Jokes

CounterStrike · 8th June 2007, 20:27

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer.....

...and a mop

Ronaldo07 · 8th June 2007, 23:26

Two pedophiles are at the beach and one says to the other "could you get out of my sun please"

I'll get my coat

solidrake · 12th June 2007, 01:43

why didnt rex bark...............................because he was a goldfish

nemanja nemagic · 12th June 2007, 12:28

A little scouse lad got shot by a robber and died.

He went up to the pearly gates of St.Peter, and St. Peter questioned his credentials for entering heaven.

However, as soon as the lad opened his mouth the guttral accent of the scouser was uttered, and St. Peter instantly interrupted him and said "Sorry, no scousers in heaven"

The scouser then told St.Peter about him being good in life, and that last week he gave 20 quid to an orphange. St.Peter called for a translator, and he relaid the message to St.Peter.

St Peter went and talked it over with God, and God came out of the pearly gates to pass judgement.

God "So, you were good in life and you did give £20 to an orphange I hear?
Scouser "Yes sir"
God" Heres your twenty quid, PISS OFF"

Freak · 12th June 2007, 14:45

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her

nemanja nemagic · 12th June 2007, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her

cleverly played.

KingBest · 12th June 2007, 17:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her

Played Freak

uae · 12th June 2007, 18:05

ZaPpeh · 12th June 2007, 22:07

This deaf mute strolls into a chemist’s shop to buy a packet of condoms. Unfortunately, the mute cannot see any of his required brand on the shelves, and the chemist, unable to decipher sign language, fails to understand what the man wants. Frustrated, the deaf mute decides to take drastic action: he unzips his trousers and drops his cock on the counter, before placing a £5 note next to it. Nodding, the chemist unzips his own trousers, performs the same manoeuvres as the mute, then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the chemist with a wild gesturing of his arms ‘Sorry,’ the chemist says, shrugging his shoulders. ‘But if you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.’

DanNistelrooy · 13th June 2007, 19:25

@ Freak's story

crappycraperson · 13th June 2007, 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her

Escobar · 13th June 2007, 23:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her

Freak · 14th June 2007, 09:47

To be fair, it wasn't my story. I just copied and pasted it.

DanNistelrooy · 14th June 2007, 10:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak

To be fair, it wasn't my story. I just copied and pasted it.

Very good mate

Huseyin10 · 17th June 2007, 23:46

Man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". Wife says: "Your cock is bigger than your brother's"

marcosdeto · 17th June 2007, 23:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huseyin10

Man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". Wife says: "Your cock is bigger than your brother's"

rednev · 18th June 2007, 00:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her

uae · 18th June 2007, 08:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huseyin10

Man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". Wife says: "Your cock is bigger than your brother's"

classic

DanNistelrooy · 18th June 2007, 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huseyin10

Man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". Wife says: "Your cock is bigger than your brother's"

DanNistelrooy · 20th June 2007, 14:54

A rich English business man is on holiday in Spain and is staying in his own villa. He was sunbatheing outside the pool one day when his receptionist interupted him.
"Sir, phone call for you"

The man picked up the phone and it was his Butler from England who was looking after his house in England.
The butler told the rich man "Sir, i'm sorry to say this but your cat has died"
The business man is angry and says "What! You can't just break news like that! What you should have done is rung me and told me that the cat is on the roof of the house and can't get down.
"Right" says the butler
"Then an hour later you should have called me again and told me that the cat has fallen off the roof and is injured in the vets"
"Okay" replies the butler
"Then, finally you should have rung me and told me that the cat has sadly passed away"
"Okay, i'll remember that, sorry sir" says the butler. Puts the phone down

The next day the business man comes down from his room to find his receptionist waiting for him. "Sir, another phone call from England for you"

Once again it's his butler from England
"What this time?" says the business man.
The butler hesitates but finally says
"Sir, your Mum is on the roof and she can't get down"

rian_xjml · 21st June 2007, 08:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-standred

Whats grey and sits in the corner quietly taking the piss?..

A dialysis machine

That is golden!!!

Anyway here goes...

A man goes on holiday to French Polynesia. While he's there, he decides to go and visit a prostitute. After dinner and drinks, they head back to his hotel room, and start doing it. After about 10 minutes, she starts shouting 'Trou faux! trou faux!' Not being a speaker of French, he thinks to himself 'Wow, she must think I'm really good, no one has ever screamed like that when we've been doing it'.

The next day he goes to play a round of golf. He shanks his first shot off the first tee, and the ball ends up on the green of the 4th hole. His hired caddy turns to him and says 'Trou faux monsieur.' He turns back to the caddy and says 'Trou faux? What do you mean, that was a horrible shot, probably the worst tee shot I've ever done?!?' The caddy replies 'Trou faux monsieur. Wrong hole.'

sully07 · 21st June 2007, 11:03

I went to the doctor the other day, she asked me to strip looked me over and immediately said.
'You should stop masturbating'
'Why' I replied
'Because I am examining you'

uae · 21st June 2007, 11:12

DanNistelrooy · 21st June 2007, 13:53

CounterStrike · 21st June 2007, 16:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by sully07

I went to the doctor the other day, she asked me to strip looked me over and immediately said.
'You should stop masturbating'
'Why' I replied
'Because I am examining you'

Pronewbie · 25th June 2007, 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by CounterStrike

that cracked me up.

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nemanja nemagic Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Fuckin' in the bushes Posts: 1,404	A little scouse lad got shot by a robber and died. He went up to the pearly gates of St.Peter, and St. Peter questioned his credentials for entering heaven. However, as soon as the lad opened his mouth the guttral accent of the scouser was uttered, and St. Peter instantly interrupted him and said "Sorry, no scousers in heaven" The scouser then told St.Peter about him being good in life, and that last week he gave 20 quid to an orphange. St.Peter called for a translator, and he relaid the message to St.Peter. St Peter went and talked it over with God, and God came out of the pearly gates to pass judgement. God "So, you were good in life and you did give £20 to an orphange I hear? Scouser "Yes sir" God" Heres your twenty quid, PISS OFF"

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Freak Born a freak always a freak. Join Date: May 2004 Location: C.Ronaldo > England! Posts: 7,841	I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her

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ZaPpeh Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 181	This deaf mute strolls into a chemist’s shop to buy a packet of condoms. Unfortunately, the mute cannot see any of his required brand on the shelves, and the chemist, unable to decipher sign language, fails to understand what the man wants. Frustrated, the deaf mute decides to take drastic action: he unzips his trousers and drops his cock on the counter, before placing a £5 note next to it. Nodding, the chemist unzips his own trousers, performs the same manoeuvres as the mute, then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the chemist with a wild gesturing of his arms ‘Sorry,’ the chemist says, shrugging his shoulders. ‘But if you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.’

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DanNistelrooy Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: We've got our trophy back Posts: 4,953	A rich English business man is on holiday in Spain and is staying in his own villa. He was sunbatheing outside the pool one day when his receptionist interupted him. "Sir, phone call for you" The man picked up the phone and it was his Butler from England who was looking after his house in England. The butler told the rich man "Sir, i'm sorry to say this but your cat has died" The business man is angry and says "What! You can't just break news like that! What you should have done is rung me and told me that the cat is on the roof of the house and can't get down. "Right" says the butler "Then an hour later you should have called me again and told me that the cat has fallen off the roof and is injured in the vets" "Okay" replies the butler "Then, finally you should have rung me and told me that the cat has sadly passed away" "Okay, i'll remember that, sorry sir" says the butler. Puts the phone down The next day the business man comes down from his room to find his receptionist waiting for him. "Sir, another phone call from England for you" Once again it's his butler from England "What this time?" says the business man. The butler hesitates but finally says "Sir, your Mum is on the roof and she can't get down"

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