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Old 31st August 2005, 02:10   #281 (permalink)
Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
 
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Ponytailed Plech started to retch
He missed the bucket that he had started to fetch
He managed to chunder on Golden Blunder
Face like thunder ... What rhymes with Tundra?
Ponytailed Plech
I actually didn't bother to read it Wibbs, 'cos i misread your name as "Wobbly", and I don't read his comments about my ponytail, which by the way I don't and have never had...

Good poem...please don't ban me...except all days except matchdays

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Old 31st August 2005, 02:15   #282 (permalink)
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Spam master Plech started to retch
He missed the bucket that he had started to fetch
He allegedly chundered on Golden Blunder
Face like thunder ... What rhymes with Tundra?
Spam master Plech


Is this better?
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Old 31st August 2005, 02:18   #283 (permalink)
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Two poems in the same day.

Maybe I wasn't the "talentless twat" my English lit teacher thought I was. Although to be fair to him we did always wind him up by trying to get him to explain poems and then when he did we would pick holes in the similies and ask him why the writer didn't just say whay he meant instead of fannying around trying to confuse people.
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Old 31st August 2005, 02:23   #284 (permalink)
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and then when his did pick holes in the similies
do you mean he picked holes on you smilies?
 
Old 31st August 2005, 02:27   #285 (permalink)
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and then when he did we would pick holes in the similies
spoil-sport
 
Old 31st August 2005, 02:28   #286 (permalink)
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No we didn't have smilies or computers when I was at school.

We did have a few teachers who were interetsted in making themselves smile by fiddling with boys holes though.
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Old 31st August 2005, 02:30   #287 (permalink)
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spoil-sport
I know. We were so mean.

Living on the edge. Word dawg.
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Old 31st August 2005, 02:31   #288 (permalink)
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I think maybe the reason some Caf members did so poorly in this year's papers was because they put smilies at the end of every sentence. And in English, when they were asked to give an example of a similie, they put .
 
Old 31st August 2005, 02:35   #289 (permalink)
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:couldbesmiliey:

Either that or they used txt spk.
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Old 31st August 2005, 03:44   #290 (permalink)
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Yeah. Anyway.

Giggsy's Girl, give the caf a twirl.
What's that round your neck? A necklace made of pearl?
It looks like there's a hint of Mr. Andrew Flintoff
In your dream, Freddie's cream,
Giggsy's Girl.
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Old 31st August 2005, 07:46   #291 (permalink)
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Old 31st August 2005, 18:59   #292 (permalink)
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Yeah. Anyway.

Giggsy's Girl, give the caf a twirl.
What's that round your neck? A necklace made of pearl?
It looks like there's a hint of Mr. Andrew Flintoff
In your dream, Freddie's cream,
Giggsy's Girl.


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Old 31st August 2005, 19:05   #293 (permalink)
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Frank Lampard's, neither big nor hard
He says "Su'agoaws" like a fat retard
Doesn't suffer from fatigue, his Russian bought the league
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:14   #294 (permalink)
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Not sure you should be celebrating that so readily, young lady.

In any case, the one under your last answer is the best of the lot
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:18   #295 (permalink)
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'FREDDIE FLINTOFF! FREDDIE FLINTOFF! FREDDIE FLINTOFF!'
'My name's Kevin fucking Pietersen you dozy bint...'
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:24   #296 (permalink)
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'FREDDIE FLINTOFF! FREDDIE FLINTOFF! FREDDIE FLINTOFF!'
'My name's Kevin fucking Pietersen you dozy bint...'
it's sad cause it's true!

i heard a rumour the aussie fans may be shouting, "KEVIN PIETERSEN! KEVIN PIETERSEN! KEVIN PIETERSEN!" from the Oval stands next week
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:27   #297 (permalink)
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I'm enjoying the fact that you're convinced it's true based on that excerpt

Do you know someone who shagged him then?

Assuming it wasn't you in it.
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:32   #298 (permalink)
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I'm enjoying the fact that you're convinced it's true based on that excerpt

Do you know someone who shagged him then?

Assuming it wasn't you in it.
no, i heard some 23 year old called Gemma sold her story to one of the tabloids!

i believe everything i read/hear...i'm like that!
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:34   #299 (permalink)
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here's another excerpt...

Quote:
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This is the guy who, after a hiring a car, plastered a huge home-made slogan down one side, which read: 'Kevin Pietersen - Nottinghamshire Professional Cricketer.'
That's class for you!
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:53   #300 (permalink)
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What site's that off then?

By all accounts he's a haard taaskmaaster
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Old 31st August 2005, 19:59   #301 (permalink)
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'twas the Sunday Mirror, apparently...

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/search...erse n&num=10
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Old 31st August 2005, 20:29   #302 (permalink)
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I'll give this a try

Handy Bandy goes by the name of Mandy
Ask him how he is and he'll tell you he's randy
In his Ronaldo shirt he'll tell you crossdressing doesnt hurt
bald spot, moose snot
Handy bandy

Its kinda shit dont you think.... Oh well first time
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Old 1st September 2005, 01:48   #303 (permalink)
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Caf Irishmen, are crying again
Drying their eyes and buying ten
Guinnesses with chasers, we should finish them with Tazars
Sing-song, it's just wrong...
Caf Irish
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Old 1st September 2005, 15:48   #304 (permalink)
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Parking fines are a farking crime
Must be out of their barking minds
Residential permit, make everyone a hermit
Blown a grand...broke my hand...
Cunts
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Old 4th September 2005, 17:51   #305 (permalink)
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That cnut sweeeet, is a massive cheat
Beat us all at pool, but prefers to beat his meat,
Cheated in the final, with his style vaginal,
On heat, complete
Cnut sweeeet
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Old 13th September 2005, 01:47   #306 (permalink)
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Old 13th September 2005, 02:01   #307 (permalink)
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Old 13th September 2005, 02:02   #308 (permalink)
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Excellent.
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Old 13th September 2005, 02:03   #309 (permalink)
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Excellent.
My muse was calling.
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Old 13th September 2005, 02:14   #310 (permalink)
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Dervish2, what are we to do?
Wibbs got drunk and promoted you
Now we're stuck and your postings suck
Alien posts and ghosts
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Old 13th September 2005, 06:20   #311 (permalink)
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Well there's GB, still need Gillespie, CR7fan and Ellie before I'll consider it for the classics.

I'll start you off

Ellie Brown never lets us down
The caffs brighter when she is around
Sprogged last year, sleepless nights we hear
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Old 13th September 2005, 06:23   #312 (permalink)
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what about haikus or limericks?
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Old 13th September 2005, 08:12   #313 (permalink)
 
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Dervish2, what are we to do?
Wibbs got drunk and promoted you
Now we're stuck and your postings suck
Alien posts and ghosts
Dervish2


Bravo! You obviously missed your calling.
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Old 13th September 2005, 09:10   #314 (permalink)
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That's pretty good BR
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Old 13th September 2005, 09:32   #315 (permalink)
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