Hitman : The Movie

Don16 · 6th September 2007, 12:55

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r1SeyA7xJn8

Oh my

Spammy · 6th September 2007, 13:18

Looks fucking horrific, nothing like the Hitman games.

Hectic · 6th September 2007, 13:19

Does actually look quite terrible.

Don16 · 6th September 2007, 13:20

Meh, I love the Hitman games. The general idea of a Hitman movie is exciting

Tabata · 6th September 2007, 13:25

Looks shithouse. Love the games though.

Van Piorsing · 6th September 2007, 13:31

- That was really a good assasin movie.

I think Hitman will be average.

RedCanadian · 6th September 2007, 16:05

Probably will be an average movie, but I'll still go see it....

Desert Eagle · 6th September 2007, 16:13

Blood money was a great game.

Red_devil_ · 6th September 2007, 17:08

Is there gonna be a gears of war movie ..think I heard something about that ...now thats a movie I would like to see if its anything like the game ...my son is also a big fan of gears of war so he would really thrilled if there's gonna be a movie

RooneyDevil8 · 6th September 2007, 20:07

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Originally Posted by Red_devil_

Is there gonna be a gears of war movie ..think I heard something about that ...now thats a movie I would like to see if its anything like the game ...my son is also a big fan of gears of war so he would really thrilled if there's gonna be a movie

Not sure how that would come off. The game itself felt like a movie to me. Great game.

Van Piorsing · 10th September 2007, 11:19

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Originally Posted by Desert Eagle

Blood money was a great game.

Can't disagree.

Great game with intresting plot and fine gameplay.

Retirantmobs · 10th September 2007, 11:21

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Originally Posted by Red_devil_

Is there gonna be a gears of war movie ..think I heard something about that ...now thats a movie I would like to see if its anything like the game ...my son is also a big fan of gears of war so he would really thrilled if there's gonna be a movie

Games should not be released as movies and movies should not be released as games they all end up shite and pointless.

Van Piorsing · 10th September 2007, 11:23

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Originally Posted by Retirantmobs

Games should not be released as movies and movies should not be released as games they all end up shite and pointless.

Silent Hill was not that bad movie...

girish · 10th May 2008, 07:07

I've just finished watching it'.

It's ultimate shit.

Team Brian GB · 10th May 2008, 08:51

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Originally Posted by Retirantmobs

Games should not be released as movies and movies should not be released as games they all end up shite and pointless.

Goldeneye is still a big favourite of mine, but that is the exception.

Has anyone watched Doom?

girish · 10th May 2008, 10:17

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Originally Posted by Team Brian GB

Goldeneye is still a big favourite of mine, but that is the exception.

Has anyone watched Doom?

Yep. But Doom wasn't very bad.

RedKaos · 10th May 2008, 10:23

I remember watching this in the movies months ago.

As a hitman fan, it really is cringeworthy stuff and on the whole generally terrible.

The guy they've got to play Agent 47 looks like hes about 17, doesnt look much like him, there arent really any proper assissinations, and halfway through it turned into some awful martial arts-action movie hybrid.

Sad, but I was never expecting a game-to-movie conversion to be any good regardless.

a_devil_inside · 10th May 2008, 10:41

shit film, the only good thing in it is Olga Kurylenko

Keyzer Soze · 10th May 2008, 12:46

This film was absolutely terrible.

Eyepopper · 10th May 2008, 12:49

I watched it on the come down from drugs... was NOT a pleasant experience...

cesc's_mullet · 10th May 2008, 13:07

Get on the kettamine popper.

McLovin · 10th May 2008, 13:11

Movie was terrible ..

The girl though

RedKaos · 10th May 2008, 13:37

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I watched it on the come down from drugs... was NOT a pleasant experience...

What the feck is up with you man, you're always high on something.

wancolos · 10th May 2008, 23:18

It was pretty bad.

It's Hitman though, so I enjoyed it.

Billy Blaggs · 20th May 2008, 19:40

It was almost like the Transporter

SiYuan · 20th May 2008, 19:49

Quite a bad film..

6th September 2007, 12:55	#1 (permalink)
Don16 Annoying cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The big goalies coming up! Posts: 2,910	Hitman : The Movie http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r1SeyA7xJn8 Oh my

6th September 2007, 13:18	#2 (permalink)
Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,207	Looks fucking horrific, nothing like the Hitman games.

6th September 2007, 13:19	#3 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,773	Does actually look quite terrible.

6th September 2007, 13:20	#4 (permalink)
Don16 Annoying cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The big goalies coming up! Posts: 2,910	Meh, I love the Hitman games. The general idea of a Hitman movie is exciting

6th September 2007, 13:25	#5 (permalink)
Tabata Likes threads entitled 'Torres Signs' & welches on his bets Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,171	Looks shithouse. Love the games though.

6th September 2007, 13:31	#6 (permalink)
Van Piorsing Lost his light sabre Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Polska Posts: 10,035	- That was really a good assasin movie. I think Hitman will be average.

6th September 2007, 16:05	#7 (permalink)
RedCanadian RatCat freak Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: "In the offseason, my mustache drives the Firebird, I ride shotgun" - RATCAT Posts: 10,688	Probably will be an average movie, but I'll still go see it....

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Desert Eagle Punjabi Dude Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,161	Blood money was a great game.

6th September 2007, 17:08	#9 (permalink)
Red_devil_ Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: That boy Ronaldo !! Posts: 2,000	Is there gonna be a gears of war movie ..think I heard something about that ...now thats a movie I would like to see if its anything like the game ...my son is also a big fan of gears of war so he would really thrilled if there's gonna be a movie

10th May 2008, 07:07	#14 (permalink)
girish Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kerala,India Posts: 2,919	I've just finished watching it'. It's ultimate shit.

10th May 2008, 10:23	#17 (permalink)
RedKaos Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tentacles in my mouthLOL Posts: 2,427	I remember watching this in the movies months ago. As a hitman fan, it really is cringeworthy stuff and on the whole generally terrible. The guy they've got to play Agent 47 looks like hes about 17, doesnt look much like him, there arent really any proper assissinations, and halfway through it turned into some awful martial arts-action movie hybrid. Sad, but I was never expecting a game-to-movie conversion to be any good regardless.

10th May 2008, 10:41	#18 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,220	shit film, the only good thing in it is Olga Kurylenko

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Keyzer Soze Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Way I Hear It, Soze's Some Kind Of Butcher. A Peerless, Psycho Butcher. Posts: 3,800	This film was absolutely terrible.

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Eyepopper First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 9,776	I watched it on the come down from drugs... was NOT a pleasant experience...

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: he's crazy like a moose, aussie, aussie GUUS Posts: 6,188	Get on the kettamine popper.

10th May 2008, 13:11	#22 (permalink)
McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Beirut for the summer; Montreal usually. Posts: 1,565	Movie was terrible .. The girl though

10th May 2008, 23:18	#24 (permalink)
wancolos Diarrhetic homosexual- likes to beat Noggies with his manbat Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 16,362	It was pretty bad. It's Hitman though, so I enjoyed it.

20th May 2008, 19:40	#25 (permalink)
Billy Blaggs Billy no mates and im shit at Halo Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: I shit my pants at work and threw my grundies in the dumpster! Beat THAT! Posts: 4,285	It was almost like the Transporter

20th May 2008, 19:49	#26 (permalink)
SiYuan Simon (proud orange vendor) Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Where Crouch is a Midget. Posts: 5,447	Quite a bad film..