A SAF’s hairdryer witnessed and commented by Devilish

oscar74 · 20th February 2004, 13:40

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

So basically, SAF snatched your phone, angrily dialled Yorkie's mobile number which he knows off by heart (no, sorry, it's on your personal list), says "Eh Yorkie ya radge where the fuck are yae?" Yorkie goes "Oh sorry boss, I'll be along in a minute I'm just being taught a bit of Russian by this whore", and SAF repeats "A what? Yer fucking a fucking Russian fucking whore?..." etc. for the benifit of everyone present. Very plausible actually that.

I can imagine Yorkie's reply - "I'm with a Russian cunt, you're with a maltese cunt - what's all the fuss about boss?"

Plechazunga · 20th February 2004, 13:40

An Extremely Boring Man · 20th February 2004, 13:41

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

So basically, SAF snatched your phone, angrily dialled Yorkie's mobile number which he knows off by heart (no, sorry, it's on your personal list), says "Eh Yorkie ya radge where the fuck are yae?" Yorkie goes "Oh sorry boss, I'll be along in a minute I'm just being taught a bit of Russian by this whore", and SAF repeats "A what? Yer fucking a fucking Russian fucking whore?..." etc. for the benifit of everyone present. Very plausible actually that.

It all make sense to me now

vijay · 20th February 2004, 13:41

Floyd · 20th February 2004, 14:05

This thread is priceless.

kf · 20th February 2004, 14:06

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Originally Posted by blythy

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Yes, he is isn't he?

kf · 20th February 2004, 14:18

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

So basically, SAF snatched your phone, angrily dialled Yorkie's mobile number which he knows off by heart (no, sorry, it's on your personal list), says "Eh Yorkie ya radge where the fuck are yae?" Yorkie goes "Oh sorry boss, I'll be along in a minute I'm just being taught a bit of Russian by this whore", and SAF repeats "A what? Yer fucking a fucking Russian fucking whore?..." etc. for the benifit of everyone present. Very plausible actually that.

Christ Plech, don't be stupid. There are a couple of perfectly reasonable explanations:

i) SAF could've guessed it was a Russian whore from the sound of military music, cossack dancing and folk shouting "Eh, more beetroot soup over here and make it sharpish" in the background.

ii) Devilish misheard. She was really from Rusholme.

Wolfboy · 20th February 2004, 14:20

so did you and yorke become firm friends after this? I guess you didn't delete the number that your pal fergie dialled.

Or maybe you were already mates with Dwighty (as i'm sure you call him)

LenSharkey · 20th February 2004, 14:28

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Plechazunga · 20th February 2004, 14:35

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Originally Posted by kf

Christ Plech, don't be stupid. There are a couple of perfectly reasonable explanations:

i) SAF could've guessed it was a Russian whore from the sound of military music, cossack dancing and folk shouting "Eh, more beetroot soup over here and make it sharpish" in the background.

ii) Devilish misheard. She was really from Rusholme.

devilish · 20th February 2004, 14:52

http://www.red11.org/mufc/news/98/111098.htm

a) First of all he dialled Yorke’s number. Don’t tell me how he knew it by heart but he knew it.

b) Secondly Yorke haven’t said were he was until SAF putted him at the ropes. The boss kept on saying to him not to lie anymore, and that if he didn’t said were he really
Was he would have transfer listed him immediately after they return to England. Personally I think that he meant what he said.

c) Yes he said it in front of all of us, and the reasons could have been many. The most plausible one was that he was furious with Yorke that didn’t minded at that moment that he was in front of us. Another reason could have been that he was just in front of the players and supporters club committee whom many of them had known SAF for more a decade and whom he consider them now as trusted friends.

Nate · 20th February 2004, 15:01

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Originally Posted by devilish

Personally I think that he meant what he said.

I'm glad, cos nobody has a clue what you're saying.

Ever.

Donado · 20th February 2004, 15:01

“I will not let Yorke making me look as an idiot that was sure” he roared as he took my mobile (without my permission) and called Yorke on the mobile.

seriously dev you should write a book "My wild experiences with SAF on his occasional visits to Malta".

when do we get the full story?

Nialler · 20th February 2004, 15:03

are you an imposter ?

is the real Dev locked up in your gimp room ?

not even Dev is madder than the brush you are madder than

c'mon release the real Dev that we all know and AEBM loves

weRutd&werule · 20th February 2004, 15:11

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Originally Posted by devilish

I had witnessed SAF grow mad only in three occasions.

What were the other two?

An Extremely Boring Man · 20th February 2004, 15:13

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Originally Posted by devilish

Secondly Yorke haven’t said were he was until SAF putted him at the ropes.

Alright, I see what you mean....

Not!

Nialler · 20th February 2004, 15:24

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Originally Posted by devilish

Secondly Yorke haven’t said were he was until SAF putted him at the ropes

ah that explains it, when you say Yorke you are of course referring to a giant black limpless golf ball that SAF holed with his rope

EZee · 20th February 2004, 15:28

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Originally Posted by devilish

then it must have been the summer afterwards

or you could be talking bollocks

quick poll anybody?...

bollocks or truth

I vote... Bollocks (big fat hairy ones to be precise)

Davo · 20th February 2004, 15:42

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Originally Posted by devilish

Another reason could have been that he was just in front of the players and supporters club committee whom many of them had known SAF for more a decade and whom he consider them now as trusted friends.

Yes thats it....you're his trusted friend and he didn't mind you knowing personal business because he holds you in such high regard...

When he's not nicking your phone

Obviously

Alek M · 20th February 2004, 15:50

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Originally Posted by devilish

http://www.red11.org/mufc/news/98/111098.htm

a) First of all he dialled Yorke’s number. Don’t tell me how he knew it by heart but he knew it.

Did he erase the number from your outgoing calls? Do you still have the number? Post the number, AEBM will verify it and if it is the correct one I reckon we should give you mod status for having such a close ties to United's management. But you must streighten out the issues you have with your fan club and disliking that fella.

EZee · 20th February 2004, 15:50

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Originally Posted by devilish

http://www.red11.org/mufc/news/98/111098.htm

why would SAF have been in malta while Yorke was on Holiday???

surley he would have stayed at OT to coach or gone to scout players... or taken a short break (Id imagine with his familr rather than yorke...

also didnt you say that this happened in the summer... the article dates to October ie 3 months into the season...

you are full of shit...

(however to rectify this problem I hear a good cure is to stick your head on a train track whilst a heavy goods train goes quite literaly overhead (it is likley the last thing you will hear is a cheer eminating from those around you)
... well its preferable to you spreading your shit all over here every time you touch a keyboard

holyland red · 20th February 2004, 15:58

I just wanted to tell you all that this thread has been a great read during a coffee break at work, filling me with energy to go on for two more hours.
Just felt that each one of you deserved some credit...
THANKS

BTW Dev, did anyone from the Maltese branch send some flowers to the family of the poor lady Disco had shagged the whole day?

Suedesi · 20th February 2004, 16:06

This thread is fecking hillarious

SAF didn't have a mobile, he grabbed one off a random stranger, he dialled Yorke's number (who happenned to have had a mobile... or did SAF dial the Russian whorehouse

) and you inferred from the conversation that Yorke was banging a Russian (sure she wasn't Ukrainian?) ho.

Fascinating stuff.

Alek M · 20th February 2004, 16:07

***The devlish memoirs in stores next week***

Reserve your copy today.

The critically acclaimed book, "How I get to know every United player on a personal basis" Reveals personal secrets that have never been heard before!!! Even the English tabloids envy the insightful experience Mr Devilish has presented in his book.

-"I just want the truth to be known" stated Mr Devilish before getting in his Volkswagen beetle (circa 1983).

"This car was originally manufactured in the Hitler era, and was given as a gift to the maltese people when the Maltese government decided not to bomb Germany" - Explained devilish while his eyes were shining like a maltese moon over the maltese sea on a hot maltese summer night.

"My grandpa who was an avid Manchester United fan and knew Sir Bobby Charlton personally (they drank tea together) received the car on behalf of the maltese nation and gave it to me as a gift when I turned 15. I dedicate this book to my grandpa who thought me everything that there is to know about football".

"Nowadays people go and study to obtain coaching licenses, but not me, my grandpa was a self thought football genius, and I intent to become one as well. I shouldn't be saying this, but I've had talks with the United management on future coaching prospects, but I must not reveal anything more at this moment". Finished up devilish and than took off in his beetle that requires a bit of a push to start. Luckily, there were several reporters at this historic site to help out with the push.

VanNistelrater · 20th February 2004, 16:11

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Originally Posted by oscar74

I can imagine Yorkie's reply - "I'm with a Russian cunt, you're with a maltese cunt - what's all the fuss about boss?"

I wish id said that.

GaryLifo · 20th February 2004, 16:20

make it stop, I can't breathe properly and my colleagues are wondering what the hell I've been reading.

Mozza · 20th February 2004, 16:46

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Originally Posted by GaryLifo

make it stop, I can't breathe properly and my colleagues are wondering what the hell I've been reading.

To make it stop all you need do is pray

Honest John · 20th February 2004, 16:53

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Originally Posted by Alek M

Finished up devilish and than took off in his beetle that requires a bit of a push to start. Luckily, there were several reporters at this historic site to help out with the push.

.......none of whom wanted to borrow Devs mobile phone

holyland red · 20th February 2004, 16:58

A Trinidad playboy infuriating his British bosses as he escapes with a Russian mystery woman on the exotic island of Malta.

All Dev le Carre needs is a fitting title

Honest John · 20th February 2004, 17:01

Dev. So have you got Yorkies mobile number now? It must have appeared in your redial list or on your bill.

If so post it here and we'll give him a call and see if he remembers getting the hairdryer whilst playing hide the salami with vulgar olga.

Mr. Wood · 20th February 2004, 17:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alek M

***The devlish memoirs in stores next week***

Reserve your copy today.

The critically acclaimed book, "How I get to know every United player on a personal basis" Reveals personal secrets that have never been heard before!!! Even the English tabloids envy the insightful experience Mr Devilish has presented in his book.

-"I just want the truth to be known" stated Mr Devilish before getting in his Volkswagen beetle (circa 1983).

"This car was originally manufactured in the Hitler era, and was given as a gift to the maltese people when the Maltese government decided not to bomb Germany" - Explained devilish while his eyes were shining like a maltese moon over the maltese sea on a hot maltese summer night.

"My grandpa who was an avid Manchester United fan and knew Sir Bobby Charlton personally (they drank tea together) received the car on behalf of the maltese nation and gave it to me as a gift when I turned 15. I dedicate this book to my grandpa who thought me everything that there is to know about football".

"Nowadays people go and study to obtain coaching licenses, but not me, my grandpa was a self thought football genius, and I intent to become one as well. I shouldn't be saying this, but I've had talks with the United management on future coaching prospects, but I must not reveal anything more at this moment". Finished up devilish and than took off in his beetle that requires a bit of a push to start. Luckily, there were several reporters at this historic site to help out with the push.

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devilish Nationality: Italian-English, Maltese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Cnut's home Posts: 18,170	http://www.red11.org/mufc/news/98/111098.htm a) First of all he dialled Yorke’s number. Don’t tell me how he knew it by heart but he knew it. b) Secondly Yorke haven’t said were he was until SAF putted him at the ropes. The boss kept on saying to him not to lie anymore, and that if he didn’t said were he really Was he would have transfer listed him immediately after they return to England. Personally I think that he meant what he said. c) Yes he said it in front of all of us, and the reasons could have been many. The most plausible one was that he was furious with Yorke that didn’t minded at that moment that he was in front of us. Another reason could have been that he was just in front of the players and supporters club committee whom many of them had known SAF for more a decade and whom he consider them now as trusted friends.

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Donado Caf Vigilante Join Date: May 2003 Location: Goes it so. Posts: 11,219	“I will not let Yorke making me look as an idiot that was sure” he roared as he took my mobile (without my permission) and called Yorke on the mobile. seriously dev you should write a book "My wild experiences with SAF on his occasional visits to Malta". when do we get the full story?

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Nialler Alex's Dad Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Nyler Posts: 8,782	are you an imposter ? is the real Dev locked up in your gimp room ? not even Dev is madder than the brush you are madder than c'mon release the real Dev that we all know and AEBM loves

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holyland red First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Haifa, Israel Posts: 9,444	I just wanted to tell you all that this thread has been a great read during a coffee break at work, filling me with energy to go on for two more hours. Just felt that each one of you deserved some credit... THANKS BTW Dev, did anyone from the Maltese branch send some flowers to the family of the poor lady Disco had shagged the whole day?

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Suedesi First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New York City Posts: 9,285	This thread is fecking hillarious SAF didn't have a mobile, he grabbed one off a random stranger, he dialled Yorke's number (who happenned to have had a mobile... or did SAF dial the Russian whorehouse ) and you inferred from the conversation that Yorke was banging a Russian (sure she wasn't Ukrainian?) ho. Fascinating stuff.

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Alek M Da manic one Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New England via ___ M A C E D O N I A Posts: 5,553	*The devlish memoirs in stores next week* Reserve your copy today. The critically acclaimed book, "How I get to know every United player on a personal basis" Reveals personal secrets that have never been heard before!!! Even the English tabloids envy the insightful experience Mr Devilish has presented in his book. -"I just want the truth to be known" stated Mr Devilish before getting in his Volkswagen beetle (circa 1983). "This car was originally manufactured in the Hitler era, and was given as a gift to the maltese people when the Maltese government decided not to bomb Germany" - Explained devilish while his eyes were shining like a maltese moon over the maltese sea on a hot maltese summer night. "My grandpa who was an avid Manchester United fan and knew Sir Bobby Charlton personally (they drank tea together) received the car on behalf of the maltese nation and gave it to me as a gift when I turned 15. I dedicate this book to my grandpa who thought me everything that there is to know about football". "Nowadays people go and study to obtain coaching licenses, but not me, my grandpa was a self thought football genius, and I intent to become one as well. I shouldn't be saying this, but I've had talks with the United management on future coaching prospects, but I must not reveal anything more at this moment". Finished up devilish and than took off in his beetle that requires a bit of a push to start. Luckily, there were several reporters at this historic site to help out with the push.

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holyland red First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Haifa, Israel Posts: 9,444	A Trinidad playboy infuriating his British bosses as he escapes with a Russian mystery woman on the exotic island of Malta. All Dev le Carre needs is a fitting title

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Honest John First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Upwardly bound Project Manager Posts: 5,364	Dev. So have you got Yorkies mobile number now? It must have appeared in your redial list or on your bill. If so post it here and we'll give him a call and see if he remembers getting the hairdryer whilst playing hide the salami with vulgar olga.