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Old 29th January 2007, 04:24   #2281 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 08:42   #2282 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 13:56   #2283 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 14:32   #2284 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 14:32   #2285 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 15:38   #2286 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 16:49   #2287 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 17:08   #2288 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 17:09   #2289 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 18:45   #2290 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 18:49   #2291 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 18:51   #2292 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 18:59   #2294 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 18:59   #2295 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 19:02   #2296 (permalink)
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I reckon we're in with a chance of the Booker Prize this year with this lot - absolutely stunning descriptive tense of the changing pattern of the universe It carries a soft almost passive melodic edge to the inescapable facts of life. Its what the 21st century warrants from authors that know how reality should be tended. - A no 1 bestseller
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Old 29th January 2007, 19:08   #2297 (permalink)
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I reckon we're in with a chance of the Booker Prize this year with this lot - absolutely stunning descriptive tense of the changing pattern of the universe It carries a soft almost passive melodic edge to the inescapable facts of life. Its what the 21st century warrants from authors that know how reality should be tended. - A no 1 bestseller
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Old 29th January 2007, 19:09   #2298 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 19:10   #2299 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 19:30   #2301 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 19:32   #2302 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 20:07   #2304 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 20:10   #2305 (permalink)
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Old 30th January 2007, 00:01   #2310 (permalink)
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Old 30th January 2007, 00:12   #2312 (permalink)
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Old 30th January 2007, 02:17   #2313 (permalink)
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Old 30th January 2007, 02:31   #2314 (permalink)
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Old 30th January 2007, 03:12   #2315 (permalink)
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