Room One O Mong

Orton · 15th September 2006, 01:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Hmm...yeah OK

Pros: good at singing, good at fighting, good at leeks, birds are absolute slags, love football and rugby but always get hammered at them by us, well nice countryside, Zeta Jones' face, Church's tits, Giggsy, amusing language, unusual frogs.

Cons: Spastic

Vedict: Spastic

Wales

marcosdeto · 15th September 2006, 01:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

nnnnnngggggggggggg

aaaah aaaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah yessss ooooh yesss aaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaah aaaaah shake it aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaah whos your daddy? aaaaah aaaaaargggggnnnnnnnnnnnnwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Psmith · 15th September 2006, 03:04

Great thread

RedCanadian · 15th September 2006, 03:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcosdeto

aaaah aaaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah yessss ooooh yesss aaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaah aaaaah shake it aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaah whos your daddy? aaaaah aaaaaargggggnnnnnnnnnnnnwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Is that a quote from the Fruit Stand Owner!!

marcosdeto · 15th September 2006, 10:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedCanadian

Is that a quote from the Fruit Stand Owner!!

no comments

zing · 15th September 2006, 10:46

someone please nominate Darren Fletcher

Plechazunga · 17th September 2006, 02:03

Right, as for the rest of Smashed's offerings...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

2. Ignorant people who don't know how to walk properly. I was walking to work today and there we're 3 old women walking towards me. Beside me was a main road and yet these old women insisted they walk side by side, thus taking up the whole pavement. There followed a 5 minute, toe to toe stand off before i eventually gave up and pushed the women over. People like this don't deserve to be either. Its always the ones that walk at the pace of a snail who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement.

I don't really know what you're on about here Smashed - you fucking spastic. People who don't know how to walk properly? Can't say I've ever really encountered this problem.

Verdict: Not Spastic

this guy can't walk, but is very intelligent, though in fairness to Smashed, he clearly has to count as a spastic
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Quote:

3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy.

I already eliminated Chelsea, which takes care of this

Verdict: Not Spastic, due to having already been annihilated

Didier Drogba, of Chelsea and The Ivory Coast
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Quote:

4. Reality tv shows. I made a brilliant comic strip today set 2 years in the future. Basically a world where everyone greets each other 'hi I'm Plech, I've been on pigen rape academy, 3 men, 1 room, a bottle of viagra and a lonely swede and am currently in the line up for towel fights 4. what about you...?' They're everywhere, they're gay and they're destroying the level of conversation at my work place.

Pros: Provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Cons: Utter shite, impoverish our culture, provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men

Verdict: Spastic

A spastic, who resembles David Gill, coincidentally also a spastic
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Quote:

5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'

That one looked a bit boring so I didn't bother read it.

Verdict: Not Spastic

thing

Quote:

Well that was surprisingly easy. I feel I've purified myself in some way.

Spastic

Psmith · 17th September 2006, 02:05

marcosdeto · 17th September 2006, 02:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Right, as for the rest of Smashed's offerings...

I don't really know what you're on about here Smashed - you fucking spastic. People who don't know how to walk properly? Can't say I've ever really encountered this problem.

Verdict: Not Spastic

this guy can't walk, but is very intelligent, though in fairness to Smashed, he clearly has to count as a spastic
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I already eliminated Chelsea, which takes care of this

Verdict: Not Spastic, due to having already been annihilated

Didier Drogba, of Chelsea and The Ivory Coast
__________________________________________________ ______________

Pros: Provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Cons: Utter shite, impoverish our culture, provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men

Verdict: Spastic

A spastic, who resembles David Gill, coincidentally also a spastic
__________________________________________________ ______________

That one looked a bit boring so I didn't bother read it.

Verdict: Not Spastic

thing

Spastic

it took you some time you lazy cnut!!

RedCanadian · 17th September 2006, 04:07

Davo · 17th September 2006, 22:18

Promising thread ruined by an unrealistic and uncalled for attack on Wales....

No one would dare try and destroy Wales...the repercussions would be unimaginable

snootyjim · 17th September 2006, 22:25

Unimaginably despasticated

noodlehair · 17th September 2006, 22:30

My continued existence is proof that Wales is in fact indestructable.

snootyjim · 17th September 2006, 22:34

Or you abandoned it.

noodlehair · 17th September 2006, 23:03

Or more likely, that Wales is indestructable

Plechazunga · 17th September 2006, 23:45

You're still around becasue you're Welsh. Davo, because he's an honorary Brummie.

Speaking of whom, your go spasmo

snootyjim · 17th September 2006, 23:56

The highlight of Wales is the Ali G sketch.

noodlehair · 17th September 2006, 23:57

Indestructable

snootyjim · 17th September 2006, 23:59

Spastic

Davo · 19th September 2006, 22:20

Right then

1) The Daily Mail. By rights, I should really round on The S*n....but every cnut knows that's a rag, and even the spazzers who read it don't take it too seriously. Whereas the Mail has managed to maintain some form of weird credability, whilst being the most loathsome right wing shitbag of a paper around. It gives opinions to the masses, shit opinions, which they repeat as fact to anyone who listens.......unless you ask them to qualify this opinion, when they get a bit defensive, and just repeat themselves. Cnuts

2) Lorry Drivers. They overtake each other on 2 laned roads, and take on average 30 minutes to do so, and they murder women and wrap them in carpet.

3) Mushrooms. Slugs in fungi form, smell revolting, taste like gone off slime. Anyone who claims otherwise is a bender

4) Football gimps on forums. If you're interested enough in the game to seek out, register and post on a forum, then surely you should have some basic grasp of the game? Nahhh feck it, just post that all rival teams are crap...that seems worthwhile

5) Ross Noble. Repetitive, tedious, Geordie cnut.

golden_blunder · 19th September 2006, 22:37

fucks sake Davo thats lazy from you, do it in rhyme

Davo · 19th September 2006, 22:51

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Mong
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Mong
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

marcosdeto · 19th September 2006, 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davo

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Mong
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Mong
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

golden_blunder · 19th September 2006, 23:06

excellent

Now, Plech rhyme your replies

noodlehair · 19th September 2006, 23:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davo

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Mong
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Mong
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

Good call on the Daily Mail. If Plech doesn't do away with it, he should be shot in the face with an elephant gun

Wibble · 20th September 2006, 00:15

Or a hedge trimmer

golden_blunder · 20th September 2006, 00:17

Hedge trimmers are all the rage now, im gonna change it to a concrete excavator

Orton · 20th September 2006, 01:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davo

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Mong
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Mong
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

brilliant Davo

RedCanadian · 20th September 2006, 02:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davo

What a start, you cannot fail
When slagging off the Daily Mail
A sure fire choice that can't go wrong
A future date with Room One O Mong
Lorry drivers, you murdering scum
To the Caf's version of room 101
No more sleeping by the road at night
Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights
Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that
They feckin stink, just like you twats
Speaking of twats, your forum spaz
Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz
Enjoy the game, but know feck all
Send the shopping down the maul
It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Mong
And finally Noble, Geordie dick
Comedian? A feckin prick
Goes on and on, he talks no sense
I hope he falls on a spiked fence

Suresh · 20th September 2006, 06:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davo

It'd serve them right, be a right killer
They probably rated Liam Miller
Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong
They'd have to live in Room O Mong

Plech's response to this should be interesting.

Plechazunga · 20th September 2006, 15:45

that's class

1. The Daily Mail

The Daily Mail, what a no-brainer
A total spaz, like Jose Reina
Not only is it full of rubbish
Clueless tripe they shouldn't publish
But as you say, it sees itself
A cut above the tabloid shelf
Xenophobic, smug, bombastic
Vile drivel. Verdict: Spastic.

Give it a fecking rest you cunts

2. Lorry-drivers

It's true the roads would be much nicer
Without a single lorry-driver
When I broke down, and had to crawl
The flashed their lights, and honked, and bawled
Murderers belong in jail
Not driving, while they read the Mail
Annihilation may sound drastic
But they deserve it. Verdict: Spastic.

These birds had the right idea about how to deal with lorry-drivers. Plus, I’d love
to bone them. Thelma and Louise that is, not truckers. That's revolting... how
could you even think such a thing...you gay

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Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,802	Promising thread ruined by an unrealistic and uncalled for attack on Wales.... No one would dare try and destroy Wales...the repercussions would be unimaginable

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snootyjim In most joy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The land of the Chelski 'I'm supporting my local team' bunch Posts: 2,720	Unimaginably despasticated

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noodlehair Can't drive! Can't text! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 29,202	My continued existence is proof that Wales is in fact indestructable.

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snootyjim In most joy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The land of the Chelski 'I'm supporting my local team' bunch Posts: 2,720	Or you abandoned it.

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noodlehair Can't drive! Can't text! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 29,202	Or more likely, that Wales is indestructable

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334	You're still around becasue you're Welsh. Davo, because he's an honorary Brummie. Speaking of whom, your go spasmo

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snootyjim In most joy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The land of the Chelski 'I'm supporting my local team' bunch Posts: 2,720	The highlight of Wales is the Ali G sketch.

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noodlehair Can't drive! Can't text! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 29,202	Indestructable

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snootyjim In most joy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The land of the Chelski 'I'm supporting my local team' bunch Posts: 2,720	Spastic

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Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,802	Right then 1) The Daily Mail. By rights, I should really round on The S*n....but every cnut knows that's a rag, and even the spazzers who read it don't take it too seriously. Whereas the Mail has managed to maintain some form of weird credability, whilst being the most loathsome right wing shitbag of a paper around. It gives opinions to the masses, shit opinions, which they repeat as fact to anyone who listens.......unless you ask them to qualify this opinion, when they get a bit defensive, and just repeat themselves. Cnuts 2) Lorry Drivers. They overtake each other on 2 laned roads, and take on average 30 minutes to do so, and they murder women and wrap them in carpet. 3) Mushrooms. Slugs in fungi form, smell revolting, taste like gone off slime. Anyone who claims otherwise is a bender 4) Football gimps on forums. If you're interested enough in the game to seek out, register and post on a forum, then surely you should have some basic grasp of the game? Nahhh feck it, just post that all rival teams are crap...that seems worthwhile 5) Ross Noble. Repetitive, tedious, Geordie cnut.

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golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,702	fucks sake Davo thats lazy from you, do it in rhyme

19th September 2006, 22:51	#142 (permalink)
Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,802	What a start, you cannot fail When slagging off the Daily Mail A sure fire choice that can't go wrong A future date with Room One O Mong Lorry drivers, you murdering scum To the Caf's version of room 101 No more sleeping by the road at night Or dodgy codes, with flashed headlights Go eat some mushrooms, you'll enjoy that They feckin stink, just like you twats Speaking of twats, your forum spaz Like Murt, like Amol, like Guvnorgaz Enjoy the game, but know feck all Send the shopping down the maul It'd serve them right, be a right killer They probably rated Liam Miller Nahh that's too far, no one's that wrong They'd have to live in Room O Mong And finally Noble, Geordie dick Comedian? A feckin prick Goes on and on, he talks no sense I hope he falls on a spiked fence

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golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,702	excellent Now, Plech rhyme your replies

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Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,162	Or a hedge trimmer

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golden_blunder Grumpy Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 41,702	Hedge trimmers are all the rage now, im gonna change it to a concrete excavator