The Redcafe Novel

Veron · 25th January 2007, 19:45

children

Jacob · 25th January 2007, 19:51

without

Veron · 25th January 2007, 20:02

shagging

Jacob · 25th January 2007, 20:03

their

Veron · 25th January 2007, 20:07

girldfriend's

Jacob · 25th January 2007, 20:10

before

Veron · 25th January 2007, 20:11

Jacob · 25th January 2007, 20:13

ejaculate

Red Rat Racer · 25th January 2007, 20:14

copiously

Veron · 25th January 2007, 20:15

Jacob · 25th January 2007, 20:16

Red Rat Racer · 25th January 2007, 20:23

Gerards'

Veron · 25th January 2007, 20:23

face.

Red Rat Racer · 25th January 2007, 20:24

haircut

Jacob · 25th January 2007, 20:51

Liverpool is a sexy bin full of bindippin' flamers who steal bins and attack crippled children without shagging their girlfriends before they ejaculate cupiously into the Gerrads' wild.

Good going

topper · 25th January 2007, 22:12

fumigated

Freak · 26th January 2007, 07:22

Red Rat Racer · 26th January 2007, 08:38

relegated

topper · 26th January 2007, 08:54

stinking

Red Rat Racer · 26th January 2007, 09:00

shithill

Veron · 26th January 2007, 12:23

Newcastle

Freak · 26th January 2007, 13:31

smelling

topper · 26th January 2007, 13:34

RedCanadian · 26th January 2007, 14:40

mikhail · 26th January 2007, 14:50

Houllier.

Jacob · 26th January 2007, 14:54

RedCanadian · 26th January 2007, 14:56

The latest update.....

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Originally Posted by redcafe's spastic authors collective

Citeh, Scousers, Renties, and Gooners sat together on a giant tree, smoking dried spinach and harassing simpletons into agreeing to circumcisions. Drigba’s dead because of Sol Campbell’s deadly beard spiders and marmosets. Cunt is good for breeding as are tits.

Jehovah said lisping feverishly, “nipples”, while toucans chopped Jose’s ass. Spoony, the murderer, mouthed “Liverpool is a sexy bin-full of bindippin’ flamers who steal bins and attack crippled children without shagging their girlfriends before they ejaculate copiously into Gerrard’s face.

Haircut’ were fumigated and relegated to the stinking shit-hill of Newcastle that smelled evil like Houllier.

Freak · 26th January 2007, 15:07

redcanadian

RedCanadian · 26th January 2007, 15:13

Freak · 26th January 2007, 15:16

masterbating

RedCanadian · 26th January 2007, 15:20

furiously

Freak · 26th January 2007, 15:25

RedCanadian · 26th January 2007, 15:26

applauded

topper · 26th January 2007, 16:25

shooting

RedCanadian · 26th January 2007, 16:28

stars

Psmith · 26th January 2007, 16:33

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