works is everyone adds ONE word so that hopefully we can create a bestseller by the time we're done. You can add a punctuation mark, no adding random words...

I'll Begin...


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Old 10th January 2007, 15:55   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 15:56   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 16:03   #8 (permalink)
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I knew this wouldn't last 5 minutes. You've got all the other threads here to say something stupid. Why can't we just try to do this one proper and see what we create?
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Old 10th January 2007, 16:06   #9 (permalink)
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I knew this wouldn't last 5 minutes. You've got all the other threads here to say something stupid. Why can't we just try to do this one proper and see what we create?
Ole, you said we could only use 1 word. I count at least 20 words there. If you can't stick to the rules don't play.
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Old 10th January 2007, 16:13   #10 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 16:18   #11 (permalink)
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Ole, you said we could only use 1 word. I count at least 20 words there. If you can't stick to the rules don't play.
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Old 10th January 2007, 16:21   #12 (permalink)
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