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Old 30th August 2005, 19:34   #241 (permalink)
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Number7, real name Kevin
Would like to be in the first eleven,
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:35   #242 (permalink)
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I'm not called Kevin
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:35   #243 (permalink)
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dirty yianni, he's not azerbaijani,
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he hails from greece and wants to marry his niece,
one euro cup, it was just a screw up,
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Thats the best one so far.
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:36   #244 (permalink)
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I'm not called Kevin
No you arent but its still youre name.


admit it.
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:39   #245 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 19:40   #246 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:00   #247 (permalink)
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Rhyme scheme lads, rhyme scheme! It's on the first page...
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:01   #248 (permalink)
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i believe all my works have followed said rhyme scheme
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:02   #249 (permalink)
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i believe all my works have followed said rhyme scheme
And that's where the problem lies...

You do actually believe that.
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:05   #250 (permalink)
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And that's where the problem lies...

You do actually believe that.
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:07   #251 (permalink)
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i believe all my works have followed said rhyme scheme
Yours are too long in the lines
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:09   #252 (permalink)
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Yours are too long in the lines

true, i have trouble with the brevity bit
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:12   #253 (permalink)
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Alonso767, is a fucking tit,
has some trouble with the brevity bit
his rhymes dont scan, he'd probably rob yer gran,
stupid, scouse shit.
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:12   #254 (permalink)
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Great thread !
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:14   #255 (permalink)
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Queen alonso, too much time so
Makes up rhymes with too much lingo
Damn man they don't scan
Cut them down you fucking clown
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:15   #256 (permalink)
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:15   #257 (permalink)
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Queen alonso, too much time so
Makes up rhymes with too much lingo
Damn man they don't scan
Cut them down you fucking clown
Alonso
technically, thats incorrect too...

clown should be replaced with a word that rhymes with "so" and "lingo"...
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:16   #258 (permalink)
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technically, thats incorrect too...

clown should be replaced with a word that rhymes with "so" and "lingo"...
no according to may 26's original poem, those lines dont need to rhyme

just "down" and "clown" need to.
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:17   #259 (permalink)
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technically, thats incorrect too...

clown should be replaced with a word that rhymes with "so" and "lingo"...
Hmm?

The fourth line can be .....C....C

But I appreciate the technical brilliance in making the fourth line ....A......A
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:18   #260 (permalink)
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Hmm?

The fourth line can be .....C....C

But I appreciate the technical brilliance in making the fourth line ....A......A
yeah the fourth line being ...A...A was the Plech variation upon 26th's original form i believe.
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:19   #261 (permalink)
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the original one...

Yip Jaap Stam, is a big Dutchman
Get past him if you fucking can
try a little trick, and he'll make you look a prick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam

the blue ones should rhyme, the red ones should rhyme...

if your being picky of course...
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:20   #262 (permalink)
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i thought this was the original:

West ham Stan is a fat Dutch man...

Get past him if you fuckin' can.

Try and nick his chips and he'll kiss you on the lips....

Big fat gay twat...

Dutch Stan.

this version the fourth line is just ...C...C
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:23   #263 (permalink)
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i thought this was the original:

West ham Stan is a fat Dutch man...

Get past him if you fuckin' can.

Try and nick his chips and he'll kiss you on the lips....

Big fat gay twat...

Dutch Stan.

this version the fourth line is just ...C...C
26 based his version on the Jaap Stam song, if you go off the Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby one, 26 is right...

Betrie Mee said to Matt Busby,
Have you heard of the the North Bank, Highbury
No said Matt, you cockney twat
But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:25   #264 (permalink)
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26 based his version on the Jaap Stam song, if you go off the Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby one, 26 is right...

Betrie Mee said to Matt Busby,
Have you heard of the the North Bank, Highbury
No said Matt, you cockney twat
But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders
ahh gotcha, i wasnt aware of the history of the song.

a bit ironic coming from a 'pool fan.
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:39   #265 (permalink)
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the original one...

Yip Jaap Stam, is a big Dutchman
Get past him if you fucking can
try a little trick, and he'll make you look a prick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam

the blue ones should rhyme, the red ones should rhyme...

if your being picky of course...
Fair enough

Which means the rhyme scheme on page 1 is wrong...
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:42   #266 (permalink)
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Fair enough

Which means the rhyme scheme on page 1 is wrong...
not necessarily, check the Bertie Mee version and that one is right...
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:50   #267 (permalink)
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But where's the fifth line?
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Old 30th August 2005, 20:51   #268 (permalink)
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the fifth line is just summat to add on the end...to make it funny...
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Old 31st August 2005, 00:58   #269 (permalink)
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Old 31st August 2005, 01:07   #270 (permalink)
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Wotches vose su'agoaws
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Old 31st August 2005, 01:12   #271 (permalink)
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I can't believe you cnuts still can't get the form right

Bertie Mee indeed...it's Yip Jaap Stam

Mental Rams lives at his mam's
His sex-life's mainly through web-cams...
She wants him to get hitched, but he's always getting ditched
No bride...suicide...
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Stamford Bridge is Lampard's bitch
Dignity he's unhampered with...
Some of his best pals are Griffin and Tyndall
Burbles...Goebbels...
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Old 31st August 2005, 01:14   #272 (permalink)
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Old 31st August 2005, 01:16   #273 (permalink)
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Bad form Slab.
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Old 31st August 2005, 01:19   #274 (permalink)
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Bad form Slab.
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Old 31st August 2005, 01:20   #275 (permalink)
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Wrong rhyme scheme
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