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Old 20th June 2009, 22:18   #1 (permalink)
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Sell a player with a Michael Owen-style brochure
Here's the model:



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Awesome stuff, gotta love the imagination of some
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Old 20th June 2009, 22:56   #11 (permalink)
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does it really say fit and healthy in Michael Owens brochure??

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Excuse the production values.
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Classics, keep it up lads !!!
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Old 21st June 2009, 02:15   #39 (permalink)
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Classic thread in the making. Maybe I will add something later.
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