United's penalty-takers

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 00:41

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Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

You really are thick mate. I have never said Bramble > Zidane. It's a figment of your stupid brain. I've never said Giggs = Richardson either. That's another crude myth promoted by the likes of you

To top it all I have clearly not said left footers can't and shouldn't take penalties. I said there's are more readable that's all. And for your information just because you can tell where some one will place his penalty, doesn't mean the keeper will get to it. It's like you've never seen keepers go the right way while still not being able to stop the penalty, in your entire life ffs...

The irony.....

ciderman9000000 · 13th May 2007, 00:44

Players with outie belly-buttons are susceptible to foul throws. FACT!

ciderman9000000 · 13th May 2007, 00:46

Come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber, i'd love to hear you try and explain why it is that keepers can predict where a left footed player is going to place his penny. What is it that gives them away? Do they do some sort of strange left footed run up or something? Or do they sort of gesture with their left foot which way they're going to go before they take it?

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 00:46

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Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

My god you are a thick one aren't you!?

You are a pure moron. It's clear. You are determined to believe the bullshit you've just posted. When I've clearly not stated anywhere that left footers can't score penalties or shouldn't take them either. I really don't have time to bandy words with obnoxious idiots like you any more. fuck you and goodbye. you can talk to yourself now. Arsehole

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 00:46

Not even a debate.
Players born in August who possess Dynson vacuum cleaners tend to be caught offside a lot more than most.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 00:49

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

The irony.....

Oh yes pure myths like Bramble > Zidane and Giggs=Richardson, all created and promoted by you are "Irony". I see

soulblight3r · 13th May 2007, 00:50

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Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber, i'd love to hear you try and explain why it is that keepers can predict where a left footed player is going to place his penny. What is it that gives them away? Do they do some sort of strange left footed run up or something? Or do they sort of gesture with their left foot which way they're going to go before they take it?

so far he has been avoiding the question. simply stating that it is a fact. i'd like to hear his reasoning. this is getting interesting.

i'll try to help him out. left footed players use the right side of their brain more than the left side which is the creative side thus making the kicks more routine and boring and straightforward. there were also numerous reports that left footed players have a tendency to point to the spot they're aiming for.

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 00:53

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Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Oh yes pure myths like Bramble > Zidane and Giggs=Richardson, all created and promoted by you are "Irony". I see

Aye. FACT.

You've still not answered the million dollar question. Why is it left footed players are more predictable.
I mean, being German and everything the answer that will follow should be second nature.
Go on then....elaborate.

ciderman9000000 · 13th May 2007, 00:53

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Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

You are a pure moron. It's clear. You are determined to believe the bullshit you've just posted. When I've clearly not stated anywhere that left footers can't score penalties or shouldn't take them either. I really don't have time to bandy words with obnoxious idiots like you any more. fuck you and goodbye. you can talk to yourself now. Arsehole

Cool your jets dime bar! Just because i refuse to accept something that you told me, and that defies all reasonable logic, as fact doesn't mean we can't be friends.

ciderman9000000 · 13th May 2007, 00:55

yes, come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber put us out of our misery; WHY are left footed players easy to predict when taking penalties? Let's be honest, saying 'it's a fact! it's a fact!' is not really a proper answer is it now?

MarliMan · 13th May 2007, 00:55

rubbermans at it again i see

good kraut, good kraut

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 00:56

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Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

yes, come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber put us out of our misery; WHY are left footed players easy to predict when taking penalties? Let's be honest, saying 'it's a fact! it's a fact!' is not really a proper answer is it now?

He is German though, he obviously knows what he's talking about.

FlawlessThaw · 13th May 2007, 00:57

This has turned into a bollocks thread

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 00:58

I think it's quite an amusing thread actually. The Chief never disappoints.

soulblight3r · 13th May 2007, 00:59

he's missing..maybe trying to google information

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 00:59

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

Well, can you please tell us how this is a fact. Ciderman has already asked politely. The only person telling us that it is fact is you, and as everyone knows, that isn't the most reliable or intelligent source.

Quit talking bollocks. You fools on the cafe believe what you want all the time even when it's a pure myth!

You come up with rubbish like Bramble > Zidane or Giggs = Richardson and attribute it to me. When they are your statements alone! I've never EVER said such a thing. (my posts back me up on this. I challenge anyone to go and check my posting history). Then you turn around to call me stupid, an unreliable source and claim I'm promoting something you alone created and promote..

IF I was such an unreliable source I would never have accurately predicted
the rise of Ronaldo to prominence in our team. Plus how Vidic and Evra would be big hits for us. Or the current emergence of Fletcher. Or the current nightmare your beloved Robben is having at Chelsea..

But you caftards love to believe what you want and what you create in your imaginations....

conveniently trying your hardest to make everyone never know the actual truth.

Don't even try to deny it

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 01:00

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Originally Posted by KaiserSoze666

You just couldn't make it up

Why would I make up the fact I never said left footers should not take penalties? Explain that please....

ciderman9000000 · 13th May 2007, 01:01

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Originally Posted by soulblight3r

so far he has been avoiding the question. simply stating that it is a fact. i'd like to hear his reasoning. this is getting interesting.

i'll try to help him out. left footed players use the right side of their brain more than the left side which is the creative side thus making the kicks more routine and boring and straightforward. there were also numerous reports that left footed players have a tendency to point to the spot they're aiming for.

Yeah, i can imagine what would be running through Cech's mind...

OK... the first penalty... must save this one... who's stepping up?... Oh fuck it's Rooney... i was hoping it would be ryan giggs... or any of the left footed players really... i wont have a clue where rooney is going to put it... oh well, here goes nothing... ! ... Bollocks i missed it... right, i must save this next one... who is it this time?... YES!!! it's ryan giggs!... Haha stupid lefty... he's placed the ball on the spot... and... wait for it... Haha he did it... being a stupid left footer he pointed to the exact spot he was going to go for!... I'll easy save this now... ! ... Hurray! I've won Chelsea the FA cup thanks to Ryan Giggs and his stupid left footed penalty!

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 01:03

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Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Quit talking bollocks. You fools on the cafe believe what you want all the time even when it's a pure myth!

You come up with rubbish like Bramble > Zidane or Giggs = Richardson and artibiute it to me. When they are you statements alone! I've never EVER said such a thing. (my posts back me up on this. I challenge anyone to go and check my posting history). Then you turn around to call me stupid, an unreliable source and claim I'm promoting something you alone created and promote..

IF I was such an unreliable source I would never have accurately predicted
the rise of Ronaldo to prominence in our team. Plus how Vidic and Evra would be big hits for us. Or the current emergence of Fletcher.

But you caftards love to believe what you want and what you create in your imaginations....

conveniently trying your hardest to make everyone never know the actual truth.

Don't even try to deny it

Hit a nerve?

What the hell does that last bit mean?
Is it trying to be intimidating? Coming from someone who thinks Downing would be more useful to a team than Robben, i find it more amusing than anything.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 01:05

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

I think it's quite an amusing thread actually. The Chief never disappoints.

It's always amusing to you to create lies claim I said drivel like like Bramble > Zidane and Giggs = Richardson rubbish. You are a sadist for sure....

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 01:10

A sadist? Where on earth do you get that from?
I retaliate to absolute bollocks and apparently i'm a sadist?
Erm.......?
Keep digging Rubberman.

You still haven't answered the million dollar question by the way....

ciderman9000000 · 13th May 2007, 01:13

yeah, answer the question!

KingEric7 · 13th May 2007, 01:18

"All gone quiet over there!"

I think i'll sleep now.
Maybe the chief will have come up with a brilliant answer in the morning.
Adios cuntos.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 02:27

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

A sadist? Where on earth do you get that from?
I retaliate to absolute bollocks and apparently i'm a sadist?
Erm.......?

You are a sadist. You prove it in your above post. You create bollocks like Bramble > Zidane, lie to the whole world that some one else holds this view, which is yours and yours alone, lie that you are responding to bollocks, when you CREATED that bollocks, then claim the thread is amusing. After you have filled it with lies that you alone dreamt up and said things like Bramble > Zidane and Giggs = Richardson are views held by some one else other than yourself.

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

You still haven't answered the million dollar question by the way....

I have no question to answer.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 02:31

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Originally Posted by soulblight3r

so far he has been avoiding the question. simply stating that it is a fact. i'd like to hear his reasoning. this is getting interesting.

i'll try to help him out. left footed players use the right side of their brain more than the left side which is the creative side thus making the kicks more routine and boring and straightforward. there were also numerous reports that left footed players have a tendency to point to the spot they're aiming for.

Mate, I have no question to answer. I told people to go and see for themselves. They have refused. It's not my problem. If you are in a house and you tell someone who has never seen the sun , that the sun is in the sky outside and he refutes what you say, with out going to see for himself, how will it still be your problem?

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 02:32

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

Aye. FACT.

You've still not answered the million dollar question. Why is it left footed players are more predictable.
I mean, being German and everything the answer that will follow should be second nature.
Go on then....elaborate.

I have no question to answer. I told you. Go and observe several left footers taking penalties. If you learn something good. If you learn nothing that's your problem and not mine.

Jacob · 13th May 2007, 02:35

Scholes
Carrick
Giggs
Evra
Ronaldo

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 13th May 2007, 02:40

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

Hit a nerve?

Sadist!

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

What the hell does that last bit mean?
Is it trying to be intimidating? .

Airhead.

It just means don't pretend it's not the truth. Surely that's not too hard for you to do is it? Or did statements like that work as intimidation in your high school?

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Originally Posted by KingEric7

Coming from someone who thinks Downing would be more useful to a team than Robben, i find it more amusing than anything.

Coming from someone who creates lies like Bramble > Zidane + Giggs = Richardson and thinks Robben >> Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Messi. It's not surprising. Truth always gets twisted in your intricate hands.

That's why you can't associate the simple statements made with intimidation.

Instant Karma · 13th May 2007, 03:55

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Originally Posted by Jacob

Scholes
Carrick
Giggs
Evra
Ronaldo

I dont think Ronaldo should be last. It works for a team which are strong on penalties but for us, he may be wasted and not even get a chance if a couple of them miss.

Rooney
Ronaldo
Ole (sub)
Saha (sub)
Scholes

Carrick
Richardson (sub)
Vidic
Rio
Brown

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ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KRAP Posts: 6,509	Players with outie belly-buttons are susceptible to foul throws. FACT!

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ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KRAP Posts: 6,509	Come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber, i'd love to hear you try and explain why it is that keepers can predict where a left footed player is going to place his penny. What is it that gives them away? Do they do some sort of strange left footed run up or something? Or do they sort of gesture with their left foot which way they're going to go before they take it?

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KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. Posts: 11,428	Not even a debate. Players born in August who possess Dynson vacuum cleaners tend to be caught offside a lot more than most.

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ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KRAP Posts: 6,509	yes, come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber put us out of our misery; WHY are left footed players easy to predict when taking penalties? Let's be honest, saying 'it's a fact! it's a fact!' is not really a proper answer is it now?

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MarliMan Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: R.I.P Posts: 5,166	rubbermans at it again i see good kraut, good kraut

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FlawlessThaw most 'know it all' poster Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Posts: 7,306	This has turned into a bollocks thread

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KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. Posts: 11,428	I think it's quite an amusing thread actually. The Chief never disappoints.

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soulblight3r Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 1966 was a great year for English football...Eric was born.. Posts: 2,064	he's missing..maybe trying to google information

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KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. Posts: 11,428	A sadist? Where on earth do you get that from? I retaliate to absolute bollocks and apparently i'm a sadist? Erm.......? Keep digging Rubberman. You still haven't answered the million dollar question by the way....

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ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KRAP Posts: 6,509	yeah, answer the question!

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KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. Posts: 11,428	"All gone quiet over there!" I think i'll sleep now. Maybe the chief will have come up with a brilliant answer in the morning. Adios cuntos.

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Jacob buS maeT tsriF Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Stockholm Posts: 9,029	Scholes Carrick Giggs Evra Ronaldo