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Old 23rd January 2007, 22:14   #1921 (permalink)
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Old 23rd January 2007, 23:35   #1927 (permalink)
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Old 24th January 2007, 03:11   #1930 (permalink)
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Old 24th January 2007, 04:01   #1932 (permalink)
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Today's Update....
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Originally Posted by redcafe's spastic authors collective
Gussets in pubs drinking cider and piss from toilets and were patronizing archbishops. Noodle eats cum flavoured milkshake ice cream produced by Red Canadian’s mum. Spastic novels were written by Caftards and their cock-boils hurt whilst giving head appreciatively to everyone. Barbie “Big-Tits” ate blueberries, death came too quickly. Goat-Man fornicated with Barbie Dolls, unfortunately Cabbage-face’s mother never grasped titties until pornography became bestiality and consistently shocked everyone.

Shit music, crap like Britney but worse still than DJ’s who trip up during cunnilingus and midget fisting. Water Skiing became popular when Lumpard interfered with Sol Campbell’s boyfriend whilst rimming Cashley Cole. Nipples, erect, chafed, and very sore, they bled milk, chunky monkey’s nipples, and whiskey. Lumpard loved analingus and crotchless knickers, and dripped into Rod Hull and Marcos’ rectal cavities. The Wurlitzer spastic warbled into bell-bottomed trousers repeatedly wanking emu and ostrich eggs.
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