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13th June 2010, 18:38
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World Cup Video Diary / 10 Things
Enjoy tubetards...
Hopefully, it's passably interesting. * it isn't 10 things btw, it was....but I had to edit it down to get it in at under 10 minutes, so my 8 minute rant about the vuvuzela will have to be left for another time. |
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13th June 2010, 18:50
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Good stuff Mockney. Apart from the vuvuzela's (which i know you hate), what do you think of the country and the atmosphere outside of the stadiums?
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13th June 2010, 18:54
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 Everybody has said the same thing "I knew Heskey wasn't going to score"It might become a catchphrase during this tournament, and the clip of Gerrard taking note of Rooney firing up the players was great, keep 'em coming Mockers, quality stuff. Great soundtrack too! |
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13th June 2010, 21:55
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When he plays for England, I can call him Stevie G. It doesn't bother me in the slightest....It's also not made for Redcaf, so, you know, meh...It's aimed at your average pub going football monkey...I'm also a chav at heart. I did a baboon/Henize segway for United fans though...nobody probably caught that.
I saw a baboon today...no lions though Mike "Man U" Up North, I'm not in the fucking outback...they aren't just wandering around the cities you know.. Quote:
And yeah, only England games for analysis (if you could call it that...and you'd be generous) with maybe a passing reference to the other bigger ones...it's a fair bit of palava trying to film them, edit them and then ramble on at camera for a bit all within a day without adding in more stuff about the other games...Though I was hoping to watch some games with fans who couldn't get tickets, but my only attempt so far was that argentina one in an empty cinema....I'm basically making it up as I go along. The Rodney thing is a private joke I forgot wasn't actually a public joke....my favorite bit is almost unnoticeable unfortunately...a sign on the way to the stadium directing people to the Phokeng Trauma Center...damn |
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13th June 2010, 22:33
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i think you make a good point about crouchie born and bred with the belief that he's good at heading given how tall he is. he probably never bothered about it, and the upshot is Heskey being more useful than him as a target man.
i like the first post match analysis, the one that's in the heat of the moment, really insightful |
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14th June 2010, 00:43
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I liked it but do you have a MikeUpNorth type to play off...there must be some other opinionated wanker staying in your casino who'll go on camera.
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14th June 2010, 01:19
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Let's go fuckin Mental
Let's go fuckin Mental We're going to South Africa and We're going to bring the Cup back That's for SHAAAA |
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14th June 2010, 03:00
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'It is like the bouncy castle has been pulled from underneath you, and you have fallen on nettles'
classic stuff, keep them coming (are you watching the other matches by the way or are you just editing these?). And am I the only one who on first glance mistook Mockney for Clint Dempsey? |
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14th June 2010, 03:26
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Nicely done.
A chav at heart eh? I was in Newcastle recently and I learned that the term Chav is actually meant to describe someone in a tracksuit with a bad haircut who lives in a council house. I always thought Chav just meant Chelsea supporter. No wonder I kept offending people. |
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14th June 2010, 04:11
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very nice mockney.
i also noticed the trauma center and chuckled. |
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14th June 2010, 05:21
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Megacoach!
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14th June 2010, 10:51
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Great stuff. Enjoy more this kinda journalism than the regular pundit. They're always the same. A football fan who doesn't talk shit is always the best one.
Good point about Rodney(?). He can't head for shit. And he does worse when left alone. It's like he needs to point his hands on someone's shoulder for balance. |
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14th June 2010, 11:18
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14th June 2010, 11:34
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14th June 2010, 17:56
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15th June 2010, 09:58
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Good watch that. Have you seen any Baboons from the window yet? If possible could you capture one alive for me? I'll pay you handsomely.
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15th June 2010, 10:06
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15th June 2010, 14:45
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Nice stuff Mockney, good editing as well. Couldn't hear any Vuvu's when the anthem played on that vid yet you could hear some through the tele, so i can kinda see why some say they're not as bad when you're in the ground.
Looking forward to your next one. |
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20th June 2010, 11:17
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Good work Mockney, decent analysis of the game, and yeh if you've editted that top job! And if someone else did it, fuck it I don't know who they are (not that I 'know' who you are either really but meh) so you might as well take all the credit Hopefully the next time you're in Manchester, someone will smash your kneecaps for the Stevie G bollocks. Have a word |
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