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Old 13th November 2009, 13:00   #1 (permalink)
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Im a celebrity get me out of here 2009

excellent its the time of year where we toss a load of celebs into the aussie jungle where they hope winning will revive their career and we watch them do gross things just to get dinner, as usual i dont know who any of them are apart from the ugly one that cleans peoples homes but there you go

The celebs revealed! | I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 2009 – ITV
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:01   #2 (permalink)
 
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Will not be watching. Boring television.
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:01   #3 (permalink)
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this is one of the few programs i always get sucked in to
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:04   #4 (permalink)
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Apart from the cleaning lady, I havent got a fucking clue who any of them are. Nowhere near 'celebrities' any of them
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:05   #5 (permalink)
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apparently two of them a gay lovers who redesign peoples homes

fucking great
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:09   #6 (permalink)
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Fucking hell when will reality tv just fucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:10   #7 (permalink)
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I know they usually have the token big-bapped bimbo, but Sam Fox? Please.
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:10   #8 (permalink)
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never pops, it will never ever die
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:12   #9 (permalink)
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usually they put a sexy woman in there, I don't want to see her from How Clean is My House recreating the Myleene Klass shower scenes. Think i'd probably throw up
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:14   #10 (permalink)
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there are not hotties, usually they add some people in though in the second or third day so there is always hope
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:18   #11 (permalink)
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never pops, it will never ever die
Its either reality TV or me, one of us must go....

Its not so much the fact that prime time TV is full of this shit its the extra, behind the scenes, bloopers, what they have for breakfast spin off shows that take up every other living minute...
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:21   #12 (permalink)
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Feel Sorry for Colin Hendry............not the place to go after what hes been through.

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Old 13th November 2009, 13:22   #13 (permalink)
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Television made by twats for wannabe twats.

They should rename it I'm a Z list celebrity, get me in there. Please
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:24   #14 (permalink)
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how is the old scrubber classed as a celebrity? and who the fuck is the black singer?
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Old 13th November 2009, 13:28   #15 (permalink)
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jesus, didn't think jimmy white would be on it.
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Old 13th November 2009, 18:09   #16 (permalink)
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there are not hotties, usually they add some people in though in the second or third day so there is always hope
heard Jordan was going back in later on for a bumper payday for the silly tart, but yet again still no hotties

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Feel Sorry for Colin Hendry............not the place to go after what hes been through.
he's not in it
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Old 13th November 2009, 18:11   #17 (permalink)
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heard Jordan was going back in later on for a bumper payday for the silly tart, but yet again still no hotties
yeah i heard something like that too
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Old 13th November 2009, 18:16   #18 (permalink)
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Old 13th November 2009, 18:22   #19 (permalink)
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where else can you watch someone eat a kangaroos cock?
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Old 13th November 2009, 21:25   #20 (permalink)
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where else can you watch someone eat a kangaroos cock?
but why would you want to, sparky?
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Old 13th November 2009, 22:30   #21 (permalink)
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but why would you want to, sparky?
why not?
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Old 13th November 2009, 22:32   #22 (permalink)
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why not?
not nice, not nice at all......
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Old 13th November 2009, 23:46   #23 (permalink)
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Old 14th November 2009, 00:40   #24 (permalink)
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I say we get a bit of napalm together and torch the "jungle".
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Old 14th November 2009, 03:01   #25 (permalink)
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I say we get a bit of napalm together and torch the "jungle".
My sister lives really near there so I would rather you didn't, thanks.
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Old 14th November 2009, 09:46   #26 (permalink)
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spot on there mate.Could not of put it better.
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Old 14th November 2009, 10:21   #27 (permalink)
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Old 14th November 2009, 10:25   #28 (permalink)
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Fucking hell when will reality tv just fucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree, found the first Survivor and Big Brother mildly entertaining and used to watch MTV's The Real World, but it gets old quick cant believe these shows have gone on so long. Watch the US version a few times this summer it was fucking awful
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Old 15th November 2009, 00:13   #29 (permalink)
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I like this show, can't fucking stand that Big Brother shit though. My favourite part on I'm A Celeb is when they have to eat the kangaroo penis, camel bollocks and stuff like that

Downside is that Jordan and her god awful cage fighting tranny are apparently going in this year, fuck sake
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Old 15th November 2009, 03:19   #30 (permalink)
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I like this show, can't fucking stand that Big Brother shit though. My favourite part on I'm A Celeb is when they have to eat the kangaroo penis, camel bollocks and stuff like that

Downside is that Jordan and her god awful cage fighting tranny are apparently going in this year, fuck sake
Those two statements do not compute.
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Old 15th November 2009, 15:45   #31 (permalink)
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I like this show, can't fucking stand that Big Brother shit though. My favourite part on I'm A Celeb is when they have to eat the kangaroo penis, camel bollocks and stuff like that

Downside is that Jordan and her god awful cage fighting tranny are apparently going in this year, fuck sake
has she been confirmed to go in? i really dont want to have to watch that skank again
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Old 15th November 2009, 15:55   #32 (permalink)
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isn't she getting paid twice what everyone else is?

then there will be the countless books about it
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Old 15th November 2009, 16:06   #33 (permalink)
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isn't she getting paid twice what everyone else is?

then there will be the countless books about it
I read that they get about £50,000 while she gets around £300,000
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Old 15th November 2009, 16:18   #34 (permalink)
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jordan did nothing of interest last time she was in, all I remember was Peter Andre chasing her like a little lovestruck puppy

I'd rather get Joe Pasquale back than that whore
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Old 15th November 2009, 16:30   #35 (permalink)
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They've not actually put any celebs in it. It should be called "My name has been in the press, once, and i'm now in the jungle."
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Old 15th November 2009, 18:02   #36 (permalink)
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send joe swash back in, the sound of his voice may be a bit annoying but he is still one of my favourites
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Old 15th November 2009, 18:36   #37 (permalink)
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i'm sure the producers are hoping for those bitchy scottish designers to put jordan in her place ( which would be the bottom of a swamp tied to stevie pee and carrrrrragher if i had my way )
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Old 15th November 2009, 20:58   #38 (permalink)
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Jimmy White can be gotten at 5/1 to win it, money in the bank.
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Old 15th November 2009, 22:04   #39 (permalink)
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I think Jordan is gonna be on it, I'm sure they played a clip of her on the audio
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Old 15th November 2009, 22:58   #40 (permalink)
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They should do a celebrity version of this.
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