United's penalty-takers

ciderman9000000 · 16th April 2008, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranklyVulgar

Fletch should take the pens

against Chelsea in the 2007 FA Cup final? I agree.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Yeah chief, you've really gone out and observed loads of penalty shootouts haven't you, and tried to acurately predict where the left footed takers are going to place it, then counted up how many times you could read them and compared it with the same data from the right footers. You've actually gone and done that haven't you,and posted the results on the caf

Yes I have. That data is where my statement emanated from. I stated that earlier in the thread. You just refused to take that seriously. Thus, I don't see how me posting any concrete data related to that will make a difference to your stance. You'll just insist its cooked! Yet you expect me to answer a question to which you can find the answer yourself. Using the very simple methods I've used .

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Nah, you're not just completely full of bullshit,

Rather you are just a total idiot. Trying to look clever over the internet when you are truly anything but. You've been proved a right fool in this thread already but you wont give up trying to look different. You need help.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

You fucking lying bastard.

Coming from the brain dead human who had his stupid question answered yet still can't register that answer in his brain, that is really rich.

Bury Red · 16th April 2008, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

"Never Give Up"

someone shrink that to 100x120 or 150x180 and stick it up on photobucket or somewhere and PM me the address and The Chief's got himself an avatar. I'd do it myself but I'm a lazy cunt. Well that and the firewall here in India won't let me anywhere near any photo hosting websites.

Sultan · 16th April 2008, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

How many people need to hold an opinion before it beocmes fact? Because there are several thousand caf posters willing to back me up on the Sultan being mad as a hatter thing

We don't need to several thousand Caf posters to prove it. Just being in this thread proves it's a fact.

ciderman9000000 · 16th April 2008, 11:11

Bury Red · 16th April 2008, 11:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

How many people need to hold an opinion before it beocmes fact? Because there are several thousand caf posters willing to back me up on the Sultan being mad as a hatter thing

I'm not sure if several thousand qualifies it as a fact yet. If The Chief were to say he believed it however...

ciderman9000000 · 16th April 2008, 11:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Rather you are just a total idiot. Trying to look clever over the internet when you are truly anything but. You've been proved a right foll in this thread already but you wont give up trying to look different. You need help.

Yes, I look an idiot. I've been proved a right fool. Seriously though; what planet are you on?

reddevilcanada · 16th April 2008, 11:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

someone shrink that to 100x120 or 150x180 and stick it up on photobucket or somewhere and PM me the address and The Chief's got himself an avatar. I'd do it myself but I'm a lazy cunt. Well that and the firewall here in India won't let me anywhere near any photo hosting websites.

Now, that would be some quality admin job!

Pogue Mahone · 16th April 2008, 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Brilliant! Much better than the one I eventually dug out with google!

Sultan · 16th April 2008, 11:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

I'm not sure if several thousand qualifies it as a fact yet. If The Chief were to say he believed it however...

Chief's called me worse than mad, in the million page Hargreaves thread many times over.

He's cut me deep.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Typical. Another lame attempt to prove you are clever or witty or capable of making a valid or intelligent point. When you are not. When will you learn

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Yes, I look an idiot. I've been proved a right fool. Seriously though; what planet are you on?

Seriously, when will you stop making a total fool of yourself. Can't you tell when you're beaten?

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultan

We don't need to several thousand Caf posters to prove it. Just being in this thread proves it's a fact.

Being in this thread proves nothing.

Bury Red · 16th April 2008, 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Typical. Another lame attempt to prove you are clever or witty or capable of making a valid or intelligent point. When you are not. When will you learn

Ciderman is clever, witty, valid and intelligent. I suspect that he is however frequently incapable so you might have one demi-fact in amongst the bullshit there Chief. A 10% success rates above average though isn't it.

Bury Red · 16th April 2008, 11:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Seriously, when will you stop making a total fool of yourself. Can't you tell when you're beaten?

You've gotta be a WUM Chief, that's just hilarious on so many levels that it can't be unintentional.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

Ciderman is clever, witty, valid and intelligent.

Like hell he is. He asks a question to which I provide a way to find the answer and he keeps going on and having a fit because allegedly haven't answered him. And that's witty and "clever, witty, valid and intelligent?

You are killing me here with laughter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

I suspect that he is however frequently incapable so you might have one demi-fact in amongst the bullshit there Chief. A 10% success rates above average though isn't it.

You alone know what on Earth you are on about.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

Nope. But there's plenty fo stubborn cnuts on here who never back down (myself included

).

What makes the Chief really special is his willingness to occasionally leap in and adopt an opinion that is almost completely devoid of common sense, and defend this position with almost insane passion and vigour, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

"Never Give Up"

Typical

Hectic · 16th April 2008, 11:33

So left-footers aren't as good with penalties?

Based on your word...

Pogue Mahone · 16th April 2008, 11:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Typical

Think of it as a compliment, Chief. That frog ain't going down without a fight, is he?

ciderman9000000 · 16th April 2008, 11:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Like hell he is. He asks a question to which I provide a way to find the answer and he keeps going on and having a fit because allegedly haven't answered him. And that's witty and "clever, witty, valid and intelligent?

When asked to back up your argument with an explanation you just told me to go back it up for you.

Hypothetical situation with regard to your logic, chief;

Scientist1: I've discovered time travel!
Scientist2: Really!? How?
Scientist1: I threw a million bananas at a goat and when i threw the millionth banana, a portal to the future opened!
Scientist2: You're an idiot
Scientist1: No i'm not! It's a fact i've discovered time travel!
Scientist2: Mate, that's not a fact, can you prove it?
Scientist1: Why should i prove it!? you go and throw a million bananas at a goat and you'll get the same results!
Scientist2: I'm not gonna do that am i?
Scientist1: Jesus! I've told you how to travel in time and you wont do it!
Scientist2: Because i'm not an idiot.
Scientist1: You've just made a complete fool out of yourself.
Scientist2: You didn't even throw the bananas did you? I mean, in reality?
Scientist1: Yes i did!
Scientist2: Then you're an idiot.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 16th April 2008, 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

There is no laterality in the success ratios - left footed and right footed strikers have the same success when the frequencies are represented as percentages.

Based on a statistical analysis of all the penalties from the 2002 World Cup and Champions League.

There's lies, damned lies and statistics.

You wish. I bet that is pretty solid data. Which I second my self.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

But if you want to be 100% certain there's only The Chief*

Oh, and Kemo of course.

Very funny

Sultan · 16th April 2008, 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Based on your word...

That's not actually true, I have provided actual scientific/medical research to prove Chief's theory as FACT.

FranklyVulgar · 16th April 2008, 11:39

Seriously though, i think it really is more down to the individual rather than if he is left or right footed.

Left footed players are rarer so how a keeper could think it is more predictable is hard to beleive. I could name a host of left footed dead ball specialists/penalty takers who prove that predictabilty or lack of penalty taking ability has anything to do with them being left footed.

Bury Red · 16th April 2008, 11:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

You wish. I bet that is pretty solid data. Which I second my self.

Well theirs is a published academic paper, authored by a Welshman named M.Hughes no less. Not sparky unfortunately, just a sports expert from the University of Cardiff. Yours is a supposition by a reknowned internet nutjob.

I know I'm torn which one to believe.

Quote:

Very funny

Why, thankyou.

Hectic · 16th April 2008, 11:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultan

That's not actually true, I have provided actual scientific/medical research to prove Chief's theory as FACT.

You have?

Did you collect similar data and analyze it too?

brophs · 16th April 2008, 11:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

When asked to back up your argument with an explanation you just told me to go back it up for you.

Hypothetical situation with regard to your logic, chief;

Scientist1: I've discovered time travel!
Scientist2: Really!? How?
Scientist1: I threw a million bananas at a goat and when i threw the millionth banana, a portal to the future opened!
Scientist2: You're an idiot
Scientist1: No i'm not! It's a fact i've discovered time travel!
Scientist2: Mate, that's not a fact, can you prove it?
Scientist1: Why should i prove it!? you go and throw a million bananas at a goat and you'll get the same results!
Scientist2: I'm not gonna do that am i?
Scientist1: Jesus! I've told you how to travel in time and you wont do it!
Scientist2: Because i'm not an idiot.
Scientist1: You've just made a complete fool out of yourself.
Scientist2: You didn't even throw the bananas did you? I mean, in reality?
Scientist1: Yes i did!
Scientist2: Then you're an idiot.

sonymobby · 16th April 2008, 11:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

When asked to back up your argument with an explanation you just told me to go back it up for you.

Hypothetical situation with regard to your logic, chief;

Scientist1: I've discovered time travel!
Scientist2: Really!? How?
Scientist1: I threw a million bananas at a goat and when i threw the millionth banana, a portal to the future opened!
Scientist2: You're an idiot
Scientist1: No i'm not! It's a fact i've discovered time travel!
Scientist2: Mate, that's not a fact, can you prove it?
Scientist1: Why should i prove it!? you go and throw a million bananas at a goat and you'll get the same results!
Scientist2: I'm not gonna do that am i?
Scientist1: Jesus! I've told you how to travel in time and you wont do it!
Scientist2: Because i'm not an idiot.
Scientist1: You've just made a complete fool out of yourself.
Scientist2: You didn't even throw the bananas did you? I mean, in reality?
Scientist1: Yes i did!
Scientist2: Then you're an idiot.

16th April 2008, 11:11	#205 (permalink)
ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KRAP Posts: 6,668

16th April 2008, 11:33	#218 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,773	So left-footers aren't as good with penalties? Based on your word...

16th April 2008, 11:39	#223 (permalink)
FranklyVulgar Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In amoungst the pigs raising hell Posts: 1,607	Seriously though, i think it really is more down to the individual rather than if he is left or right footed. Left footed players are rarer so how a keeper could think it is more predictable is hard to beleive. I could name a host of left footed dead ball specialists/penalty takers who prove that predictabilty or lack of penalty taking ability has anything to do with them being left footed.