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Old 30th August 2005, 08:51   #161 (permalink)
Backs Fergie, Yells Giggs!
 
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@ this thread...

PLEASE mods, surely to the classic with this thread....
Classics pet? nah, not now, not yet
til we've slagged everyone on redcaff dot net
Noones slagged off Gilles or ripped up slickskillz
then there's GB and thee
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Old 30th August 2005, 09:11   #162 (permalink)
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stamford bridge, he loves to bitch
he knows no shit, yet acts like a prick
please give the cunt, a pair of nuts
stop giving us yo lies
you'd do better to catch a fly
Stamford bitch
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Old 30th August 2005, 09:17   #163 (permalink)
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stamford bridge, he loves to bitch
he knows no shit, yet acts like a prick
please give the cunt, a pair of nuts
stop giving us yo lies
you'd do better to catch a fly
Stamford bitch
doesn't work that one...
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Old 30th August 2005, 09:23   #164 (permalink)
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Golden B, is your friendly mod,
bans loads of people, and thinks he's god,
loves a bit of shit, rubbed on his banning stick,
no nob, Irish sod.
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Old 30th August 2005, 09:24   #165 (permalink)
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doesn't work that one...
I'll get my coat..
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Old 30th August 2005, 09:38   #166 (permalink)
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Let me give it another go!

Big andy, piling on that brandy
gets all high and sees little mandy
labelled man whore, he loves a boar
gets handy with mandy's panty
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I'll get my coat again..
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Old 30th August 2005, 09:52   #167 (permalink)
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Well there's GB, still need Gillespie, CR7fan and Ellie before I'll consider it for the classics.

I'll start you off

Ellie Brown never lets us down
The caffs brighter when she is around
Sprogged last year, sleepless nights we hear
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:02   #168 (permalink)
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CR7, aged eleven,
sniffs ronnie's undies, and he's in heaven,
must be on pills, and wants be slickskillz,
likes boys, from Devon.
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:07   #169 (permalink)
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Ban Stick hidden under, it's the mighty Golden Blunder
Cracking wit, his stick brings the thunder
Hate's the 'Poo, banned Nate too
Cackles with delight at the thought of Leeds going under,
For shizzle my Gizzle Blunder.
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:22   #170 (permalink)
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USDevil, raps like Gary Neville,
eats lots of toasties, made on a breville,
throws it in the mixer, but can't do a twenty-sixther,
good lad though, on the level.
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:37   #171 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:45   #172 (permalink)
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Brilliant stuff this
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:50   #173 (permalink)
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CR7, aged eleven,
sniffs ronnie's undies, and he's in heaven,
must be on pills, and wants be slickskillz,
likes boys, from Devon.
CR7
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Old 30th August 2005, 10:53   #174 (permalink)
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Poor old Nate, Got a lot on his plate.
Bones RoD, and he thinks its great.
He's such a happy chap, Hold on thats crap.
Sad La, Small car,

Sad Nate...
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:04   #175 (permalink)
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Standing ovation lads.
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:11   #176 (permalink)
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He's from Melbourne, and is a dirty red,
drinks XXXX, but not in a shed,
his cricket team crashes, in the ashes,
big hom, not a pom
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:14   #177 (permalink)
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Pretty good BA, but Bangladesh ain't involved in the ashes in fairness.
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:21   #178 (permalink)
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Melbourne Red, he's from Bangladesh,
spends all weekend pounding groinal flesh,
don't let him in your house, cos he's a dirty scouse,
big fat, wank sesh.
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:22   #179 (permalink)
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His name is Melbourne_Red, he's off his f'kin head,
stood on his toenail, now it's dead,
he cried at the cricket, as england took the wickets,
bit gay, though okay
Melbourne Red
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:47   #180 (permalink)
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Ronaldo07's of the Cristiano Brethren -
He's number four thousand nine hundred and eleven.
On facts he gets quite blurry, thinks Dublin is in Surrey...
Twatty perm...pachyderm...
Ronaldo
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:51   #181 (permalink)
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Plechazunga, online today,
only meant to be here on a matchday,
has a wanking sock, and his dog can suck its cock,
good lad, but gay
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:56   #182 (permalink)
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Plechazunga, online today,
only meant to be here on a matchday,
has a wanking sock, and his dog can suck its cock,
good lad, but gay
Plech
The last bit doesn't scan...

Laff at Bandy, Sucks cocks like candy,
Lips round the tip, and gives a hand shandy,
Loves his new bird, even though she smells of turd,
Guzzles Goo, Smells of poo,
Bandy....
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Old 30th August 2005, 11:57   #183 (permalink)
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Big Andy, with his Bosch handy,
polishes his knob so it looks like candy,
Has a fetish with Mr T., posts pics for all to see,
not a shed, we've all said,
BAndy.
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:11   #184 (permalink)
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Man whore, 6'4, Big bad Andy, has to have cheese-grater handy
Shagged a bloke when he got randy
Needs to sort that genital wart
Serated edge, red raw head
Knob grater Andy
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:24   #185 (permalink)
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Ronaldo07 think's Derry's in Devon
And Hastings was won by Aneurin Bevan...
"My kingdom for a horse" counts as secondary source,
History...bit of a mystery...
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:30   #186 (permalink)
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Melvinyeo is a fucking 'ho

12 years old and he's got BO

His post count is his love, and he's got a wanking glove

more spam, oh no

Melvin Blows.
My personal fave
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:33   #187 (permalink)
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My personal fave
I thank you...
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:35   #188 (permalink)
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Witty, wonderful, wordsmith Plech, has no job the Big nose feck
Had a dodgy vindaloo and stained his kecks
Scuttered to the porta-loo, now he's got protruding poo
Leonardo, Donatello, Plechazunga, Cowabunga
Turtle-head Plech
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:37   #189 (permalink)
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Ronaldo07 think's Derry's in Devon
And Hastings was won by Aneurin Bevan...
"My kingdom for a horse" counts as secondary source,
History...bit of a mystery...
Special (Agent) Ron
Grazie.....Grazie....
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:39   #190 (permalink)
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Ronaldo07's of the Cristiano Brethren -
He's number four thousand nine hundred and eleven.
On facts he gets quite blurry, thinks Dublin is in Surrey...
Twatty perm...pachyderm...
Ronaldo
Not so good...and I dont have a perm, perms are for twats
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Old 30th August 2005, 12:48   #191 (permalink)
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MaliceCooper, phallus, loser
Bury scraped him up with a pooper-scooper...
Seems he is a swimmer, and a fan of Heinrich Himmler,
First panned, then banned...
Malice
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Old 30th August 2005, 13:03   #192 (permalink)
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Foolish Weaste is a Buddhist priest
Who plies his trade on a nudist beach...
Thinks he'll reach Nirvana by inserting a banana,
Deluded...denuded...
Where's Weaste?
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Old 30th August 2005, 13:04   #193 (permalink)
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Foolish Weaste is a Buddhist priest
Who plies his trade on a nudist beech...
Thinks he'll reach Nirvana by inserting a banana,
Deluded...denuded...
Where's Weaste?

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Old 30th August 2005, 13:05   #194 (permalink)
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Ehehe, excellent Plech.
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