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5th March 2004, 00:39
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Mr Wood got fisted good...
Has he had the test? He should. Likes his Molsen Beer, and Jesper Olsen's rear... Bit camp, Manc gramp, Mr Wood. |
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5th March 2004, 00:44
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Bury Red's got a scary shed...
See it and you're very dead. Never writes a line when he could write eighty-nine... Dentures, dementias... Bury Red. |
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5th March 2004, 00:46
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Paz's ion
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5th March 2004, 01:00
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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you need to have another look at the rhyme scheme lads but I can't fault you for content Balkan Alek's an alcoholic... He's obsessed with Salim Malik. Let him out your sights and he's off to Lillywhites... Drinks gin, bowls spin... Alek M. |
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5th March 2004, 01:08
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Paz's ion
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Think of it as artistic licence... I can't think of a rhyme for knickers when I'm pissed... Plus, Liz only goes commando in jeans... |
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5th March 2004, 01:23
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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that's true...one might say it 're-imagined and extended the entire form of the twentysixther.' But then one might get twatted... |
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5th March 2004, 02:06
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5th March 2004, 02:55
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Plechazoon...makes me sound like a microscopic life-form like a cryptozoon or protazoon... I'd like that...swimming around, with nothing but a sense of what's me, and what's outside me...salt water within and salt water without, separated only by an unbelievably thin membrane... I am a Plechazoon, floating on the great electronic ocean Right. A wank, I think. |
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5th March 2004, 03:00
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Alright, go on, call me cryptozoon...
It takes one to fucking know one. Rub me cytoplasm and I'll have a little spasm... Can't jizz, just fizz... Plechazoon. |
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5th March 2004, 11:45
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Irish Nialler, arse defiler...
Goes dogging with Martin Tyler. Scoff at Father Ted and he'll pump you full of lead... Card cheat, webbed feet... Daft Nialler. |
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5th March 2004, 12:05
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 Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge.Join Date: Feb 2000
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hehehe this has picked up a bit...
Redcafe Gaz, once the forum spaz But no more flying carpets, and all that jazz Moved to the USA, where everyone is gay Ex tw@, now fat Redcafe Gaz |
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5th March 2004, 12:44
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First Team Regular
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Nialler is a mick thats really gay,
Feltch's bums 10 times a day, He has a pack of straws, that he pokes thru toilet doors poo lunch, Butt munch Nialler |
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5th March 2004, 13:52
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Scouse Taff Davo, soft as playdough...
Looks like Biggins, a bit more gay though. Kick him in the head and he'll whistle Right Said Fred... No-mark, rapes 'varks... Fat Davo |
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5th March 2004, 13:56
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Taff Cnut Davo's, Scouse not french,
Has a tendency to fall off a plastic bench, He cant hold his beer, thats coz he's a queer Not hard, Retard Taff Cnut... |
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5th March 2004, 15:32
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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We're treading over old ground here lads...me and Davo aren't the only people on the Caf...thank fecking Christ...
Shaidi, who the fuck is he? Posted once in 2003... Give the cunt a rabbit and he'd probably try and shag it... Cock-eyed, no pride... Nigerian Shaidi |
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5th March 2004, 15:45
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Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000
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Wobbly Bob, Loves corn on the cob
His poor wife, finds it on his knob It gets right on her t1ts, when she swallows yellow bits "Blow job?", Corn in gob Its Bob Don't scan |
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5th March 2004, 15:47
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5th March 2004, 15:55
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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brilliant...the third and best Wobbly Bob - nob twentysixther. Oi Endroo! Who the fuck are you? You joined the Caf in 2002. Never even posted, busy getting roasted... Wimp, gimp, shrimp, chimp... Hungarian Endroo. |
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5th March 2004, 23:42
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First Team Regular
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More nob ryhmes.....Well Feck me thats original..... |
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9th March 2004, 09:21
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Davo the red is soon to be wed
Rumors have it he's already dead Now he's stuck indoors, listenin' to The Corrs when he smells, wife yells Davo the red  |
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9th March 2004, 11:10
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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RionKeanofan, barely seen a man,
But once copped off with a lady coelacanth. Say she's not a Red and she'll shoot you from a sled... Nice hands, Iceland's RionKeanofan |
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