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Old 10th January 2007, 19:36   #161 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:37   #162 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:37   #163 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:37   #164 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:38   #167 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:41   #170 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:46   #174 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:46   #175 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:48   #176 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 19:53   #177 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:06   #180 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:08   #183 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:15   #184 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:16   #185 (permalink)
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do some fucking editing Dr. Dwayne! It's what you're payed for isn't it!?
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:37   #186 (permalink)
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On the whistlethorpe, a spastic caressable nipple runs around. Shit-wet fart eggs taste eggy but fartish and jam toast; however, smells divine!! When Nazi bastards wank, scousers swallow their loads and knock Namliam's dwarves into small penises. How Snoopy has dicovered many ruddy spastic artifacts (M.r.s.a ???- Editor), and the discarded pox Diarra snapped hard and died shortly threafter, only pangolin scousers know. Then, huge piles of frankly fermenting all-star orange slabs burst into flames, fermented by farting sluts squatting daintily on Noodlehair's face and dick regions. He swallowed love's tangy cock kippers, smelling horrendously of, well, kippers.
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:39   #187 (permalink)
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Fucking class mate! Nice1 Dr.Dwayne



that must've (must of) taken ages!
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:41   #188 (permalink)
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Fucking class mate! Nice1 Dr.Dwayne



that must've (must of) taken ages!

not really, I was slacking.

must've (contraction of must have)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:43   #189 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:44   #192 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:47   #193 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:48   #194 (permalink)
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Old 10th January 2007, 20:49   #195 (permalink)
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