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15th September 2005, 17:13
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Barbara Charles makes macabre snarls
When you push her over Niagara Falls... Relatively new, eats Selotape and glue, Digs me, sticky... Caf Babs |
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15th September 2005, 19:00
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Has been dreaming of LFC winning the league since the 89/90 season...yes, 1989/1990
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Big bad Andy, Got knocked bandy
By a butch looking bird who was well handy Soon as he was hit, went down like a sack of shit Shit house, Andy Is that right? |
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15th September 2005, 19:25
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Nearly...you need one more line...and ideally "shithouse" needs to rhyme with "Andy". Observe:
Scouser Sutty, likes them slutty, Eats his turds in a bun: shit butty... Listens to The Farm, is stalking Steve McMahon, Sarky, bit parky... Sutty |
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15th September 2005, 19:48
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Has been dreaming of LFC winning the league since the 89/90 season...yes, 1989/1990
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Takes a dump on the tube next to some poor wretch Licks it of his fingers, the smell still lingers Weirdy, beardy Pletch Better? |
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15th September 2005, 20:13
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Much better
To be pernickity, you could still work on the scansion..."dreadful" would work better than "terrible", for instance, and "the smell of it" rather than just "the smell"...but otherwise an excellent effort. Dego Deco, cheating feck-o, Thousands yell "Twat!", he thinks itīs an echo... Looks like Ronnie Corbett, falls like heīs in orbit, Brazil reject...genetic defect... Deco |
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15th September 2005, 20:22
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15th September 2005, 20:42
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnng nnnnnnnnnnnnnng, blabber blabber, sits there drinking pimms, looks like bobby mimms, bull necked, looks fecked. Slabber |
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22nd September 2005, 13:25
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Plech's subconscious, spouting nonsense, When I'm on auto-pilot, it's my auto-Pontius... Remembers being two, when anywhere I'd poo, Quotes Davo...likes Rainbow... My subconscious Ghosted Spoony, looks like Rooney, When he shows his face, it looks like a moonie... Sent to Coventry, for dissing foreign tea, Ghosted...roasted... Spoony Single men chase mingers, then Have no plan B, like England's Sven... If the bird resists, they have one off the wrist, Thrill themselves...kill themselves... Single men |
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23rd September 2005, 16:50
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Staropramen, thank you barman
It's the stuff of heaven, Amen When on it you're boozing you find everything amusing: The Caf...giraffes... Stary. |
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24th September 2005, 01:09
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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Staropramen, not for gay men, Better than E's, though not for the Shamen, You drink it from a glass, and its fucking class, Everyone'll be fucked, can't blame em' Amen... |
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24th September 2005, 01:42
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Les jeux sont Fait
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Poor old Plech - short of a full deck,
Doesn't know his wife is being boned by Srnicek, He thinks he's on his travels, But she's just round at Pavel's - Oh feck, marriage wreck, Poor Plech. |
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24th September 2005, 01:56
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Cuckold Sincher, has juvenile larynxia,
His bird's next door, sucking off Garrincha... Partial to Brazilians, she's slurped on fecking millions, Sore throat, same boat, Sincher |
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24th September 2005, 10:18
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Beanpole studying Irish history
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Fighting over the internet is like being David Bellion, even if you win, you'e still a gay french shitbag who's first touch is worse than a landmine victims-Credit to Big Andy
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27th September 2005, 23:42
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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That's a good one
Matchday posters, spastic dotards When they're in the bath, make them catch a toaster... Wrong opinions teeming, lots of primal screaming Spastic threads...plastic beds... Gaytards |
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28th September 2005, 00:26
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Idiot G-Force, boned a he-horse Never married, but twice di-vorced By his mum and dad, cos they saw him bum a lad, Flowing locks, blowing cocks, G4orce |
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28th September 2005, 01:11
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Jeremy Paxman, just relax, man
You're drearier than the fecking taxman... Used to weed out bluffers, now you're an old duffer Ex-bully...now woolly... Paxman |
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28th September 2005, 09:19
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Healthy, safe and neutered
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16th December 2005, 02:45
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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French Henry bears the stench of wee
And chases cock like a wench on heat... Slipped into a coma, dreamt of Alain Goma Horses...arses... French Henry |
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16th December 2005, 03:01
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Dubai Devil, in new highs revels,
Roasted by two guys (the Nevilles)... Got a flashy number plate, got a rash (he bummed a mate) Lots of cash, dodgy tash... DD |
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13th February 2006, 01:35
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
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Caftard Bergzen is his family's burden
He's Joey Deacon, the Scando version... Labours at IKEA, at gay-bars picks up queers Resembles elves...assembles shelves... Bergzen Thomas M nicks his momma's men One of whom is that bummer Sven Spends his hours LOLing, wanks to Thomas Brolin Roller-blades...AIDS... ThomasM Smashed Hombre's gonna go a long way He'll be a mod on the Caf one day... In Big Andy's shadow, which means that he's a saddo Surveyor...gayer... Hombre |
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