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3rd March 2004, 17:04
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Twentysixther Thread
This thread is for poems written in the form I'm calling the 'Twentysixther', named after his celebrated (well, by me) effort in his thread of last month
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So, the rhyme-scheme goes: .........A.........A ....................A .........B..........B ......C......C ......A Though following the example of the original C should be either identical to or at least reasonably close to A in sound. I'll start: Big Gay Nate's in a big gay state... Cos his big gay boyfriend's late. See a corpse's nob and he'll stuff it in his gob... No mates, not straight... Gay Nate. |
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3rd March 2004, 17:12
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3rd March 2004, 17:19
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 Post one in a minute, cos i'm off out to buy a new keyboard.......this one's fucked. Geeek boy across the road is flogging them at a fiver..........have to get access to the 'dogging' site. Fuck, ive gotta meet Karan in three hours to buy my fulham ticket............most sober up, or start acting sober.......before i get 'dogging'. |
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3rd March 2004, 17:21
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You thick cnut, your Nate rhyme doesn't fit in with 26's rules at all.. Something like this would work... Pletch is tight, and he just can't fight... But his dancing kicks are a real delight... He pirouettes around, elegantly leaves the ground... No pork, soft dork Sad sight Get it now? |
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3rd March 2004, 17:34
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That's exactly the same as mine, except that your 'C' words aren't very close to your 'A'. 26 is a bit ambiguous about this, but the similarity of 'twat' to 'Stan' adds a definite punchiness which is lacking in yours. Also, I forgot to mention, the person's name should come at the end and ideally in the same place at the beginning, i.e.
.......Name........Name ............................. .................. .......... ...Name Also, yours doesn't scan, unless you put the emphasis on the 'ant' syllable of 'elegantly', which sounds rubbish. Good try though otherwise |
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3rd March 2004, 17:40
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The rules clearly are .......A........A ................A .....B........B .....C.....C ...A as per your opening post....and then you went and ignored C's...replacing them with A's There's no need for the name to appear at the end again....plus Pletch is crap for rhymes Mine works fine.... |
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3rd March 2004, 17:44
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I didn't fuck up you tool, I wrote
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And there's plenty of rhymes...if you insist on pronouncing it 'Pletch', there's fetch, wretch, etch, kvetch, stretch, sketch... Also yours doesn't scan properly, did I mention that? |
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3rd March 2004, 17:50
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Using this initial feck up as a base, its no wonder your first attempt was a balls up Your attempt was .......A........A ...............A .......B.......B ......A.......A .......A and hence totally wrong Unlike my excellent example.... Oh aye...Pletch/Plech..only just noticed that...too late to change now |
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3rd March 2004, 17:58
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Nah, the closeness in sound (not necessarily rhyme) between lines 4 and 5 add impact:
Big fat gay twat... Dutch Stan. Ideally it should link between the preceding and following rhyme, as mine below does. But maybe you're right that using 'A' itself again takes away a bit of variety. Anyway, do what you like, we'll have to wait for 26's arbitration. Maltese Dev, madder than King Kev... Tell us why God made him, Rev. Tell him where you live and he'll come and groom yer kids... Blood's red, kills threads... Mad Dev. |
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3rd March 2004, 22:54
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Twenty-six is a fan of dicks... He likes to look and he likes to lick. Started off blogging, now he's into dogging... Obese, no teeth... Twenty-six. |
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3rd March 2004, 23:48
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Honest John thinks he is a swan... His wife's scarpered and the kids've gone. Tell him he's a freak and he'll twat you with his beak, Tit, shit, twit, git... Odd John |
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4th March 2004, 23:00
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Noggie Boring likes exploring...
Met his missus while out whoring. Show the cnut a fjord and he'll tell you that he's bored Half-breed, knock-kneed... Boring. Salford Weaste is a randy beast Is the lanky twat deceased? Haven't heard a peep now for half a fecking week... Dank lank rank Manc... Weird Weaste. DJS is in great distress... Cos his life's a fucking mess. Arguing with Murt wearing knickers and a skirt No house, not Scouse... Sad Syd. |
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4th March 2004, 23:32
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Wobbly Bob's got a waxwork nob...
Light a match and you'll see it throb. Only 1 inch tall but the spit of Alan Ball... Short fuse, no use... Bob's nob. |
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4th March 2004, 23:41
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Cnuts Pletch likes words, but can he talk the talk, Likes Liam Miller, but cant stand pork, he'll only buy a round, if its under a pound No god, Phlegm wad Pletcher |
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4th March 2004, 23:49
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Honest John's been set up with Liv,
By some scouse cnut, acting like a spiv, But John dont care, coz he's gettin a bit of spare, Fist F*ck, Good luck, Honest John (couldn't remember which trim Davo was trying to set you up with, so i guessed) |
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4th March 2004, 23:52
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very true all that actuallyLondon Charlie, looks like Dali... Orange tash like a stick of barley. Weeks since he was paid and it's years since he was laid... 6-inch, wears minks... RedCharlie |
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4th March 2004, 23:59
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Deary me. Wobblybob = zero post count Wobblybob = nice new status Wobblybob = Bobblywob in the Newbies for at least a month |
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5th March 2004, 00:02
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I couldn't remember which one he was trying to set you up with....Livvie wont mind there was no malice intended....  |
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5th March 2004, 00:04
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Manc stoned.rose, wears panty hose...
Whalers shout out "thar she blows". Make a little gaff and he'll have you off the Caf... Hour's kip, power trip... stoned.rose |
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5th March 2004, 00:15
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Tottenham Slabber is a right shit-stabber...
Rimmed Phil Babb and blew Sepp Blatter. He's put 600 quid on Sven to join the Yids... Fat chance, you arse Spurs Slab. |
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