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Old 11th March 2004, 18:07   #81 (permalink)
Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
 
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Mad Yank Matt, what a fucking twat

No I don't want a fucking chat.

Rather snog a slug than give you a fucking hug

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

Cunt Matt
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Old 11th March 2004, 18:18   #82 (permalink)
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Mad Yank Matt, what a fucking twat

No I don't want a fucking chat.

I'd rather snog a slug than give you a fucking hug

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

Cunt Matt
that doesn't work

Although your feelings are made pretty clear..
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Old 7th September 2004, 17:05   #83 (permalink)
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Newbie Flashwok is a brash cock
Shut him out with a great big padlock
Went to Hollywood cos the money's jolly good
Fights Cripps, writes scripts,
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Old 8th September 2004, 02:46   #84 (permalink)
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It's no_angel, the Caf Lone Ranger,
Is she making friends? No danger.
They banned her from the Gen, for smirking at the men
Low game, no shame...
no_angel
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Old 8th September 2004, 03:18   #85 (permalink)
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Kanchelskis14 can't stand Fletch, Giggs or Keane
Well feck off then, man, Chelski's your scene...
Proves himself myopic in every fecking topic,
Prig, pleb, digs Kleb,
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Old 8th September 2004, 03:37   #86 (permalink)
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Mr Marcello, hear him bellow
Let's sign Tevez and this Brazilian fellow.
He's constantly mopin' cos the window's not open
Sell Van, Sign Kahn
Marcello
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Old 8th September 2004, 04:06   #87 (permalink)
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French Henry's spent his pension, see,
On a botched penile extension fee...
You can find him lurking, or join him circle-jerking
Wham-bam, web-cam...
Bent French
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Old 8th September 2004, 04:47   #88 (permalink)
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This thread is just wrong on so many levels but
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Old 8th September 2004, 05:05   #89 (permalink)
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@ this thread...brilliant!
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Old 8th September 2004, 08:58   #90 (permalink)
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Plech is really full of zest
Fecked them all your aunts the best
Your breath still smells of last nights boona
Is not all bad you could be a gooner
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Old 8th September 2004, 10:49   #91 (permalink)
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This thread is just wrong on so many levels but
Name one such level
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Old 8th September 2004, 11:07   #92 (permalink)
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Wibbs what’s wrong with Plech’s song
The rhymes are tight & they’re not too long
The insults fit every single tit
So Red Caf will laugh
You mong
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Old 8th September 2004, 14:13   #93 (permalink)
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Wibbs what’s wrong with Plech’s song
The rhymes are tight & they’re not too long
The insults fit every single tit
So Red Caf will laugh
You mong


This is a good one
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Old 8th September 2004, 22:56   #94 (permalink)
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Off to the classics with this one
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Old 8th September 2004, 23:22   #95 (permalink)
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Here comes Bacon, always fakin
sprayin jizz when photo takin
Big tall fecker, works his pecker
Snapshot, big splot
Niclas Bacon



One for you DD...

I can't find that picture though.
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Old 8th September 2004, 23:52   #96 (permalink)
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- Good one... but all the rhymes seems to get into a pattern by now... all about wankers...
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:41   #97 (permalink)
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who's that one actually about?

Caf Spinoza, boozer, dozer,
Pours skunk-milk on his ant samosa...
Likes a pint of Guinness, paid for by the missus,
Straight A's, dates gays,
Malay Spin
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:42   #98 (permalink)
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Danish Devil's real name is Niclas

And he's a pig farmer
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:44   #99 (permalink)
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Is that true DD? I love pigs...am jealous that you get to spend so much time with them, but don't envy your having to ship them off to the abatoire...you sick bastard
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:52   #100 (permalink)
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He lives in Denmark

They all take turns slopping out the stys

(Semi-) seriously, there's a picture of DD that sometimes turns up with him making a face. Apparently he always makes faces in pictures
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:53   #101 (permalink)
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I hate pigs... and no... I'm not a pig-farmer...
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:54   #102 (permalink)
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That pic is fake btw... I think you're the only one who fell for that one, spin...

Gullible fool
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:56   #103 (permalink)
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Did I?

Oh well

I figured you might be a bit of an ugly fecker anyway
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Old 9th September 2004, 00:58   #104 (permalink)
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You got that right...

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Old 9th September 2004, 01:01   #105 (permalink)
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Apparently he always makes faces in pictures
And where did you pick that up? - You like posting around thinking you're the dogs bollox, don't you?
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:01   #106 (permalink)
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DanishDevil, looks dishevilled,
In the death of pigs he revels...
Lives in Copenhagen with a blow-up Ronald Reagan
Hates pigs, rates Giggs...
DD.
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:03   #107 (permalink)
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- Ronald Reagan rhymes with Copenhagen?

And I don't live in Copenhagen
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:07   #108 (permalink)
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Just figured out how shit I am at this rhyme-thing after endless tries
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:09   #109 (permalink)
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And where did you pick that up? - You like posting around thinking you're the dogs bollox, don't you?
You said so you twat!

Is that little forum of yours still there?
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:11   #110 (permalink)
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Doesn't it? Right, you pedantic tw@...

DanishDevil's nob is bevilled
He spanks it with a spirit level...
Visits Copenhagen cos the rentboys are a bargain
Photogenic, schizophrenic...
Pig-ugly Danish.

Better?
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:11   #111 (permalink)
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Never said that...

What forum? - What kinda crap have you been smoking, fella?
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:14   #112 (permalink)
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Doesn't it? Right, you pedantic tw@...

DanishDevil's nob is bevilled
He spanks it with a spirit level...
Visits Copenhagen cos the rentboys are a bargain
Photogenic, schizophrenic...
Pig-ugly Danish.

Better?


How do you come up with this? - Twisted mind!
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Old 9th September 2004, 01:16   #113 (permalink)
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Never said that...

What forum? - What kinda crap have you been smoking, fella?
The one where Celine was last seen...

I can't remember the web address

stretford.dk?
stretfordend.dk?
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