Room One O Mong

Plechazunga · 12th September 2006, 22:38

Right, every day* I shall choose one of our resident spastic gimps, who will present to me 5 things that he wants me to annihilate on account of them being spastic

I shall adjudicate as to whether the things are spastic, and if they are, I shall annihilate them

Penalty for not presenting the five spastic things, when called, or for presenting them when it's not your go, is to be called a spastic

First up...Geebs

*not counting days when i forget, due to doing something more interesting, like visiting my harem, watching United, or examining a flannel

mehro · 12th September 2006, 22:40

what a great/spasticated idea!

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 22:42

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Originally Posted by mehro

what a great/spasticated idea!

Thankyou. Come on Geebs step to it. Oh and can we make this a sticky so plech doesn't forget on one of his flannel examining days.

mehro · 12th September 2006, 22:44

jason is a alanis morrisette fan.

Plechazunga · 12th September 2006, 22:45

Cheers mehro...another classic idea from me, Plechazunga

Welcome back, by the way

Geebs is skirting with being called a spastic here

mehro · 12th September 2006, 22:47

i request that i be assigned this task only on the weekend since i'm too busy making scientific discoveries in the field of nanotechnology on weekdays.

Plechazunga · 12th September 2006, 22:48

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 22:48

Where the feck is geebs?

Plech i hope you crash and burn

golden_blunder · 12th September 2006, 22:50

oh yes!

1>The transfer forum. Full of spastics playing 'transfer monopoly'. "I landed on Milan! I want to buy Pirlo". Over 1300 guests on transfer deadline day and over 800 of them viewing the transfer forum meant i couldnt get on the bloody caf. And all for what eh? FUCK ALL. The window has now been closed and will not open till JANUARY AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING BANGING ON ABOUT TORRES. I wish them all leprocy.

2>CE Forum. Everyone is fucking middle east expert. Every fucking thread. You could start a thread in there called "whats the price of bread" and theyd somehow turn it around within 5 posts to Isreal. I say we send Noodle in there with a bomb strapped to Dr Do/Dont's dick and suicide blow the forum up.

3>Keyboard warriors. Its funny to be racist,biggoted, etc when youre hiding behind a monitor screen typing with 1 hand, jizzing in your ma's face with the other. Retards.

4>Belgium. I was there recently. Full of posers. Also none of the bus drivers knew the return time for the bus. Neither was it up on the bus shelter. Nor did the woman in the bus depot. We got the return bus courtesy of some old woman who happened to know the times. Hurrah for the old woman. Still, burn Belgium for being spastic and not as good as Holland.

5>Peter Crouch. Come on, hes a 6ft 5 mong. It beggars belief how he keeps doing it. Why cant anyone else see that hes a retarded giraffe? And his girlfriend takes coke and sucks other mens cocks behind his back, yet the soft cunt takes her back again. Burnings too good for him. We'd probably have to chop his legs off to fit him in. But lets try anyway.

mehro · 12th September 2006, 22:53

that's it? we're done for the day? and all we learn is that gb can't spell leprosy.

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 22:54

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Originally Posted by mehro

that's it? we're done for the day? and all we learn is that gb can't spell leprosy.

No, plech has to choose which spastic things to get rid of now.

golden_blunder · 12th September 2006, 22:55

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Originally Posted by mehro

that's it? we're done for the day? and all we learn is that gb can't spell leprosy.

yes, i wish it on mehro too. i hope his cock flakes off mid-wank

mehro · 12th September 2006, 22:56

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Originally Posted by golden_blunder

yes, i wish it on mehro too. i hope his cock flakes off mid-wank

so if plech agrees on the transfer forum being spastic, then we get rid of it? excellent.

Only1Keano · 12th September 2006, 23:00

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Originally Posted by golden_blunder

. burn Belgium for being spastic and not as good as Holland.

If you burn my city city sir nothing will save you from a good Poirot ass kicking

golden_blunder · 12th September 2006, 23:01

where you from keano? Antwerp?

mehro · 12th September 2006, 23:01

use commas, for a second i was wondering who sir nothing was.

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 23:03

FFS has plech recently purchased a new flannel...?

mehro · 12th September 2006, 23:05

i'll vote for pigeons when it's my turn.

golden_blunder · 12th September 2006, 23:05

hes deliberating

skillz · 12th September 2006, 23:11

How about suggesting this thread

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 23:12

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Originally Posted by skillz

How about suggesting this thread

Whoever suggested this thread is a legend and deserves legend status.

Plechazunga · 12th September 2006, 23:13

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Originally Posted by golden_blunder

1>The transfer forum. Full of spastics playing 'transfer monopoly'. "I landed on Milan! I want to buy Pirlo". Over 1300 guests on transfer deadline day and over 800 of them viewing the transfer forum meant i couldnt get on the bloody caf. And all for what eh? FUCK ALL. The window has now been closed and will not open till JANUARY AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING BANGING ON ABOUT TORRES. I wish them all leprocy.

Yes

Decision: Spastic

Goodbye Transfer

doom

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2>CE Forum. Everyone is fucking middle east expert. Every fucking thread. You could start a thread in there called "whats the price of bread" and theyd somehow turn it around within 5 posts to Isreal. I say we send Noodle in there with a bomb strapped to Dr Do/Dont's dick and suicide blow the forum up.

true, but seeing as I'm one of the self-appointed ME experts, it would be spastic to annihilate it, as I'd die

Decision: Not Spastic

A let off there for the CE

relief all round

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3>Keyboard warriors. Its funny to be racist,biggoted, etc when youre hiding behind a monitor screen typing with 1 hand, jizzing in your ma's face with the other. Retards.

Yeah but they're funny. How empty would life have been without the likes of Jopub, DaPleasureNdaPain, Redeus etc?

Decision: Not Spastic. Well, Spastic, but not annihilated.

spastic but spared

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4>Belgium. I was there recently. Full of posers. Also none of the bus drivers knew the return time for the bus. Neither was it up on the bus shelter. Nor did the woman in the bus depot. We got the return bus courtesy of some old woman who happened to know the times. Hurrah for the old woman. Still, burn Belgium for being spastic and not as good as Holland.

Agreed, except that Antwerp is class. I therefore declare Antwerp an independent state, and spare it.

Decision: Spastic, except Antwerp

Republic of Antwerp

Belgium

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5>Peter Crouch. Come on, hes a 6ft 5 mong. It beggars belief how he keeps doing it. Why cant anyone else see that hes a retarded giraffe? And his girlfriend takes coke and sucks other mens cocks behind his back, yet the soft cunt takes her back again. Burnings too good for him. We'd probably have to chop his legs off to fit him in. But lets try anyway.

No, I've nailed my colours to the mast on Crouch not being a spastic...I don't want another Miller situation here

Decision: Not Spastic

Run free, Peter!

Crouchy celebrates in style

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 23:16

'Republic of Antwerp'

'kin brilliant. Good job, plech, geebs. Funniest thread I've read in a long time

golden_blunder · 12th September 2006, 23:16

can i appeal to the higher court or something?

Retirantmobs · 12th September 2006, 23:19

A shocking decision on the crouch one.

mehro · 12th September 2006, 23:22

transfer forum, goodbye.

mehro · 12th September 2006, 23:23

it's really gone. good one geebs.

skillz · 12th September 2006, 23:23

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Quote:

5>Peter Crouch. Come on, hes a 6ft 5 mong. It beggars belief how he keeps doing it. Why cant anyone else see that hes a retarded giraffe? And his girlfriend takes coke and sucks other mens cocks behind his back, yet the soft cunt takes her back again. Burnings too good for him. We'd probably have to chop his legs off to fit him in. But lets try anyway.

No, I've nailed my colours to the mast on Crouch not being a spastic...I don't want another Miller situation here

Decision: not spastic

Run free, Peter!

Crouchy celebrates in style

That bit deffo has to be suggested as the most spasticated reply on th "Crouchinho" issue

golden_blunder · 12th September 2006, 23:23

The transfer forum has gone.

RIP the forum.

the opposite of RIP for the muppets

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 23:24

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Originally Posted by golden_blunder

The transfer forum has gone.

RIP the forum.

the opposite of RIP for the muppets

Spooky...

Plechazunga · 12th September 2006, 23:24

Behold, the Transfer Forum and Belgium (excluding Antwerp) have been destroyed!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

skillz · 12th September 2006, 23:25

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Originally Posted by mehro

it's really gone. good one geebs.

Does that mean I will loose all 1044 posts I made in there.....

SmashedHombre · 12th September 2006, 23:26

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Behold, the Transfer Forum and Belgium (excluding Antwerp) have been destroyed!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

christ. Oh how I really wish he was joking

12th September 2006, 22:38	#1 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,344	Room One O Mong Right, every day* I shall choose one of our resident spastic gimps, who will present to me 5 things that he wants me to annihilate on account of them being spastic I shall adjudicate as to whether the things are spastic, and if they are, I shall annihilate them Penalty for not presenting the five spastic things, when called, or for presenting them when it's not your go, is to be called a spastic First up...Geebs *not counting days when i forget, due to doing something more interesting, like visiting my harem, watching United, or examining a flannel

12th September 2006, 22:48	#7 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,344	okay

12th September 2006, 22:40	#2 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	what a great/spasticated idea!

12th September 2006, 22:44	#4 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	jason is a alanis morrisette fan.

12th September 2006, 22:45	#5 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,344	Cheers mehro...another classic idea from me, Plechazunga Welcome back, by the way Geebs is skirting with being called a spastic here

12th September 2006, 22:47	#6 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	i request that i be assigned this task only on the weekend since i'm too busy making scientific discoveries in the field of nanotechnology on weekdays.

12th September 2006, 22:48	#8 (permalink)
SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Posts: 16,753	Where the feck is geebs? Plech i hope you crash and burn

12th September 2006, 22:50	#9 (permalink)
golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,703	oh yes! 1>The transfer forum. Full of spastics playing 'transfer monopoly'. "I landed on Milan! I want to buy Pirlo". Over 1300 guests on transfer deadline day and over 800 of them viewing the transfer forum meant i couldnt get on the bloody caf. And all for what eh? FUCK ALL. The window has now been closed and will not open till JANUARY AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING BANGING ON ABOUT TORRES. I wish them all leprocy. 2>CE Forum. Everyone is fucking middle east expert. Every fucking thread. You could start a thread in there called "whats the price of bread" and theyd somehow turn it around within 5 posts to Isreal. I say we send Noodle in there with a bomb strapped to Dr Do/Dont's dick and suicide blow the forum up. 3>Keyboard warriors. Its funny to be racist,biggoted, etc when youre hiding behind a monitor screen typing with 1 hand, jizzing in your ma's face with the other. Retards. 4>Belgium. I was there recently. Full of posers. Also none of the bus drivers knew the return time for the bus. Neither was it up on the bus shelter. Nor did the woman in the bus depot. We got the return bus courtesy of some old woman who happened to know the times. Hurrah for the old woman. Still, burn Belgium for being spastic and not as good as Holland. 5>Peter Crouch. Come on, hes a 6ft 5 mong. It beggars belief how he keeps doing it. Why cant anyone else see that hes a retarded giraffe? And his girlfriend takes coke and sucks other mens cocks behind his back, yet the soft cunt takes her back again. Burnings too good for him. We'd probably have to chop his legs off to fit him in. But lets try anyway.

12th September 2006, 22:53	#10 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	that's it? we're done for the day? and all we learn is that gb can't spell leprosy.

12th September 2006, 23:01	#15 (permalink)
golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,703	where you from keano? Antwerp?

12th September 2006, 23:01	#16 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	use commas, for a second i was wondering who sir nothing was.

12th September 2006, 23:03	#17 (permalink)
SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Posts: 16,753	FFS has plech recently purchased a new flannel...?

12th September 2006, 23:05	#18 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	i'll vote for pigeons when it's my turn.

12th September 2006, 23:05	#19 (permalink)
golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,703	hes deliberating

12th September 2006, 23:11	#20 (permalink)
skillz Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,456	How about suggesting this thread

12th September 2006, 23:16	#23 (permalink)
SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Posts: 16,753	'Republic of Antwerp' 'kin brilliant. Good job, plech, geebs. Funniest thread I've read in a long time

12th September 2006, 23:16	#24 (permalink)
golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,703	can i appeal to the higher court or something?

12th September 2006, 23:19	#25 (permalink)
Retirantmobs Stokke Stalker - smells of fish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 16,572	A shocking decision on the crouch one.

12th September 2006, 23:22	#26 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	transfer forum, goodbye.

12th September 2006, 23:23	#27 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,187	it's really gone. good one geebs.

12th September 2006, 23:23	#29 (permalink)
golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,703	The transfer forum has gone. RIP the forum. the opposite of RIP for the muppets

12th September 2006, 23:24	#31 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,344	Behold, the Transfer Forum and Belgium (excluding Antwerp) have been destroyed! Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!