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Old 30th August 2005, 14:07   #201 (permalink)
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he's secretly peter crouch, something for which i can vouch,
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:09   #202 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:13   #203 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:17   #204 (permalink)
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Don't call me dear, you vicious liar.

Stamford will desperately want the research job on this one if it's a chance to see me in my undies.

My response is not a 26ther because I find the form artistically limiting...

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At his jokes only Freak will yuck yuck
He did a Gonzo with Xabi Alonso
Now with genital herpes he's stuck.
silly old jason in need of a poetry mason,
when he sees naked men he surely does hasten,
cant write poems like 26 because he's quite thick
artistically limited, mentally inhibited
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:32   #205 (permalink)
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alright then, give it a go, its not easy. we're not all plechs.
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:33   #206 (permalink)
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alright then, give it a go, its not easy. we're not all plechs.
i meant i thought it was good.
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:33   #207 (permalink)
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Yorkshire Blyth rode to Rotherhithe
On a lame old donkey, collecting tithes...
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:38   #208 (permalink)
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i meant i thought it was good.
haha oh right. i cant read good, my apologies.
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:41   #209 (permalink)
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k-standred, with other men he lies in bed,
'my location is the center of the universe' is what he said,
laughing at alonso while he looks like Gonzo
without a mate, his period's late,
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:43   #210 (permalink)
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Ponytail Pletch, the Pangolin Rimmer
Cruising round zoo's, looking like David Shwimmer,
Likes the little critters, straight up the "Gary Glitters"
Aardvark, Mammal nark
Pletch Lad.


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Old 30th August 2005, 14:52   #211 (permalink)
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k-standred, with other men he lies in bed,
'my location is the center of the universe' is what he said,
laughing at alonso while he looks like Gonzo
without a mate, his period's late,
k-strandred
alonso767, a total iq of eleven,
he's a little slow, maybe from devon,
don't start this beef, else i'll knock out your teeth,
granny stabbin, handbag grabbin,
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:55   #212 (permalink)
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alonso767, a total iq of eleven,
he's a little slow, maybe from devon,
don't start this beef, else i'll knock out your teeth,
granny stabbin, handbag grabbin,
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im impressed, my names tough to rhyme too
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:57   #213 (permalink)
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and a real-feel doll that gives him head,
Thinks he's Hasselhoff, but he's more like Richard Gough,
Pencil, no lead.
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Old 30th August 2005, 14:59   #214 (permalink)
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K-standred, has a reinforced bed,
and a real-feel doll that gives him head,
Thinks he's Hasselhoff, but he's more like Richard Gough,
Pencil, no lead.
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:01   #215 (permalink)
 
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Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:03   #216 (permalink)
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Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...
that is truly, truly the wankest 26'ther ever.

EVER.
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:03   #217 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:04   #218 (permalink)
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Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...
Mong.....
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:07   #219 (permalink)
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sultan, whose poetry is a bit broken,
has no talent, id rather watch bolton,
by posting on a current event he cant pay his rent,
hoping heaven with an iq of seven,
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:08   #220 (permalink)
 
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that is truly, truly the wankest 26'ther ever.

EVER.
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:10   #221 (permalink)
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Big Andy, at weekends he's named Mandy,
wears a dress, likes cock flavoured candy,
He's going bald, a wig maker needs to be called,
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:13   #222 (permalink)
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Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:20   #223 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:20   #224 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 15:32   #225 (permalink)
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he hails from new york, he's not allowed to eat pork,
cant cook, never read a book,
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Old 30th August 2005, 18:21   #226 (permalink)
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must be on pills, and wants be slickskillz,
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Old 30th August 2005, 18:41   #227 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 18:50   #228 (permalink)
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gay freddie floats his boat
only time hes here is when its time to gloat
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Old 30th August 2005, 18:55   #229 (permalink)
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an arse fan, he likes his bums
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only time hes here is when its time to gloat
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Old 30th August 2005, 18:58   #230 (permalink)
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he says bullshits twice per second, and prefers to take it up the bellend,
massive queer, fancies david weir,
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:14   #231 (permalink)
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His raps were shit, could they have been crapper?
Thought he was big but was really a tard
Half the Caf outrapped him, it wasnt hard
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:15   #232 (permalink)
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kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too because hes gay
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:20   #233 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:21   #234 (permalink)
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