Mortal Kombat: The Movie

IBleedRed · 12th May 2008, 19:24

Watched it again for the first time in years
laughed my ass off
I think everytime someone has a fight in real life that music should start playing from somewhere
Never realised until now how gay they made my two favorite characters raiden and scorpion

Ixion · 12th May 2008, 19:27

Its the best non-animated video game to movie no doubt!

a_devil_inside · 12th May 2008, 20:26

was never much a fan of the games but I like the films

SmashedHombre · 12th May 2008, 20:27

The games were quality. Sub Zero was the dogs bollocks. Didn't even know there was a film version

IBleedRed · 12th May 2008, 20:29

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

The games were quality. Sub Zero was the dogs bollocks. Didn't even know there was a film version

theres at least 2 maybe 3
the second gets quite ridiculous
one of the characters turns into godzilla or something

a_devil_inside · 12th May 2008, 20:51

who was the ugly bald chap with the claws?

UBERScholes · 12th May 2008, 20:59

Mortal Kombat was awesome, I remember how excited I was when I was little and my Dad would rent it out for me

I remember as well during some fair there was this bloke there who said he was unbeatable at it, but I whooped his ass. Although I cheated by pushing him to the edge of the screen and doing that leg swipe thing over and over so he couldn't do anything

Dev · 12th May 2008, 22:48

I remember watching this when it came out. I loved it. But obviously now I see it differently.

rufus diabolus · 13th May 2008, 00:53

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Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

who was the ugly bald chap with the claws?

Baraka? I don't think he was in the first game though, maybe he was in the second.

cesc's_mullet · 13th May 2008, 04:28

Johnny Cage FTW.

'Noone touches my sunnies'

Or something like that.

cesc's_mullet · 13th May 2008, 04:29

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Originally Posted by UBERScholes

Mortal Kombat was awesome, I remember how excited I was when I was little and my Dad would rent it out for me

I remember as well during some fair there was this bloke there who said he was unbeatable at it, but I whooped his ass. Although I cheated by pushing him to the edge of the screen and doing that leg swipe thing over and over so he couldn't do anything

The old sweeper move! Fantastic stuff, won many-a-game using that tactic.

cesc's_mullet · 13th May 2008, 04:30

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Originally Posted by IBleedRed

theres at least 2 maybe 3
the second gets quite ridiculous
one of the characters turns into godzilla or something

The main guy, Lui Kang or something.

cesc's_mullet · 13th May 2008, 04:31

'Fight'

Du-de de de de de de-de

dmode · 13th May 2008, 05:57

The soundtrack is great too... finish him... babality...

KeyserSoze · 13th May 2008, 07:21

I cant believe i actually thought that film was cool at one time in my life.

Alex · 13th May 2008, 07:28

It is shit, the game was revolutionary remember people complainging about the gore at the time even thoguh games now are 50x worse

SmashedHombre · 13th May 2008, 09:34

I was unbeatable with Sub Zero. Leg sweeper move or not, me and Sub Zero were a team to be feared. Also at the end when you had to randomly punch through blocks of wood or ice or summit for reasons which I can't remember, I was the best at that as well. Although I would cheat and stick my mega drive controller on turbo and just sit pretend it was me pressing the button really fast.

KeyserSoze · 13th May 2008, 09:43

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Also at the end when you had to randomly punch through blocks of wood or ice or summit for reasons which I can't remember, I was the best at that as well.

That was the best part... resulted in many sore thumbs as a child.

SmashedHombre · 13th May 2008, 09:59

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Originally Posted by Keyzer Soze

That was the best part... resulted in many sore thumbs as a child.

Heh heh my litle borther used to get so pissed off, he couldn't work out how I always managed it with ease. I used to deny using the turbo button and just pretend to tap the buttons really fast. Good times

Van Piorsing · 13th May 2008, 10:06

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid...e-movie-review

cesc's_mullet · 13th May 2008, 11:47

Sub Zero was a fan favourite, everyone loved him. His Ice move was the best, you couldn't lose once you got a few of those off.

I think Reptile was the coolest though. He was the green version of Sub Zero and Scorpion.

I remember Shiva was the big bitch with 4 arms.

Garethw · 13th May 2008, 11:53

The games were awesome!

The first film was good at the time. The second movie fucking terrible! Yet it still looked like the Godfather in comparison to Van Dammes Streetfighter movie. That just sucked hairy monkey balls!

Van Piorsing · 13th May 2008, 12:31

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Originally Posted by Garethw

The games were awesome!

The first film was good at the time. The second movie fucking terrible! Yet it still looked like the Godfather in comparison to Van Dammes Streetfighter movie. That just sucked hairy monkey balls!

Agreed !

Street Fighter the movie is a horrible abomination of mankid.

UnitedRoadRed · 13th May 2008, 12:40

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Originally Posted by IBleedRed

theres at least 2 maybe 3
the second gets quite ridiculous
one of the characters turns into godzilla or something

The second one got stupid with Jaxx's arm extensions

It was from Liu Kang's fatality in MK2 (D, F, B, B, HK - that's sad) that then became his animality in MK3

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Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

Baraka? I don't think he was in the first game though, maybe he was in the second.

Baraka was in MK2 and used his blades for his fatalities - one was a simple decapitation, the other was to lift you up and let you slide down his blades. To be fair, he gave you a present for his friendship move!

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

I was unbeatable with Sub Zero. Leg sweeper move or not, me and Sub Zero were a team to be feared. Also at the end when you had to randomly punch through blocks of wood or ice or summit for reasons which I can't remember, I was the best at that as well. Although I would cheat and stick my mega drive controller on turbo and just sit pretend it was me pressing the button really fast.

It was to Test Your Might! Don't you remember the Utah Saints movie theme?

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Originally Posted by Van Piorsing

Agreed !

Street Fighter the movie is a horrible abomination of mankid.

Not as horrible as the game of Streetfighter The Movie - a f*cked up game of a f*cked up movie. Would have been surpassed only by a Mario The Movie game.

12th May 2008, 19:24	#1 (permalink)
IBleedRed likes to use pantyhose Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: apparently uses the term "limey" too much Posts: 3,555	Mortal Kombat: The Movie Watched it again for the first time in years laughed my ass off I think everytime someone has a fight in real life that music should start playing from somewhere Never realised until now how gay they made my two favorite characters raiden and scorpion

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Van Piorsing Lost his light sabre Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Polska Posts: 10,035	Funny review of Mortal Kombat http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid...e-movie-review

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Ixion Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 2,895	Its the best non-animated video game to movie no doubt!

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a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,487	was never much a fan of the games but I like the films

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SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 17,882	The games were quality. Sub Zero was the dogs bollocks. Didn't even know there was a film version

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a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,487	who was the ugly bald chap with the claws?

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UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,076	Mortal Kombat was awesome, I remember how excited I was when I was little and my Dad would rent it out for me I remember as well during some fair there was this bloke there who said he was unbeatable at it, but I whooped his ass. Although I cheated by pushing him to the edge of the screen and doing that leg swipe thing over and over so he couldn't do anything

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Dev Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,075	I remember watching this when it came out. I loved it. But obviously now I see it differently.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: he's crazy like a moose, aussie, aussie GUUS Posts: 6,731	Johnny Cage FTW. 'Noone touches my sunnies' Or something like that.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: he's crazy like a moose, aussie, aussie GUUS Posts: 6,731	'Fight' Du-de de de de de de-de

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dmode Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: vega Posts: 2,485	The soundtrack is great too... finish him... babality...

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KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Way I Hear It Soze's Some Kind Of Butcher A Peerless Psycho Butcher Posts: 5,300	I cant believe i actually thought that film was cool at one time in my life.

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Alex First team crossdresser Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 39°44′21″N 104°59′5″W Posts: 13,303	It is shit, the game was revolutionary remember people complainging about the gore at the time even thoguh games now are 50x worse

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SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 17,882	I was unbeatable with Sub Zero. Leg sweeper move or not, me and Sub Zero were a team to be feared. Also at the end when you had to randomly punch through blocks of wood or ice or summit for reasons which I can't remember, I was the best at that as well. Although I would cheat and stick my mega drive controller on turbo and just sit pretend it was me pressing the button really fast.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: he's crazy like a moose, aussie, aussie GUUS Posts: 6,731	Sub Zero was a fan favourite, everyone loved him. His Ice move was the best, you couldn't lose once you got a few of those off. I think Reptile was the coolest though. He was the green version of Sub Zero and Scorpion. I remember Shiva was the big bitch with 4 arms.

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Garethw Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: England; The home of James Bond, Fish and chips and Chavs! Posts: 1,580	The games were awesome! The first film was good at the time. The second movie fucking terrible! Yet it still looked like the Godfather in comparison to Van Dammes Streetfighter movie. That just sucked hairy monkey balls!