The Sphincter Modologues

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 06:06

As previously threatened, this is a collection of conversations as envisaged by the mad genius Plech and otters of such ilk which I have saved for posterity and also benefit of future posters. If you find any I may have missed, feel free to C&P onto this thread.

Right then, here we go;

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods.
Noodle: You know Andy's PMs have been blocked?
Wibble: I care more about the plight of dyslexic ants
Noodle: Aargh! I don't know what to do!
Wibble: Oh alright, let him PM again. You woman.
[pause]
Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes, noods.
Noodle: I'm bored
Wibble: Would you like to felch me sideways?
Noodle: Not just now...I think i'll disable Andy's PMs again though
Wibble: As you wish. Then rim me.
Noodle: Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Noodle: how fat and unhelpful are we, exactly?
Golden: Very fat. And very unhelpful.
Noodle: What do we do now then?
Golden: Absolutely nothing
Noodle: You're a dab hand at this
Golden: Rim me
Noodle: Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Noodle: Golden?
Golden: Noods.
Noodle: How should I go about continuing to fob Plech off, re this incredibly frustrating Timeout issue?
Golden: Hmm. Well, you could call him "Colin" a bit...
Noodle: What, even though it's not actually his name?
Golden: In your short pigeon life, how wide has your soft befeathered buttcrack been stretched?
Noodle: Uh-oh...
Golden: Rape.
Noodle: Su'agoaws.

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 06:10

And more...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wibble

Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods.
Noodle: You know that rimming you asked for?
Wibble: Yes
Noodle: I have ants in my teeth
Wibble: PM someone who cares. Like Andy.
[pause]
Noodle: Andy?
Wibble: Yes, noods. Andy.
Noodle: He doesn't have any PM's
Wibble: He doesn't?
Noodle: No.
Wibble: Fair enough. Fancy rimming me again?
Noodle: Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Andy

GB: Noodle, you awake?
Noodle: Yeah, why?
GB: I want you to dress up as an eagle again.
Noodle: AGAIN? Fucking hell GB, you want sorting out. and do andy's PM's while you're at it...
GB: Bitch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods.
Noodle: Plech keeps getting sent spastic emails, telling him spastics have posted in spastic threads
Wibble: Do I look arsed?
Noodle: No but...
Wibble: No buts. Just butts.
[pause]
Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes, noods.
Noodle: Please stop it.
Wibble: I'm being gentle.
Noodle: It's not that...it's just it leaves feathers up there.
Wibble: Nice feathers...
Noodle: They itch.
Wibble: Then rim me
Noodle: Yes

mehro · 23rd August 2006, 06:12

suresh, get a job.

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 06:14

Otters and non-existent fishes...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wibble

Van: Plech?
Plech: Yes Van.
Van: The thing you are doing now.
Plech: Yes?
Van: Where does it score on your Richter Scale?
Plech: Ermmmmm? A bit below the Graham Norton category?
Van: Oh. Just wondered.

long pause

Plech: Did I mention that I got better A-level results than you?
Van: Yes. Frequently.
Plech: Oh.

long pause

Van: Plech.
Plech: Yes Van?
Van: Rim me.
Plech: OK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wibble

Wibble: Plech?
Plech: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Are we kissing?
Plech: Of course not? Why?
Wibble: Well it sort of seems like we might be.
Plech: Don't be daft?
Wibble: Are you sure?
Plech: Of course.
Wibble: Oh good.

long pause

Wibble: How can you be so sure?
Plech: Because fish don't exist.
Wibble: Excellent.

long pause

Wibble: Plech?
Plech: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: You are sure we don't exist?
Plech: Very sure.
Wibble: In that case ......
Plech: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Rim me.
Plech: Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salvation

Plech: Colin
Colin: Plech

....long pause....

Plech: Rim me
Colin: Yes

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 06:16

And of course, the master has the final say...(although we hope it's not the last)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Noods: Wibbs, Geebs?
GB: Mmmm...yes?
Wibbs: Oof...yeah?
Noods: Plech has raised the issue of sub-par or spastic posts making the Classic.
GB: Oh.
Wibbs: Ugh ugh ugh c'mon!

[pause]

Noods: Well, what are we going to do?
GB: Well, Wibbs is going to continue to sodomise you...
Noods: Right...
Wibbs: Yeah!
GB: And I'll just stand here, looking for worms...
Noods: Right...
Wibbs: Take it bitch!
GB: And you, continue to rim me.
Noods: yes

Wibble · 23rd August 2006, 06:29

Buddenbrook: Plech?
Plech: Who me?
Buddenbrook: Yes you. You look like a pig lover.
Plech: Well .. erm .... sort of (looks around nervously)
Buddenbrook: Meat is murder. Pigs doubly so.
Plech: Eating pigs makes them an evolutionary success.
Buddenbrook: They are more intelligent than the entire transfer forum
Plech: So is my lawn.
Buddenbrook: Good point. But they are so cute and anyone who eats them is scum.
Plech: I sort of agree for reasons that aren't 100% clear even to me.
Buddenbrook: Did I mention that meat is murder?
Plech: Yes
Buddenbrook: And that pigs are cute, intelligent and everything?
Plech: Yes. Frequently.

long pause

Buddenbrook: Plech?
Plech: Yes.
Buddenbrook: Here comes Noodle.
Plech: So
Buddenbrook: Spit roast me
Plech & Plech: Yes

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 06:39

Thanks Wibs. I missed that one. Could this be made a sticky, please?

Wibble · 23rd August 2006, 06:41

Davo: Colin?
Plech: My name isn't Colin.
Davo: Ok cuntface.
Plech: Better
Davo: Is that Pork that you are eating?
Plech: No I'm a vegetarian.
Davo: But you eat shellfish all the time. Being an Otter.
Plech: A Saint said I could and I love pigs.
Davo: And pigeons?
Plech: Yes. I don't eat them either.
Davo: But you do bone them.
Plech: Only if the occasion demands it.
Davo: Oh.

long pause.

Plech: Davo?
Davo: Yes Colin?
Plech: My name isn't .... oh what is the use .....
Davo: Get on with it bacon breath.
Plech: Ok, ok.
Davo: Well?
Plech: Rim me
Davo: yes.

Plechazunga · 23rd August 2006, 14:26

Excellent work, Suresh

See, without the unacknowledged efforts of the likes of Suresh here, what of our civilisation would be left?

Su'agoaws

Wibble · 23rd August 2006, 14:45

He had an ulterior motive Plech.

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh.
Suresh: You are really funny.
Plech: Thanks. And without you little of our civilisation would be left.
Suresh: Thanks.
Plech: You deserve the praise.
Suresh: So do you.
Plech: Thanks.

long pause

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh?
Suresh: Wibbs ignored my request to make me sticky.
Plech: So?
Suresh: well I was wondering if you .....
Plech: Yes?
Suresh: Could ........
Plech: Yes?

short pause

Suresh: Rim me?
Plech: Yes.

Plechazunga · 23rd August 2006, 15:01

snootyjim · 23rd August 2006, 15:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

GB: Weaste?
Weaste: golden.
GB: Rapid Red's complaining about something or other
Weaste: Do you want the good news, or the bad news?
GB: Hmm...which doesn't involve me getting ruthlessly sodomised by you?
Weaste: Neither.
GB: Right. Well, I'll have the bad news then.
Weaste: I'm about to ruthlessly sodomise you.
GB: Shit. And the good news?
Weaste: I'm about to ruthlessly sodomise you.
GB: Bonzer.
Weaste: Rim me.
GB: Yes.

Was looking for this one

Melbourne Red · 23rd August 2006, 15:29

Every post in this thread is funny, even Plech's "

" post.

Plechazunga · 23rd August 2006, 15:36

Don't be fooled by its brevity Mel...it took time and skill to encapsulate everything I wanted to say in that small green laughing face

Wibble · 23rd August 2006, 15:40

Su'agoaws

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 16:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wibble

He had an ulterior motive Plech.

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh.
Suresh: You are really funny.
Plech: Thanks. And without you little of our civilisation would be left.
Suresh: Thanks.
Plech: You deserve the praise.
Suresh: So do you.
Plech: Thanks.

long pause

Suresh: Plech?
Plech: Yes Suresh?
Suresh: Wibbs ignored my request to make me sticky.
Plech: So?
Suresh: well I was wondering if you .....
Plech: Yes?
Suresh: Could ........
Plech: Yes?

short pause

Suresh: Rim me?
Plech: Yes.

Hoi!

You're just miffed I named it the Vagina dialogues.

Plechazunga · 23rd August 2006, 16:13

The Vagina Modologues, could be a compromise?

I don't quite get the "Vagina" aspect mind...they playlets mostly involve bumming

"The Arse Modologues"?

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 16:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

The Vagina Modologues, could be a compromise?

I don't quite get the "Vagina" aspect mind...they playlets mostly involve bumming

"The Arse Modologues"?

Let's just say it was a cheeky reference to the currently popular (and much debated on multiple forums) point of view regarding the mods.

Plechazunga · 23rd August 2006, 16:28

Suresh · 23rd August 2006, 16:56

No mater how many times that is posted and no matter how truly it reflects upon the situation, the war rages on... for reasons I've long since given up trying to fathom.

Plechazunga · 23rd August 2006, 17:08

The reason is simple, and can be summed up in one word:

Gays

Salvation · 23rd August 2006, 18:06

Missed a few there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

I see yours and I raise it to:

SmashedHombre · 23rd August 2006, 19:08

I'm loving this thread

Wibble · 23rd August 2006, 23:09

Rim me

Plechazunga · 24th August 2006, 01:21

Plechazunga · 24th August 2006, 01:48

You low-down, editing, fucker...you've taken away my edit mode

This means war...no, it already is a war....this means Nuclear War

Wibble · 24th August 2006, 01:55

I'd write a playlet based around an animal picture if I were you.

It is now the only acceptable form of revenge on the Caf.

Plechazunga · 24th August 2006, 01:59

Not quite the only one...

Wibble · 24th August 2006, 02:29

Animated sheep shagging based taglines are also acceptable.

There are others but the sheer spacticity of them is amazing.

Plechazunga · 24th August 2006, 02:55

Noods: Er, right, Wibbs. Plech wants to tell you that he's very disappointed by this current bestiality playlet escalation, and was happier when he was free to do his own mod-based bestiality playlets, undisturbed and with total impunity.

[pause]

Noods: Wibbs?
Wibble: Mfmfmfmgh.
Noods: What's going on?
Wibble: Mffgh hghmf mmm ghm ffg.
Noods: A-ha.

[pause]

Noods: Geebs?
Geebs: [squelch] Mm?
Noods: Run this by me one more time...
Geebs: Well, you're sucking off Wibbs, who is also both sucking off, and being sucked off by, a father-son pangolin combo, the son of which, is also rimming the father...
Noods: And you are...
Geebs: Rimming you.
Noods: Yes.

23rd August 2006, 15:29	#13 (permalink)
Melbourne Red Trannie Lover Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Melbourne Posts: 7,081	Every post in this thread is funny, even Plech's "" post.

23rd August 2006, 06:12	#3 (permalink)
mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,437	suresh, get a job.

23rd August 2006, 06:29	#6 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	Buddenbrook: Plech? Plech: Who me? Buddenbrook: Yes you. You look like a pig lover. Plech: Well .. erm .... sort of (looks around nervously) Buddenbrook: Meat is murder. Pigs doubly so. Plech: Eating pigs makes them an evolutionary success. Buddenbrook: They are more intelligent than the entire transfer forum Plech: So is my lawn. Buddenbrook: Good point. But they are so cute and anyone who eats them is scum. Plech: I sort of agree for reasons that aren't 100% clear even to me. Buddenbrook: Did I mention that meat is murder? Plech: Yes Buddenbrook: And that pigs are cute, intelligent and everything? Plech: Yes. Frequently. long pause Buddenbrook: Plech? Plech: Yes. Buddenbrook: Here comes Noodle. Plech: So Buddenbrook: Spit roast me Plech & Plech: Yes

23rd August 2006, 06:39	#7 (permalink)
Suresh Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Successfully neg-repped Bury Red and all I got was this lousy tagline! Posts: 19,597	Thanks Wibs. I missed that one. Could this be made a sticky, please?

23rd August 2006, 06:41	#8 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	Davo: Colin? Plech: My name isn't Colin. Davo: Ok cuntface. Plech: Better Davo: Is that Pork that you are eating? Plech: No I'm a vegetarian. Davo: But you eat shellfish all the time. Being an Otter. Plech: A Saint said I could and I love pigs. Davo: And pigeons? Plech: Yes. I don't eat them either. Davo: But you do bone them. Plech: Only if the occasion demands it. Davo: Oh. long pause. Plech: Davo? Davo: Yes Colin? Plech: My name isn't .... oh what is the use ..... Davo: Get on with it bacon breath. Plech: Ok, ok. Davo: Well? Plech: Rim me Davo: yes.

23rd August 2006, 14:26	#9 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	Excellent work, Suresh See, without the unacknowledged efforts of the likes of Suresh here, what of our civilisation would be left? Su'agoaws

23rd August 2006, 14:45	#10 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	He had an ulterior motive Plech. Suresh: Plech? Plech: Yes Suresh. Suresh: You are really funny. Plech: Thanks. And without you little of our civilisation would be left. Suresh: Thanks. Plech: You deserve the praise. Suresh: So do you. Plech: Thanks. long pause Suresh: Plech? Plech: Yes Suresh? Suresh: Wibbs ignored my request to make me sticky. Plech: So? Suresh: well I was wondering if you ..... Plech: Yes? Suresh: Could ........ Plech: Yes? short pause Suresh: Rim me? Plech: Yes.

23rd August 2006, 15:01	#11 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810

23rd August 2006, 15:36	#14 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	Don't be fooled by its brevity Mel...it took time and skill to encapsulate everything I wanted to say in that small green laughing face

23rd August 2006, 15:40	#15 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	Su'agoaws

23rd August 2006, 16:13	#17 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	The Vagina Modologues, could be a compromise? I don't quite get the "Vagina" aspect mind...they playlets mostly involve bumming "The Arse Modologues"?

23rd August 2006, 16:28	#19 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810

23rd August 2006, 16:56	#20 (permalink)
Suresh Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Successfully neg-repped Bury Red and all I got was this lousy tagline! Posts: 19,597	No mater how many times that is posted and no matter how truly it reflects upon the situation, the war rages on... for reasons I've long since given up trying to fathom.

23rd August 2006, 17:08	#21 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	The reason is simple, and can be summed up in one word: Gays

23rd August 2006, 19:08	#23 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,381	I'm loving this thread

23rd August 2006, 23:09	#24 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	Rim me

24th August 2006, 01:21	#25 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	Yes.

24th August 2006, 01:48	#26 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	You low-down, editing, fucker...you've taken away my edit mode This means war...no, it already is a war....this means Nuclear War

24th August 2006, 01:55	#27 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	I'd write a playlet based around an animal picture if I were you. It is now the only acceptable form of revenge on the Caf.

24th August 2006, 01:59	#28 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	Not quite the only one...

24th August 2006, 02:29	#29 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,664	Animated sheep shagging based taglines are also acceptable. There are others but the sheer spacticity of them is amazing.

24th August 2006, 02:55	#30 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the principality is chief executive of David evroshampiona Gil. Posts: 49,810	Noods: Er, right, Wibbs. Plech wants to tell you that he's very disappointed by this current bestiality playlet escalation, and was happier when he was free to do his own mod-based bestiality playlets, undisturbed and with total impunity. [pause] Noods: Wibbs? Wibble: Mfmfmfmgh. Noods: What's going on? Wibble: Mffgh hghmf mmm ghm ffg. Noods: A-ha. [pause] Noods: Geebs? Geebs: [squelch] Mm? Noods: Run this by me one more time... Geebs: Well, you're sucking off Wibbs, who is also both sucking off, and being sucked off by, a father-son pangolin combo, the son of which, is also rimming the father... Noods: And you are... Geebs: Rimming you. Noods: Yes.

24th August 2006, 03:10	#31 (permalink)
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