A SAF’s hairdryer witnessed and commented by Devilish

Dominant · 20th February 2004, 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZee

or you could be talking bollocks

quick poll anybody?...

bollocks or truth

I vote... Bollocks (big fat hairy ones to be precise)

I dont think a poll is needed.

redinsyd · 21st February 2004, 04:19

This thread is definitely one for the classics

antohan · 21st February 2004, 18:18

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Originally Posted by devilish

“I will not let Yorke making me look as an idiot that was sure” he roared as he took my mobile (without my permission) and called Yorke on the mobile

You surely didn't complain about him not asking for your permission. You wouldn't be here and we wouldn't have this cracking thread

BTW, Devilish, how do you manage to make your English get worse every day?

Wibble · 22nd February 2004, 06:33

MelvinYeo · 22nd February 2004, 08:40

Just read this thread, bloody excellent

Yianni · 22nd February 2004, 09:02

so dev you have Yorks number now ?

Should be kept in your phones registry.

Nialler · 23rd February 2004, 10:09

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Originally Posted by Honest John

Dev. So have you got Yorkies mobile number now? It must have appeared in your redial list or on your bill.

If so post it here and we'll give him a call and see if he remembers getting the hairdryer whilst playing hide the salami with vulgar olga.

me ribs

Keane16 · 23rd February 2004, 11:06

I believe devilish. Yoos are all just pricks.

kf · 23rd February 2004, 12:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by green demon

"The Maltese Cross-wire", subtitled "Sorry my bad".

Humphrey Bogart to play Devilish, Taggart to play SAF and Devilish himself to play the Mobile Phone.

Based on the Graham Greene classic...

"Our Man in Valleta"

Devilish, a vacuum cleaner salesman and IT Expert, was short of money. So he accepted Niall's offer of $300-plus a month and became Agent 59200/5, Red Cafe's man in Valleta. To keep the job, he pretends to be hold top Italian coaching badges and posts fake stories. Then they come true.

Starring Noel Coward and Sir Alec (Guiness)

Nialler · 23rd February 2004, 12:45

Please feel free to add your own spruttence worth by slatting the next paragraph.

"Lord of the Badges"

Starring Devilish Actor as the diminutive hobbit Devilish Baggins who has been entrusted with the "One" Uefa badge not under the control of the evil Sapp Blatters. He must bring the "One" precious badge to the HQ of Malta's MUFC Supporters Club and shove it up Dwight Yorkes ring to destroy it forever thus saving the planet...............

Divine · 23rd February 2004, 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nialler

Please feel free to add your own spruttence worth by slatting the next paragraph.

"Lord of the Badges"

Starring Devilish Actor as the diminutive hobbit Devilish Baggins who has been entrusted with the "One" Uefa badge not under the control of the evil Sapp Blatters. He must bring the "One" precious badge to the HQ of Malta's MUFC Supporters Club and shove it up Dwight Yorkes ring to destroy it forever thus saving the planet...............

...my sides, please stop...
Read this thread just now for the first , haven't laughed so hard for ages - first the original epic and then the comments...

To the classics please!

redinsyd · 24th February 2004, 04:08

C'mon dev, where is the second installment you promised?

A1Dan · 24th February 2004, 15:58

Wow. And there was me not bothering come on here much anymore due to lack of entertainment. Thanks Dev - I'll be on everyday, at least until you complete your epic trilogy.

Nialler · 24th February 2004, 16:26

Dev

We Want More

no.7 · 24th February 2004, 22:30

i also had the pleasure of that rusky whore i recall her name was onya bak ubitch - or was it nikers onanof

21st February 2004, 04:19	#82 (permalink)
redinsyd First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: We'll never die, we'll never die Posts: 7,099	This thread is definitely one for the classics

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Yianni First Team Sub Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,259	so dev you have Yorks number now ? Should be kept in your phones registry.

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Keane16 Redcafe Minister for Guinness Therapy Join Date: May 2003 Location: Eugene, are you even listening to me? Posts: 14,412	I believe devilish. Yoos are all just pricks.

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Nialler Alex's Dad Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Nyler Posts: 8,782	Please feel free to add your own spruttence worth by slatting the next paragraph. "Lord of the Badges" Starring Devilish Actor as the diminutive hobbit Devilish Baggins who has been entrusted with the "One" Uefa badge not under the control of the evil Sapp Blatters. He must bring the "One" precious badge to the HQ of Malta's MUFC Supporters Club and shove it up Dwight Yorkes ring to destroy it forever thus saving the planet...............

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redinsyd First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: We'll never die, we'll never die Posts: 7,099	C'mon dev, where is the second installment you promised?

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A1Dan First Team Regular Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Where the goals come from. Posts: 10,927	Wow. And there was me not bothering come on here much anymore due to lack of entertainment. Thanks Dev - I'll be on everyday, at least until you complete your epic trilogy.

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Nialler Alex's Dad Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Nyler Posts: 8,782	Dev We Want More

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no.7 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: south manchester - stella artois my only true friend Posts: 1,903	i also had the pleasure of that rusky whore i recall her name was onya bak ubitch - or was it nikers onanof