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Old 27th January 2007, 14:25   #2201 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 14:29   #2204 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 14:46   #2206 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 14:46   #2207 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 14:56   #2208 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 15:37   #2209 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 16:38   #2210 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 16:56   #2211 (permalink)
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"crowing Carpets Over Pigeons"???
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:15   #2213 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:22   #2214 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:30   #2215 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:31   #2216 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:33   #2217 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:33   #2218 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 20:35   #2219 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 21:09   #2220 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 21:14   #2221 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 21:29   #2223 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 21:42   #2224 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 21:59   #2225 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 22:02   #2226 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 22:22   #2228 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 23:46   #2229 (permalink)
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Old 27th January 2007, 23:55   #2230 (permalink)
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Old 28th January 2007, 01:19   #2231 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by redcafe's spastic authors collective
Red Canadian was masturbating furiously and applauded by shooting stars at Rooney’s girlfriend’s bum. An uproar was caused by Caftards who ran marathons in Zanzibar while erotically bonking Bahrainian camels under a full moon. Sadistic cockmunchers fandango’d brewlio while Spoony stalked midget trannies from Mongolia who threatened to copulate with gerbils while squealing like mehro.

Meanwhile, Boris Becker saw EspadaYdaga munching an elephant’s toenail. Cock a Doodle Doo, the Rooster, is crowing. Carpets are thrown over pigeons while they crap. The president fisted Denzel Washington hard and squealed “Gashout!!” then collapsed into ecstasy; however, rapturous feelings caused multiple sneezes to erupt.
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Old 28th January 2007, 04:21   #2232 (permalink)
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Old 28th January 2007, 04:30   #2233 (permalink)
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Old 28th January 2007, 04:33   #2235 (permalink)
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