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14th December 2004, 19:09
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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Looking Busy shook Thin Lizzy's
Nobs till he was fooking dizzy... Boys are back in town, so he's going down Nicks loaves, picks cloves, LB |
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15th December 2004, 02:25
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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Redordead fills the Caf with dread
Her acid tongue's known to burn through lead... Tell her Stan's a div, she'll report the post to Liv Eats slate, beats Nate... Red RoD. |
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15th December 2004, 08:57
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First Team Regular
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The real peoples favourite and most funniest poster of 2005..
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15th December 2004, 09:10
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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Plechazunga's gone into a sulk,
all because of slabber and bulk, They'll Dress him up in bra's, with a carrot up his arse, away from stag do's, he'll skulk! No Do Plech |
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15th December 2004, 09:44
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First Team Regular
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The real peoples favourite and most funniest poster of 2005..
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Poor Jeffchin, Cant get a ryhme in,
Strings words together, that make a loud din, Needs to go to class, to stop talking out his ass Bad breath, near death Chin Boy |
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15th December 2004, 09:48
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 Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge.Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: It's Ours For Keeps
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Matthew Taylor, feckin cnut
Dress him as a fox, send the toff tw@'s on a hunt A fake tail on his arse, as he's sprawling through the grass Charge in, kill him The jammy cnut |
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15th December 2004, 09:52
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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He used to be bob, but now its wobbly,
he's got a strap on, and its very nobbly, girls stick it up his ass, "ooh, that feels class" "Come on bitch, Gobble Me"! Perverted Wobbly! |
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15th December 2004, 10:01
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Youth Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The land of the ice and snow, with the midnightsun where the hot spring blows
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Rams is posting pick-up spams
For GG, No Angel and other madams Allegedly his pole is massive, and lubricated in adhesive He does hams, bone clams Massive Rams |
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15th December 2004, 10:03
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First Team Regular
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The real peoples favourite and most funniest poster of 2005..
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Poor Big Andy, Got knocked bandy,
By a bird and her boot, whilst drinking shandy, Thats what you get, for dressing like a vet, Fists sheep, no sleep, Andy Pansy |
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15th December 2004, 10:11
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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RedCaf Wobbly is actually right,
I got hit by a boot and it hurt, alright, mistook her for a bloke, and my night went up in smoke, but with women I, don't fight! Non-Girl Hitting Andy |
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24th March 2005, 16:28
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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New boy Sincher, prob'ly ginger
The kind of cnut you'd love to injure May drink gin and tonic, but knows when a film's ironic... Well-read, bell-end Sincher Aussie Wibble, what a cripple Hear him gibber, watch him dribble. Sometimes wears a scuba, missed the point of Troopers... Likes cod, hates God Wibble Noodlehair oozes flair Wig's so poncey, poodles stare Film taste isn't wrong, but probably still a mong... Sows oats, blows goats Noodle |
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24th March 2005, 16:56
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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very good..... remember we were chatting about Amsterdam in the pub? well we've managed to get a £2 return ticket (+taxes and charges) off jet2.com. bastard.  |
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24th March 2005, 17:19
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Les jeux sont Fait
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: YSC
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Plechazunga, Fletcher-tonguer Thinks our Dazza's as good as Dunga Likes V2 rockets; hates pockets, Pig-god, Big-gob Plechazunga |
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24th March 2005, 20:18
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Striker
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: MUFCUM...Manc-Union.
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How much in total then? I did Barcelona and back for thirty quid! Jet2 have leather seats. Ask for row 1 or 13. Tell them you'll be the official emergency door opener. Loads of room. Also if it's the last flight of the evening don't buy the butties. They go half price as you near home. Hotel |
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24th March 2005, 21:04
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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excellent...harsh is the standard for Twenty-Sixthers, Sinch, no offense meant...plus I did say you knew when films were ironic, and were well-read, you don't know how lucky you are, you ungrateful tw@!Warrington's a horrid slum Where folk all look like Forrest Gump. Absinthe in a shed, then crap on your own head... Nul shittier...Hull's prettier Warrington |
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30th August 2005, 01:06
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
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It’s high time we welcomed some of the newer members of the Caf community…and Frank Lampard…
The Kippax Kid keeps a pick-axe hid, And paints her nails with a Tip-Ex lid… Always in the general, genuinely mental Burbling…disturbing… Kippax Fat Frank Lampard, that blank dullard Badly in need of a CAT-scan…retard… Not as good as Scholes , keeps saying "Su’ergoaws" "We lav it"….CAN IT YOU SPASTIC… Lampard. |
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30th August 2005, 01:36
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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Big Babs Chaz is the new Caf spaz
Joining Jsingh, Ichk and Paz… Scribbles in the General…nothing consequential Limericks…Zimmer-stick… Barbara |
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30th August 2005, 01:44
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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Tottenham Slabber is a right shit-stabber...
Rimmed Phil Babb and blew Sepp Blatter. Put 600 quid on Sven to join the Yids... Fat chance, you arse Spurs Slab. |
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30th August 2005, 01:45
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30th August 2005, 01:50
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
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Blabbering Slabber's a fan of Abba
His mamma looks the spit of Jabba... Going on a date with my missus' mental mate Odd as Hod, God-squad Slabber |
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30th August 2005, 01:56
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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When our Slabber starts to jabber
His date will run like Katrin Krabbe Leave him in the lurch and take refuge in a church Drifts home…Smiths on… Slabber |
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